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FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire
Responsible adult
Sep 29th 2010 at 11:17:04 PM

I thought we were trying to corrupt E-rated games? It's not as much fun if the game is already violent and/or twisted. tongue

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
Pipman from Spin Zone
Sep 30th 2010 at 12:42:32 AM

Nah they wouldn't care about some dumb animu game anyway.

edited 30th Sep '10 12:43:12 AM by Pipman

Nyarly Das kann doch nicht sein! from Saksa
Das kann doch nicht sein!
Sep 30th 2010 at 1:29:43 AM

Sim City promotes vandalism through the controlled usage of (un)natural disasters!

Pokemon... No, that's too easy.

People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Sep 30th 2010 at 3:36:00 AM

Relevant.

Also relevant.

And the "Dog eats girls because of Nintendogs  *

thread is also relevant.

In conclusion, videogames are evil.

Sep 30th 2010 at 6:24:46 AM

Katamari Damacy promotes...

..

Yeah, I've got nothing.

Sep 30th 2010 at 6:28:14 AM

^Having drunken parties and not taking responsibility for one's actions, of course.

mrsaturn Youkai Serious
Youkai Serious
Sep 30th 2010 at 6:59:53 AM

Have the moral guardians discovered Shin Megami Tensei yet?

That would require old white people to do research outside of the most mainstream games. So, never gunna happen.

They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life
razi3l0 gamer
gamer
Sep 30th 2010 at 7:14:59 AM

yeah they caught SMT and others like guitar hero lol :

http://lhla.org/breaking_news/?p=3966

Pokemon :

http://www.cephas-library.com/save_our_children_pokemon_booklet.html

i haven't read the whole thing , but ... it's insane

heartlessmushroom Space hobo
Space hobo
Sep 30th 2010 at 9:25:22 AM

THINK OF THE CHILDREN GENTLEMEN!

THINK OF THE CHILDREN YOU REGULARLY IGNORE AND THUS BUY THEM VIDEOGAMES TO KEEP THEM ENTERTAINED!

THEN COMPLAIN ITS THE EVIL ,SATAN-WORSHIPPING VIDEOGAME DESIGNERS FAULT.

CrowT.Robot Trainspotter from Ga-Metru
Trainspotter
Sep 30th 2010 at 10:01:02 AM

The line that made me laugh the hardest?

"BULBASORE ATTACK, BULBASORE, BULBASORE."

Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
Sep 30th 2010 at 10:21:11 AM

Big Rigs promotes....

UNREALISTICLY DRIVING UP VERTICAL WALLS!!!

Sep 30th 2010 at 11:17:23 AM

Super Mario Bros. promotes wanton destruction of property.

Super Mario Bros. 2 dangerously encourages children to try to float in mid-air.

Super Mario Bros. 3 promotes the immoral abuse of leaves.

Super Mario World is an anti-Christian work because the presence of dinosaurs encourages children to believe the myth of evolution.

Super Mario World 2 again encourages vandalism.

Mario? ANTI-AMERICAN!!

Of course he is! Observe the damning evidence!

mrsaturn Youkai Serious
Youkai Serious
Sep 30th 2010 at 11:23:47 AM

"Select your desired attack. Hold down the button until your opponent's life stops draining."

Um... Isn't that how most videogames work?

They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life
FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire
Responsible adult
Sep 30th 2010 at 11:42:41 AM

Hold down the button while attacking? You derpwad! You only do that after you throw the Pokeball!

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
Sep 30th 2010 at 11:52:15 AM

PUSH BUTTON REPEATEDLY TO ATTACK MUCH FOR GREAT VICTORY!

CrowT.Robot Trainspotter from Ga-Metru
Trainspotter
Sep 30th 2010 at 12:28:34 PM

Also, the whole tactic of "that looks like a mean and horrible monster, let's play with things that make us feel happy inside!" is all good and well for something like a Haunter or Sableye, but what are you going to say if your kid comes home with a Chansey or Pichu card, or God forbid, JIGGLYPUFF?

edited 30th Sep '10 12:35:19 PM by CrowT.Robot

Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
Darxzero Black Inches from The Mansion
Black Inches
Sep 30th 2010 at 12:30:52 PM

Chansey is raising that egg so that when it hatches, she can eat her child. Pichu secretly electrocutes all trainers who don't see it sneaking up on them to death.

Why yes, I did just turn those two into murderers.

Escape.
Sep 30th 2010 at 3:31:02 PM

The Pokemon link is bizarre, the first one is more understandable. It still sucks that the article barks up the wrong tree by going after Guitar Hero, but I can't blame the author for freaking out over several of the entries on the list. The description of the first one, Tecmo's Deception, is entirely correct: man makes unholy pact for power, kills people in service of Satan. That's not an interpretation, that's the plot.

When a game walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and features slaughtering angels and conferring with the devil for the sake of momentary entertainment at best like a duck, it's entirely understandable (I'd say reasonable) for devotees to the Lord Almighty to hit the ceiling. Can we go back to prostitute vivisection? I can laugh at that with a clean conscience.

Pong promotes ecstacy use! It consists entirely of passing small pill-shaped objects around in a darkened room.

edited 30th Sep '10 3:32:15 PM by Kizor

JAF1970 Jonah Falcon from New York
Jonah Falcon
Sep 30th 2010 at 3:36:02 PM

I'd pay to violently vivisect Pikachu with a chainsaw. But that's just me.

Jonah Falcon
GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows!
The Shadows Devour You.
FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire
Responsible adult
Sep 30th 2010 at 3:41:24 PM

What about Pikachus with chainsaws violently vivisecting each other?

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
Sep 30th 2010 at 3:43:12 PM

What about pikachus with chainsaws violently vivisecting people who are afraid of pikachus with chainsaws violently vivisecting people?

Sep 30th 2010 at 3:44:44 PM

What about violently vivisecting a chainsaw with a Pikachu?

Chainsaws are sturdy devices. It seems implausible that someone would jam the right parts of the electric rat into the right places at the right times. Not impossible, though: someone with a good eye for triggering thundershocks could take it as a challenge.

What about Pikachus with chainsaws violently vivisecting each other?

Pay-per-view.

edited 30th Sep '10 3:45:42 PM by Kizor

GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows!
The Shadows Devour You.
Sep 30th 2010 at 3:45:35 PM

(Pictures a Pikachu violently cutting through a Snorlax's massive gut.)

Hmm... do you think Nintendo would object if I wrote a Happy Tree Friends inspired version of Pokemon?

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.

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