A Game of Gods- Discussion Thread

...`Summary execution, hooo.

So they're...

Turipping?

What I don't get about Twilight vampires, is that they can survive nukes yet they are susceptible to gunfire.
What.

Magic. *snort snort*

You have to wonder what the hell the asaris' marketing angle was for the turians. "Have you ever had a void in your life that could only be filled by owning a suspiciously-intelligent-but-definitely-not-at-all-sapient, incredibly tall bipedal humanoid with thumbs and claws capable of rending flesh that we will never reveal the source of and keeping them naked on a leash chained to a wall? Well, wait no more!"

edited 9th Jul '13 2:27:46 PM by GameSpazzer

Fetish market, man. That's where the big bucks is at.

Maybe they just keep the Turians as convenient mates?

There we go.

Makes sense.

I found an even better one... in a mythical world where Samara's maiden stage involved her fucking everything that moved, Wrex is in charge of all the whores on Omega instead of being with the clans or a merc, Garrus is his henchman, he, Jacob, Miranda, and Ashley are all still alive at the time, biotics = indoctrination (or something), the whole thing is written in one long meandering paragraph because we all know how hard it is to press enter when only your left hand is available (hey-o!) and... well, I won't spoil the"big twist", but in involves asari needing exposure to element zero to be biotics. It is a sight to behold.

My sporking list is getting way too long as it is...

I understand all of this because I read the tropes page. Because I feel like getting it.

?

Normally, I would comment I understand nothing of Mass Effect, but I do now.
I have quirks.

Never mind, I thought you were talking about something else.

You know, there's something morbidly entertaining about these things. Bad FFVII-fics just annoy me, and bad Sonic-fics just make me sad. I haven't touched the Death Note section in years.

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite Turian store on the Citadel."

Whenever I find myself on that site, I only bother with crossovers.

You have to watch out for knockoff turians, though. They're just geth they painted lines on.

And of course there's the famous Dead Turian Sketch by the Monti'Pithon vas Flying Circus comedy group. "If you hadn't chained it to the wall, it would be pushing up daisies! This is an ex-turian!"

edited 9th Jul '13 3:41:14 PM by GameSpazzer

... To quote Tropic Thunder, these people have gone full ******.

Wait a minute. If team Science's name is SCN, and there is no C in the greek alphabet, with the closest letter being K.

That makes it SKN.

Which if rearranged makes-

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER!

edited 9th Jul '13 4:00:57 PM by Alleydodger

...words fail me.

I have to remind you that Human Greek alphabet =/= Monster Greek alphabet.

That last one would be kinda shocking if I didn't already know about it.

Like, this is an established phenomenon. Crazy fandom chicks totally go in for disturbed murderers. I've seen cutesy chibi comics about the misadventures of Jeffery Dahmer and Ted Bundy.

jahar-kun is soo kawaii desu ne sugoi, desuuu *^^*y

Oh god, that reminds me of that site I shared a while back. It was collection of all the worst moe-ified things. I remember there being chibi Anne Frank in a bikini.

edited 9th Jul '13 4:14:18 PM by Alleydodger

brb throwing up

o_o

Eurgh. =_=

Just a reminder that I won't be available tomorrow and on Thursday for IRL reasons.