Questionably Questionable Facts

Fact 125: Every time you blink, a fish in the ocean transforms into the Loch Ness Monster. And every time a fish is transformed, a Loch Ness Monster explodes.

Fact 126 : One of these 126 Facts is actually true ... but it's not this one.

FACT NUMBER 127/8: Another schrodinger's fact! Quick, grab a Pokeball or something!

Fact 129(?): Pokemon are real, but they're kept hidden in a secret government facility. World leaders gather there to do Pokemon battles.

Fact 130 : Every task will always take longer to complete than you think it will, even if you take Fact 130 into account.

Fact 131: since the facts are so hard to find every fact inspector must take a meticulously crafted fact detection test. the dropout rate is 60%

Fact 132 : 68% of all statistics are made up.

Fact 133: Fact number 134 does not exist.

Edited by ginsengaddict on May 15th 2020 at 11:21:54 PM

Fact 134 : Fact 133 is accurate.

Fact 135: Drinking your own unfiltered urine is a great way to retain nutrients and has multiple health benefits other than that.

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Edited by Awe921 on May 16th 2020 at 3:14:14 PM

Fact 137: Carrying a Nokia 3310 phone on you will make you immune to any attacks, as it acts as an instant shield. Game Boys can be used to similar effects.

Fact 138: Pigeons are secretly an ancient race of all-powerful, all-knowing wizards.

Fact 139 : The customer is always right.

FYI : Okay, seriously, despite what anybody may tell you, the customer is NOT always right. Most of the time, the customer is a clueless idiot. If reading this offends you, then YOU are this idiot.

Fact 140: If the customer is ever wrong, refer to Fact 139.

Edited by ginsengaddict on May 18th 2020 at 6:02:00 PM

FACT NUMBER 141: Its so incredible. Shame nobody can see it.

Fact CXLIV: Facts don't tell us what to do.

Fact 143: The customer is always wrong.

FYI : Okay, seriously, despite what anybody may tell you, the customer is NOT always wrong. Most of the time, the customer is a smart person. If reading this offends you, then YOU are this smart person.

Fact 144: Customers are lizardmen in disguise

Fact 145 : Relax, you're not paranoid. Your next door neighbor really IS a serial killer.

Face 146: Kittens explode at random times.

Fact 147: I have eaten all your cheese.

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Fact 149 : Don't worry about being paranoid about your pets, either. They really are conspiring against you, too.

Fact 150: This is the very last fact.