Part-Time Omen of Death
Lol I didn't die I was getting food.
and eeeeeeee lookit all the spiderfriends! ::::D
Stupid doomed timeline...
And if you look carefully
[turns the box over]
It's actually a tiny top hat that you can wear and constantly rain spiders wherever you go
But how would the spiders breathe if the air is spiders?
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Oh my God engie I shouldn't have to explain this it's not hard
The air is still air
Just because it's made of spiders doesn't mean it's not air
They just breathe it like you breathe normal air
Maid of Time
/me FORCIBLY SHUTS THE BOX, STUFFS IT IN THE JAR, STUFFS IT IN THE BIGGER BOX, THEN STUFFS THAT INTO A TITANIUM STEEL BOX, WELDS THE LID SHUT, AND SHIPS IT OFF TO TIMBUKTU, THEN SABOTAGES THE SHIPPING VESSEL SO THAT IT SINKS INTO THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING OCEAN
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Dang brah you really don't like spiderses.
sadface.pst
I'm sorry Ozzy
Brah doesn't want you to be happy
-teleports box to me-
incinerates
Maid of Time
PASTRY WHY DIDNT YOU JUST TELEPORT YOURSELF TO THE FUCKING BOX
ALSO I REFRAINED FROM ACTUALLY DESTROYING IT BECAUSE I KNEW SOLIP WOULD JUST MAKE THAT MEAN I OPENED A PERMANENT PORTAL TO THE SPIDERVERSE AND THATS NOT FUCKING HAPPENING
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Part-Time Omen of Death
My spiderfriends!
Stupid doomed timeline...
Actually Brah
Destroying the box would not have opened a permanent portal
In fact it would have inverted the portal, i.e., we all would have been transported into the Spiderverse, so, you know, good job not doing that
...But fortunately the box is inexplicably fireproof so try again Pastry
edited 21st Sep '15 2:43:25 PM by SolipSchism
Maid of Time
oh thank god
edited 21st Sep '15 2:44:08 PM by Brahian1
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
*I use magic to recover the box, then make it... about 19 times bigger.*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Part-Time Omen of Death
*finds any spiders that are still around and gets a big terrarium for them*
SPIDERFRIENDS!
Stupid doomed timeline...
Clarification: engie, is that 19 times bigger in terms of mass, or volume, or dimensions, or surface area...?
Maid of Time
I SUMMON JADE, THEN PUT ON THE CONDESCE'S TIARA AND ORDER JADE TO SHRINK THE BOX DOWN TO MINISCULE SIZE, THEN TELEPORT IT BACK INTO ITS JAR IN A BOX IN A BIGGER BOX IN A WRECKED TIMBUKTUIAN SHIPPING VESSEL AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING OCEAN
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Nevermind, I went with dimensions.
The box is now a cube a little less than five feet to each side.
It rumbles with the weight of a torrent of spiders being barely held back.
...The box is no longer 5'x5'x5'
I can barely keep up with you fuckers
Maid of Time
NO ITS FUCKING NOT
IT WAS SHRUNK TO MINISCULE SIZE AND THEN TELEPORTED BACK TO WHERE I SENT IT
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Maid of Time
OH OOPS
SORRY
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Maid of Time
SHUT
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
*I then make the box approximately 400000 light years in each direction.*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
FUCKING
simple as
...Oh my God the Heap died
[takes the box from Ozzy]
[opens the box]
[the box is a tiny portal to the Spiderverse, where everything is made of spiders, even air and space and time itself]
[spiders begin coming out of the open box into our universe in a slow but neverending trickle]
edited 21st Sep '15 2:31:54 PM by SolipSchism