eh
7pm est draws near
should we begin today? i mean, there is 14 players and that's pretty nice, and i don't think anymore ppl are gonna sign up...
Hello? Hello, hello?
Sure. :D
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
eh
okay we're gonna begin the game. im currently sending the D Ms assigning the roles for each player.
... The door to your room unlocks. As you step outside, you realize that you're in a mansion- this seems to be the second floor. Near the staircase is that shadowy prick- his smile gone.
HEY. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINALLY AWAKE.
SINCE NOBODY HAS DIED THIS DAY LASTS UNTIL A DEADLINE. TIME POWERS AND ALL.
FEEL FREE TO KNOW EACH OTHER. I'VE DECIDED THAT IF YOU WANT TO BE COVERT AND HIDE YOUR ACTIONS, YOU CAN DM ME. OTHERWISE YOU GUYS CAN SIMPLY POST HERE. BUT WHAT DOES DM MEAN? I DON'T KNOW EITHER. WHAT A MYSTERY.
Edited by Awe921 on Oct 4th 2020 at 9:35:58 AM
Kuma appreciation gang
"I'm gonna die first.
The fat guy always dies first."
Edited by madface7 on Oct 4th 2020 at 7:18:07 AM
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
Hello? Hello, hello?
"Hey, don't be so pessimistic. Although of course, we should avoid tempting fate.."
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
The They who said it
"Hey, I've been taking elocution lessons. I can do more than hiss now. Guess coordination and planning with people who aren't my boss is possible now. Hope I don't get killed right away, and then immediately replaced with an exact duplicate by my boss."
I'm back, I guess.
"I think I am going to die first."
I can't think of a good signature.
eh
ANYWAYS. I SHOULD PROBABLY ELABORATE ON THE FLOOR PLAN...
RIGHT NOW YOU'RE ON THE SECOND FLOOR. THE GUEST SUITE HALLWAY IS TO THE LEFT AND TO THE RIGHT, BUT I'M ASSURED YOU KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU JUST CAME OUT OF IT. DON'T MIND THE LOVECRAFTIAN PHYSICS OF IT TOO MUCH.
THAT'S A WARNING BY THE WAY. SERIOUSLY. SPATIAL SHENANIGANS ARE OUTSIDE MY PAYGRADE. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT STRETCHED OUT TO FIT 14 SUITES AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO EXPLORE THAT QUESTION.
THE SUITES HAVE A BED, DRAWERS, A CLOSET... STANDARD BEDROOM FARE. OH AND THERE'S A TOOLKIT UNDERNEATH IT INCASE YOU WANT TO HIDE YOUR MURDER OR MESS WITH THE MANSION. AND A BATHROOM.
BESIDES THE SUITE HALLWAYS WHICH YOU SHOULD NOT THINK TOO HARD ABOUT ARE THE ENCLOSED PATIOS, AND BETWEEN THESE TWO HALLWAYS IS THE SPIRAL STAIRCASE TO GET BETWEEN FLOORS. ABOVE THE STAIRCASE IS AN UPPER LIVING ROOM, AND ABOVE THE UPPER LIVING ROOM IS A ROOM WHERE YOU CAN SCREAM IN PANIC FROM YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES. ITS SOUNDPROOF, LIKE YOUR SUITES. ATLEAST THAT'S WHAT I PRESUME. I WILLED THIS MANSION FROM AN ARCHITECT'S MAGAZINE AND I AM NOT AN ARCHITECT AT ALL.
Edited by Awe921 on Oct 4th 2020 at 9:32:03 AM
I'm back, I guess.
"So... will we be sharing rooms?"
I can't think of a good signature.
eh
NO. BECAUSE THE MOST LIKELY SENTIENT AND SPACE-TWISTING SUITE HALLWAYS HAVE STRETCHED OUT TO FIT 14 SUITES. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT WORKS EITHER, AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I MADE THAT DURING THE WILLING PROCESS.
ALSO, HERE'S THE MANSION MAP FOR THE SECOND FLOOR FROM THE MAGAZINE I GOT IT FROM. GOES BY HOMES OF THE DITCH OR SOMETHING. WHILE IT DOESN'T PROPERLY MAP THE EUCLIDEAN-LY IMPOSSIBLE SUITE HALLWAYS, IT SHOULD BE A GOOD ENOUGH ESTIMATE.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
"Well, you can't kill me just yet! I'm the protagonist, after all... welp, sure hope that wasn't tempting fate or anything..."
"Leftover items still have value!"
I'm helping!
Sylvi rubs at her forehead, wincing. "I've been awake less than a bell and already I'm getting a headache..."
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
The They who said it
Oh, Lovely. I was drawing a line graph based on the description, but now I don't have to. Thank you! Annoyingly difficult with claws, probably, Though I've never had hands, so maybe those with hands actually have it worse.
Kuma appreciation gang
"Can I just sleep in here? With my eyes open? Actually, can you give me 2 litres of coffee?"
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
eh
ANYWAYS, ALONGSIDE THE FIRST FLOOR WE HAVE A BASEMENT. KEEPING THIS VOICE UP HURTS MY THROAT, SO I'LL JUST SHOW THEM.
The They who said it
Oooh, is that a bar down in the basement?
Kuma appreciation gang
Bar? I don't care if I die anymore, just give me some drinks, thanks.
Edited by madface7 on Oct 4th 2020 at 7:44:02 AM
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
eh
PROBABLY. THERE IS A WINE CLOSET BEHIND THE REC ROOM, SO...
I HAVE ALSO UPLOADED THEM HERE
IN THE INTERWEBS IN CASE YOU CAN'T SEE IT PROPERLY.
Edited by Awe921 on Oct 4th 2020 at 9:44:56 AM
Hello? Hello, hello?
"Alright, this is pretty fancy, I admit. However, would you mind if I ask something?"
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
eh
YES, I WOULD MIND AND I WOULD PROBABLY VAPORIZE YOU IF YOU DID THAT. BUT SINCE I PRIORITIZE BEING A GREAT HOST TO OUR GUESTS HERE OVER RUTHLESS, CHRONIC BURSTS OF VIOLENCE, YOU CAN ASK AWAY.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
"Getting pretty hungry myself... Ooh, hope they have some pudding here! Unless it's POISONED pudding... gotta be careful in a murder game like this..."
"Leftover items still have value!"
The They who said it
Wow, there's not just a bar, and not only is it a wet bar, but there's an oven there too!
Kuma appreciation gang
"Question: Is the kitchen open to everyone? I've got this idea for a soup, but it's made out of fried cornflakes..."
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
eh
OF COURSE. IF NOT, WE WOULD BE OUT OF OUR NUMBER 1 SOURCE FOR CLASSICAL MURDER WEAPONS. OH, THE OPTIONS. FROM THE SIMPLE KNIFE TO THE CRUEL BUTCHER KNIFE.
we have 14 players, we're definitely adding another killer.
despite being two people the killers can only kill 1 people at a time.
also i'm pretty sure this is the maximum amount of players we're getting so... we're starting at 10/4, 7pm EST.