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Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
Mar 3rd 2010 at 3:17:06 PM

I MEANT to put this here, I ROCK with computers.

Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.
LullTheConqueror Love Freak from eternal loli Hell
Mar 3rd 2010 at 3:19:27 PM

As this thread and all the posts therein were of acceptable length, I read them.

the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
Mar 3rd 2010 at 3:21:26 PM

Hello Zudak, I wish to inform you of my heterosexuality.

BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England
vigilantly taxonomish
Mar 3rd 2010 at 3:27:29 PM

I didn't skip any posts! And I don't regret it! You got a problem with that, beyotch?

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Mar 3rd 2010 at 3:31:08 PM

I want birds, not secondary sexual characteristics!

Mar 3rd 2010 at 3:38:56 PM

Everyone knows what the "Any" key is.

BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England
BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England
Mar 3rd 2010 at 3:40:52 PM

IT'S UNDER NINE THOUSAND!

edited 3rd Mar '10 3:41:09 PM by Zudak

BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy
DUMB
Mar 3rd 2010 at 3:51:57 PM

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas don't deserve that. They deserve much, much less than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and it only took me twenty minutes to break it. All I did was try to cut some cardboard with it.

Japanese factories have reduced the process of making a katana to take only a few hours to sell cheap shit to nave foreigners.

Katanas are no where near as sharp as European swords and nowhere near as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana just bounces off of. A knight in full plate armor could probably break a katana with just his bear hands.

Ever wonder why Japan never bothered conquering medieval Europe? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined knights and their longswords of destruction with their cheap weapons. Even in World War II, American soldiers mocked the katana-wielding soldiers the most before shooting them.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the worst sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require appropriately bad stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d2 Damage x2 Crit -2 to hit and damage Counts as Improvised

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d2 Damage x2 Crit -5 to hit and damage Counts as Improvised

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do less damage in d20, see my new stat block.

edited 3rd Mar '10 3:52:23 PM by Tzetze

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Mar 3rd 2010 at 3:57:32 PM

Good troper! Soup for you!

Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy
DUMB
Mar 3rd 2010 at 3:58:39 PM

In any state, In any town, go to the nearest mental hospital. Walk up to clerk, and ask her to go on a date. She's a real cutie, and she makes a mean apple-cinnamon pie.

Should she laugh and look away blushing, be playful with her; She is nervous and was probably waiting for you to say something but didn't want to make the first move herself. Tell her you thought she was cute and wanted to know if she'd like to have a nice dinner with you.

Should she accept, take her out for dinner and a movie. After walking around late at night, you'll eventually end up at her front porch. She'll look at you lovingly, her brown eyes glistening in the porch light. She'll say goodnight, and so will you. That will probably be that, but if you're lucky, she'll kiss you and place an invisible object in your hands.

That object is her heart and soul. Hold onto it, forever.

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LullTheConqueror Love Freak from eternal loli Hell
Mar 3rd 2010 at 4:04:40 PM

Ninjas love pirates!

the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy
DUMB
Mar 3rd 2010 at 4:05:43 PM

"Daddy, I had a bad dream." You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darknessit's 3:23. "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?" "No, Daddy." The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not sweetie?" "Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, I accidentally woke up mommy, and I know she's been feeling sick." In the darkness behind you, you hear nothing but the quiet snores of your wife. You hug your child as tightly as you can. "Everything's going to be okay, sweetie. Don't worry." She hugs you back, and you lead her back to her bedroom where everyone sleeps soundly through the rest of the night. The next morning, you have pancakes, and your wife is already feeling a lot better.

Gods I love /x/ sometimes

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krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether.
Not here, look elsewhere
Mar 3rd 2010 at 4:28:45 PM

I'm not particularly surprised that gambling's been going on in Casablanca. Nor that forum games in Tv Tropes.

Tzetze: Please explain your last two.

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy
DUMB
Mar 3rd 2010 at 4:30:07 PM

Twists on common creepypasta.

Do the possible, see the visible! Sail, sail, conform to the power!

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