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You wouldn't happen to be a mythbuster, by any chance?
I'm gonna need a Nintendo DS, two cats, a package of celery sticks, an MRI, a couple of flamethrowers, a live turtle, and a strobe light.
A pet shop adaptation of Flags Of Our Fathers!
I have a deck of cards, two watermelons and a gallon of gasoline.
You'll have a hell of a weekend at vegas with them.
The suspect was arrested carrying a blackened .22 rifle, a reel of string, an empty soda bottle and dildo.
A misguided attempt at catching catfish.
I have a 6 pack of beer, 2 non-functioning flashlights, a potato cannon, and a Van Gogh painting.
Get drunk and make "abstract art"
i have an organ (the musical kind) eighty-five candles, no matches, a fishing rod, the box DVD set of Azumanga Daioh, and a broken Humvee.
That's going to be one interesting performance of Phantom of the Opera.
Oh look, it's a red leather sofa, a bright orange scarf, several gallons of bubble liquid, a hand grenade, a teabag, and a pair of cowboy boots.
I have sunglasses, a flying Volkswagen, a bronze bar, and a Queen CD.
That's gonna be one hell of a road trip.
I need 3 assassins, a unicycle, a sack of fecal matter, and a ripe tomato.
You're making 3 assassins 1 unicycle? WTF
I have a mammoth mummy, a whistle, and a dragon boat.
Mammoth surf boarding a boat while you play life guard?
I've got a high powered sniper rifle, no bullets, some Hershey chocolate bars, a zombie, and two ounces of dirt.
edited 19th Dec '09 5:06:33 PM by Ramus
Good luck on busting the "Chocolate Bullets will kill things" myth.
I need a cardboard box, a mecha, a sniper rifle, 5 clips of 10mm ammo, and a coconut.
A suit of armor, a cake, and a Power Rangers DVD.
edited 19th Dec '09 5:08:16 PM by Kinkajou
Sounds like you're going to a birthday party.
I'll take a sack of potatoes, a baseball bat, and one fatty.
Attempting to create a Medieval themed version of Power Rangers.
I have a computer mouse, a broken alarm clock, a camera with no batteries, 1 .50 BMG round, and TorGO.
You're making a travel diary. A HILARIOUS one.
Quick! I need a box of condoms, a day-after pill, a pistol, a pregnancy test, five German sausages, a metric ton of lotion, and a donkey!
Preventing a shotgun wedding?
I have French bread, a box of toys, and a laptop.
EDIT: Can't think of anything. Imagination failed me. Darn you ninjas.
edited 19th Dec '09 5:35:00 PM by Ramus
Going babysitting? Well, at least you've got a snack and something to entertain yourself once you finally put the toy-obsessed kid to bed.
I need the wikipedia article on lemurs, a large hammer, a broken microphone, five trading cards, and an alarm clock. Quickly!
edited 19th Dec '09 5:37:08 PM by SapphireFlame
Red, black, blue, yellow, and pink paint plus salsa.
The most surreal mariachi band in history.
I need 2 boxes of dirt, 1 cannonball, a palm tree, 2 sea turtles, a case of Jose Cuervo, a kraken and a big fancy movie.
Building a shrine to Pirates of the Caribbean?
I need a cage, a whore, a homophobic person, a hetero-phobic person, some bananas, and a birthday cake.
worst. porno. ever.
i have a cassette recorder, a guy named Steve, and a pamphlet entitled How to Eat French Cuisine, eighty-two bananas, and six copies of Citizen Kane.
I need a GBA, a Kamen Rider belt, a violin, and a map of Nebraska.
I have Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Time, a cello, twenty-seven candle stubs, and Gary Larson.
Helping film a commentary on Goedel, Escher, Bach.
Quick! I need a hockey mask, a box of matches, a frozen mammoth, and five tons of flax.
edited 19th Dec '09 6:16:04 PM by Noaqiyeum
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