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SapphireFlame from Land of Gijinka and RP
Dec 19th 2009 at 10:56:11 AM

You wouldn't happen to be a mythbuster, by any chance?

I'm gonna need a Nintendo DS, two cats, a package of celery sticks, an MRI, a couple of flamethrowers, a live turtle, and a strobe light.

Are you not entertained?
MajorTom Eye'm the cutest! Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
Dec 19th 2009 at 10:58:16 AM

A pet shop adaptation of Flags Of Our Fathers!

I have a deck of cards, two watermelons and a gallon of gasoline.

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
JethroQWalrustitty Uncle George from Finland
Uncle George
Dec 19th 2009 at 11:12:01 AM

You'll have a hell of a weekend at vegas with them.

The suspect was arrested carrying a blackened .22 rifle, a reel of string, an empty soda bottle and dildo.

This love so bold goes undeclared/a joy unseen, a world unknown/a love that dare not speak its name/hidden treasure, precious stone
MajorTom Eye'm the cutest! Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
Dec 19th 2009 at 11:19:13 AM

A misguided attempt at catching catfish.

I have a 6 pack of beer, 2 non-functioning flashlights, a potato cannon, and a Van Gogh painting.

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
ElTheDaze I'm so sorry from Darwin IV
I'm so sorry
Dec 19th 2009 at 11:38:00 AM

Get drunk and make "abstract art"

i have an organ (the musical kind) eighty-five candles, no matches, a fishing rod, the box DVD set of Azumanga Daioh, and a broken Humvee.

If you want me, i am still here. ElTheDaze@yahoo.com
Ozbourne ANCESTRAL AWAKENING! from if it fits, I sits Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
ANCESTRAL AWAKENING!
Dec 19th 2009 at 1:08:53 PM

That's going to be one interesting performance of Phantom of the Opera.

Oh look, it's a red leather sofa, a bright orange scarf, several gallons of bubble liquid, a hand grenade, a teabag, and a pair of cowboy boots.

Stupid doomed timeline...
Kinkajou One Man Army from you're not your
One Man Army
Dec 19th 2009 at 4:42:16 PM

Domestic terrorism!

I have sunglasses, a flying Volkswagen, a bronze bar, and a Queen CD.

"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Dec 19th 2009 at 5:02:40 PM

That's gonna be one hell of a road trip.

I need 3 assassins, a unicycle, a sack of fecal matter, and a ripe tomato.

Kinkajou One Man Army from you're not your
One Man Army
Dec 19th 2009 at 5:03:28 PM

You're making 3 assassins 1 unicycle? WTF

I have a mammoth mummy, a whistle, and a dragon boat.

"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Ramus Lead. from some computer somwhere.
Lead.
Dec 19th 2009 at 5:05:53 PM

Mammoth surf boarding a boat while you play life guard?

I've got a high powered sniper rifle, no bullets, some Hershey chocolate bars, a zombie, and two ounces of dirt.

edited 19th Dec '09 5:06:33 PM by Ramus

The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
Darxzero Black Inches from The Mansion
Black Inches
Dec 19th 2009 at 5:07:41 PM

Good luck on busting the "Chocolate Bullets will kill things" myth.

I need a cardboard box, a mecha, a sniper rifle, 5 clips of 10mm ammo, and a coconut.

Escape.
Kinkajou One Man Army from you're not your
One Man Army
Dec 19th 2009 at 5:07:47 PM

Mecha time!

A suit of armor, a cake, and a Power Rangers DVD.

edited 19th Dec '09 5:08:16 PM by Kinkajou

"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Dec 19th 2009 at 5:10:28 PM

Sounds like you're going to a birthday party.

I'll take a sack of potatoes, a baseball bat, and one fatty.

MajorTom Eye'm the cutest! Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
Dec 19th 2009 at 5:12:15 PM

Attempting to create a Medieval themed version of Power Rangers.

I have a computer mouse, a broken alarm clock, a camera with no batteries, 1 .50 BMG round, and TorGO.

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether.
Not here, look elsewhere
Dec 19th 2009 at 5:32:12 PM

You're making a travel diary. A HILARIOUS one.

Quick! I need a box of condoms, a day-after pill, a pistol, a pregnancy test, five German sausages, a metric ton of lotion, and a donkey!

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Kinkajou One Man Army from you're not your
One Man Army
Dec 19th 2009 at 5:34:02 PM

Preventing a shotgun wedding?

I have French bread, a box of toys, and a laptop.

"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Ramus Lead. from some computer somwhere.
Lead.
Dec 19th 2009 at 5:34:18 PM

EDIT: Can't think of anything. Imagination failed me. Darn you ninjas.

edited 19th Dec '09 5:35:00 PM by Ramus

The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
SapphireFlame from Land of Gijinka and RP
Dec 19th 2009 at 5:35:37 PM

Going babysitting? Well, at least you've got a snack and something to entertain yourself once you finally put the toy-obsessed kid to bed.

I need the wikipedia article on lemurs, a large hammer, a broken microphone, five trading cards, and an alarm clock. Quickly!

edited 19th Dec '09 5:37:08 PM by SapphireFlame

Are you not entertained?
Kinkajou One Man Army from you're not your
One Man Army
Dec 19th 2009 at 5:38:40 PM

Entertainment.

Red, black, blue, yellow, and pink paint plus salsa.

"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
MajorTom Eye'm the cutest! Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
Dec 19th 2009 at 5:43:41 PM

The most surreal mariachi band in history.

I need 2 boxes of dirt, 1 cannonball, a palm tree, 2 sea turtles, a case of Jose Cuervo, a kraken and a big fancy movie.

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
Ramus Lead. from some computer somwhere.
Lead.
Dec 19th 2009 at 5:46:02 PM

Building a shrine to Pirates of the Caribbean?

I need a cage, a whore, a homophobic person, a hetero-phobic person, some bananas, and a birthday cake.

The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
ElTheDaze I'm so sorry from Darwin IV
I'm so sorry
Dec 19th 2009 at 5:48:38 PM

worst. porno. ever.

i have a cassette recorder, a guy named Steve, and a pamphlet entitled How to Eat French Cuisine, eighty-two bananas, and six copies of Citizen Kane.

If you want me, i am still here. ElTheDaze@yahoo.com
Kinkajou One Man Army from you're not your
One Man Army
Dec 19th 2009 at 5:49:22 PM

SHIPPING WARS!

I need a GBA, a Kamen Rider belt, a violin, and a map of Nebraska.

"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
ElTheDaze I'm so sorry from Darwin IV
I'm so sorry
Dec 19th 2009 at 5:52:31 PM

road trip!

I have Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Time, a cello, twenty-seven candle stubs, and Gary Larson.

If you want me, i am still here. ElTheDaze@yahoo.com
Noaqiyeum The it-thingy from the October Country Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The it-thingy
Dec 19th 2009 at 6:14:58 PM

Helping film a commentary on Goedel, Escher, Bach.

Quick! I need a hockey mask, a box of matches, a frozen mammoth, and five tons of flax.

edited 19th Dec '09 6:16:04 PM by Noaqiyeum

Anyone who looks dangerous is dangerous. Anyone who doesn't look dangerous is dangerous and sneaky.

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