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2. Still "D:"ing
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4. Delete the TV Tropes tab and study the hentai curiously.
You do that. What is this now, the 14th time with this particular doujin? Nah, more.
3: Get some pants on
You get on some purple skinny jeans
Oh My
2. Listens to Kokoro Musubi again.
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
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3. Drive to school, discover that gas is low.
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4: Get on a shirt
You put on a white sleeve-less shirt that shows off your rippling muscles.
Oh My
3. Mother comes in and complains about Japanese music.
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
5: Go outside
My what a nice day it is.
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4. Arrive at school, trip on front steps.
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5. Fap.
You begin fapping. It feels as good as ever.. You decide to last it out then longer for the heck of it, because why not. You go for twenty minutes...Crap.
6: Go into the bank
You roll a 20 on your entering the bank check.
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3: Cuts self shaving.
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7: Wave to the nice man in the ski cap
What a sexy looking guy. Maybe you'll ask for his phone number later.
6. You go shower.
This is pleasant, fantastic to shower after that. It's so calming...
8: Watch as the man in the ski cap robs the bank
Well that was unexpected. Hey, looks like he's walking towards you now.
7. Turn horny mode on. Fap sum moar.
You turn yourself on. You're glad you have control over your horniness, mostly, sometimes ya just slip. You continue what you did probably 5 minutes ago.
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5: Go to first class, learn that you failed a test
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9: Get kidnapped and shoved in the back of the van
Well shit.
8. You do so.
It feels really good...but, ahhh...Now you're tired. You leave the shower and get dressed. So comfy.
10: Get shoved in the back of a van
It's really dark in here.
9. Browse TV Tropes.
You do so. It takes up half your day...But so worth it.
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4: Starts bleeding from cuts.
Anybody got a band-aid?
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6. Leave class, get shoved around by bullies.
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10. Sleep.
You go to bed...Yeah, that's it.
3. Open up a new tab and look at Hentai.
You study the hentai with curiosity. Which one is it this time? No, no bukkake. Perhaps a DOA doujin. Yes, You choose the fic.