Gristknife
They'll receive their severance packages in a couple of months.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
In the form of our splendid weaponry, yes comrade?
-accidentally summons an Elder God-
This, this, this will do. I COMMAND YOU TO OBEY ME FOR I HAVE BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD BY MY HANDS AND IT IS BY MY WILL THAT YOU REMAIN HERE.
My Aryan Brothers, even for the enemy to gaze upon this... this beauty is reprehensible but I am afraid we have no choice. Help me contain it, for a little bit longer, and it. will. be. MEIN.
Activate the Steel Champion of Perfect Communism.
Red Army of *BLAM* Stalingrad, you will not falter! You will *BLAM* not give an inch of ground to the enemy! We are the glorious Imperium Union of Soviet *BLAM* Socialist Republics, and we will *BLAM* give our lives to defend it!
- BLAM*
...
-some time later-
Kihihihi, vee have stolen zee secrets to golemcravt from our Jewish veectims. Prepare for clayhem!
I know what you said, sugar, but 'platonic' still entails a world of ideas.
- BLAM*
KEEP MOVING!!!
Sayonara, Monty Oum
REELEESEE ZEE SWORD-WIELDING SUCCUBI! MACH SCHNELL!
Gristknife
The Necrominicon has just been removed from the list of banned materials. It is suggested that those soliders able to read search for weaknesses of Eldritch creatures.
Also: Fill out a form 67-C2a, and I can send some shoggoths your way:
http://www.infinityplus.co.uk/stories/colderwar.htm
Thank you, comrade! We will cleanse superstition from the world!
Superstition? Do you really think your ancestors thought of me as mere superstition, son of the Rus?
You will be understood under the parameters of Soviet SCIENCE, not blinded worship! You are a creature. You bleed. My shells will make you bleed more.
Sayonara, Monty Oum
Not eef mien hellions geht yoo to bleed furst, Soviet scum!
Blue Eyed Matador
More tanks! More men! More Dakka! Attack attack ATTACK!
Formerly known as Dave IX, even more formerly known as Wretchkin.
Sayonara, Monty Oum
-casts lightning-
Mach Schnell mien zombie minions! Heil!
Blue Eyed Matador
FASCIST WHORE!
-pauses, notes well-filled S.S. uniform, coughs, then scowls into targeting sight-
Your shambling minions will not help you!
Sayonara, Monty Oum
Zen how about mien new VEREVOLVES?
For*BLAM*, soldiers! Let not one *BLAM* foe survive to tell of our victory!!
Yes, shooting your own men as they retreat will help you quite a bit...
WHO SAID THAT!!!? What *BLAM* unworthy son of a dog dares show *BLAM* indiscipline on the front line?
Sayonara, Monty Oum
Perhaps I vill not need to keel you all mein self. Yoo seem perfehctly capabul of dooing eet yourselves.
You hear, Slav? You hear the accursed Teutons taunting you? Yes, they mock you, because you are doing their work for them. A good leader knows when to make an example for his men, these will require more than the threat of a coward's death to press on.
SILENCE!!! *BLAM* I know not who you are, but no one insults a Soviet Commissar doing his duty and gets away with it!
Wait-a-minute... Does anyone recognize the Commissar? Something doesn't add up here...
Your ancestors, yes, now they would never have botched up this defense as badly as you have, little man. And do you know why?
- BLAM*
The enemy is *BLAM* broadcasting their ignoble propaganda into our heads! Target anything that *BLAM* looks like an emitter!!
(PS the BLA Ms are him firing at the Nazis and the retreating Soviets, not just executing cowards)
Sayonara, Monty Oum
Ohohohohoho!
Zis shall bee a moest eenteresting battle!
Lieutinent Colonel Heinrich! Release zee Basilisks!
...So WE well-informed Soviets know, but tell that to their unearthly undead Senators.