Ooooh, I’m so excited for this!
Semain Calm
Hell yeah! Let's go! It's Ready, Aim, Fire! 2.0: Round Whatever: Electric Boogaloo!
It is nighttime. The rain pours over the city in sheets, creating the only sound in a quiet neighborhood.
But not quiet for long.
Suddenly, a train on elevated tracks rushes through. We cut to inside the train. It's sparse: only a few people are on it at this hour.
One of them, Nine Tailed Cat, has a score to settle.
He pulls out a gun at another one of the commuters, Alivia. He pulls the trigger, and bullets begin shooting wildly in her general direction. Alivia tries to duck out in the nick of time, but it's too late. A bullet pierces through her stomach as she rolls behind a chair. With the last piece of her strength, she raises her gun, and shoots.
By now, the whole subway car is in disarray. Alivia's dying shot hits Playing in the shoulder. As he bleeds to death, he grabs his own gun and fires it at where he thought the bullet came from. In this case, Dave. Dave pulls out his own gun, and shoots back, but all he manages to do is shoot out of the window a couple of times, killing one innocent pigeon, before getting his brains blown out by Playing.
Zanreo and Cutbug duck down together, side by side, guns in hand. They don't shoot just yet, but just wait for the whole thing to die down. Dookie rolls to the side of the car as well, laying on the ground, trying not to attract attention. As the inital chaos dies down, Jake pulls out a gun on the remaining members of the car. Zanreo pops up to shoot him, but Jake responds just in time to take her down.
The train keeps rolling past buildings as our remaining commuters face each other, guns in hand.
Alright! Let's break down these statistics!
Chances of surviving if you:
- Shot yourself:
- Round One: 100% (1/1)
- Shot the air:
- Round One: 66% (2/3)
- Shot someone else:
- Round One: 25% (1/4)
So, it seems that the best action to take is suicide. Please don't use this thread to make your life decisons. The remaining contestants are:
Send me your next action by August 11th, 4pm EDT!
Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Aug 10th 2020 at 7:57:00 AM
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Wow. I’m alive. I’m alive!
Title
How.
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
Semain Calm
wow that was fast lol
The train rushes into a tunnel as the four survivors stand in a stalemate. Suddenly, Cutbug and Jake aim their guns towards Dookie and they shoot. Dookie does a backflip just in time to dodge, and Cutbug and Jake's bullets shoot each other instead of Dookie. Jake's body falls on a wall, and Cat, convinced that Jake is still up somehow, shoots many, many bullets into his dead body until it hits the floor.
Dookie and Cat stare at each other, guns in hand. Only one of them would be leaving this train alive.
Alright then! Breakdown time!
Chances of surviving if you:
- Shot yourself:
- Round One: 100% (1/1)
- Round Two: 100% (1/1)
- Shot the air:
- Round One: 66% (2/3)
- Round Two: 100%/0% (0/0)
- Shot someone else:
- Round One: 25% (1/4)
- Round Two: 33% (1/3)
Alright then! We're almost at a victor!
Time to make a choice that will decide if you live, die, or if I somehow have to do another round.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Oof. I should have known someone would shoot me. Should've shot myself... And how is Nine-Tailed Cat so good at this anyway?
Edited by jaketroper on Aug 10th 2020 at 5:01:59 AM
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
You tell me. Maybe it's a counterbalance for all the times I died before Night 2 in Werewolf?
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Title
How the fuck am I this far in lol.
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
Semain Calm
alright then! let's gooooooo!
Dookie and Cat look at each other at opposite sides of the subway car. As the train rushes out of the tunnel, Dookie draws out his gun.
Cat closes his eyes. He's had a good run. He's gotten away with so much, but he knew it would come to an end eventually. He grits his teeth and waits for the inevitable.
BANG.
Cat opens his eyes. He's still alive. And on the floor across from him is the body of Dookie, who now has a gun in his hand and a bullet in his brain.
The train pulls into the station. The bloodbath pours out into the rain as Cat walks out, unharmed, and extraordinarily lucky.
Alright: Final results!
Chances of surviving if you:
- Shot yourself:
- Round One: 100% (1/1)
- Round Two: 100% (1/1)
- Round Three: 0% (0/1)
- Shot the air:
- Round One: 66% (2/3)
- Round Three: 100% (1/1)
- Shot someone else:
- Round One: 25% (1/4)
- Round Two: 33% (1/3)
The winner is.... ~Nine Tailed Cat !!!!
Congratulations!
Anyways, last I checked, Dookie was hosting next. I'm ready to join the next game.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
sick down from the bones to the other side
I'll join again too, this is fun
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Title
Ok!
Player List:
2. KungFuCutBug
5. jaketroper
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Aug 11th 2020 at 8:17:55 AM
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Wow. I can't believe that actually worked. Good game, everyone! Count me in for next round so people can claim vengeance.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
I'm back, I guess.
Me againnnnnn
I can't think of a good signature.
Title
Anyone else? I’ll probably start the game at 7:00 Central Today.
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
I will exact my revenge on Nine-Tailed Cat! Dookie, put me in that game. NOW
Title
~jaketroper
PM Me about you decisions by 7:00 Central Time Tomorrow. If anybody else would like to send in P Ms, they can do so.
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Aug 11th 2020 at 6:44:02 AM
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
Um... if you wanted to notify us, you should have said "@/{{Jaketroper}}" or "@/TroperName" instead of "Tropers/{{Jaketroper}}" or "Tropers/TroperName".
That would give you ~Jaketroper or ~Dookie Idiot Nimrod
Title
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Thanks. I’ll do that next time.
Title
Ok. This is an interesting round.
One day, in Troperville, five Tropers were in the woods. They were fighting and ended up trying to kill one another. Autistic Alivia was one of them. She found Jaketroper, and shot him in the head. He bled out until he was dead. Meanwhile, Nine Tailed Cat, MadameButterflyKnife, and KungFuCutBug all teamed up to kill Alivia. When they were hiding, they saw her. Cutbug drew out her gun.....and accidentally shot herself. Knife and Cat sat, waiting for Alivia to shoot them. Knife in fact, was so paranoid about it, that she shot Cat and then herself before Alivia could. Alivia stood in amazement. They had just given her victory.
Alivia: Shoot Jaketroper
Cat: Shoot Self
Jake: Shoot Air
Cutbug: Shoot Self
Knife: Shoot Self
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
And by that, I mean what? How?! I— what?
Um... Does anybody else want to host? If so, I’ll join...
And the worst part of that is that if Alivia had shot anyone else other than me, I would’ve been in round two with whoever she shot.
Edited by jaketroper on Aug 12th 2020 at 8:55:55 AM
sick down from the bones to the other side
okay that's bullshit I'm doing another round
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Title
If someone else can host I’ll play another round.
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Well, that sure was... a round
Anyway I'm joining again
"Leftover items still have value!"
just an extra bump
(of course this is a pagetopper. just pm me about whether you're gonna shoot someone, the air, or yourself by August 10th, 4 pm EDT.)
Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Aug 10th 2020 at 12:44:04 PM
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.