A pet shop adaptation of Flags Of Our Fathers!
I have a deck of cards, two watermelons and a gallon of gasoline.
You'll have a hell of a weekend at vegas with them.
The suspect was arrested carrying a blackened .22 rifle, a reel of string, an empty soda bottle and dildo.
A misguided attempt at catching catfish.
I have a 6 pack of beer, 2 non-functioning flashlights, a potato cannon, and a Van Gogh painting.
Get drunk and make "abstract art"
i have an organ (the musical kind) eighty-five candles, no matches, a fishing rod, the box DVD set of Azumanga Daioh, and a broken Humvee.
If you want me, i am still here. ElTheDaze@yahoo.comThat's going to be one interesting performance of Phantom of the Opera.
Oh look, it's a red leather sofa, a bright orange scarf, several gallons of bubble liquid, a hand grenade, a teabag, and a pair of cowboy boots.
Stupid doomed timeline...Domestic terrorism!
I have sunglasses, a flying Volkswagen, a bronze bar, and a Queen CD.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.That's gonna be one hell of a road trip.
I need 3 assassins, a unicycle, a sack of fecal matter, and a ripe tomato.
You're making 3 assassins 1 unicycle? WTF
I have a mammoth mummy, a whistle, and a dragon boat.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.Mammoth surf boarding a boat while you play life guard?
I've got a high powered sniper rifle, no bullets, some Hershey chocolate bars, a zombie, and two ounces of dirt.
edited 19th Dec '09 5:06:33 PM by Ramus
The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.Good luck on busting the "Chocolate Bullets will kill things" myth.
I need a cardboard box, a mecha, a sniper rifle, 5 clips of 10mm ammo, and a coconut.
Escape.Mecha time!
A suit of armor, a cake, and a Power Rangers DVD.
edited 19th Dec '09 5:08:16 PM by Kinkajou
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.Sounds like you're going to a birthday party.
I'll take a sack of potatoes, a baseball bat, and one fatty.
Attempting to create a Medieval themed version of Power Rangers.
I have a computer mouse, a broken alarm clock, a camera with no batteries, 1 .50 BMG round, and TorGO.
You're making a travel diary. A HILARIOUS one.
Quick! I need a box of condoms, a day-after pill, a pistol, a pregnancy test, five German sausages, a metric ton of lotion, and a donkey!
An useless name, a forsaken connection.Preventing a shotgun wedding?
I have French bread, a box of toys, and a laptop.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.EDIT: Can't think of anything. Imagination failed me. Darn you ninjas.
edited 19th Dec '09 5:35:00 PM by Ramus
The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.Going babysitting? Well, at least you've got a snack and something to entertain yourself once you finally put the toy-obsessed kid to bed.
I need the wikipedia article on lemurs, a large hammer, a broken microphone, five trading cards, and an alarm clock. Quickly!
edited 19th Dec '09 5:37:08 PM by SapphireFlame
Are you not entertained?Entertainment.
Red, black, blue, yellow, and pink paint plus salsa.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.The most surreal mariachi band in history.
I need 2 boxes of dirt, 1 cannonball, a palm tree, 2 sea turtles, a case of Jose Cuervo, a kraken and a big fancy movie.
Building a shrine to Pirates of the Caribbean?
I need a cage, a whore, a homophobic person, a hetero-phobic person, some bananas, and a birthday cake.
The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.worst. porno. ever.
i have a cassette recorder, a guy named Steve, and a pamphlet entitled How to Eat French Cuisine, eighty-two bananas, and six copies of Citizen Kane.
If you want me, i am still here. ElTheDaze@yahoo.comSHIPPING WARS!
I need a GBA, a Kamen Rider belt, a violin, and a map of Nebraska.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.road trip!
I have Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Time, a cello, twenty-seven candle stubs, and Gary Larson.
If you want me, i am still here. ElTheDaze@yahoo.comHelping film a commentary on Goedel, Escher, Bach.
Quick! I need a hockey mask, a box of matches, a frozen mammoth, and five tons of flax.
edited 19th Dec '09 6:16:04 PM by Noaqiyeum
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
You wouldn't happen to be a mythbuster, by any chance?
I'm gonna need a Nintendo DS, two cats, a package of celery sticks, an MRI, a couple of flamethrowers, a live turtle, and a strobe light.
Are you not entertained?