"Huh, I see..." Ryo/Rosa pondered, "Guess I better properly introduce myself to them if we're gonna work together." They looked back over to Felix as they headed upstairs. "I suppose I'll be seeing you around, then."
If I die, tell Hex Haywire I loved him.Yuki's Cunning [1] x Dice [5] = 5
Challenge: 1
Yuki picks up one of the novels and flips to a random page. She quickly realizes it's the same novel as the one she's thinking of.
Ryo climbs to the top of the stairs, finding himself (herself?) in a large kitchen, with the remains of a breakfast still laid out on the table. He can see the front door down a hallway. The front door lies in shattered ruins in the hallway, with a translucent image of the door producing an illusion of the closed door. Your new magical sense says the illusionary door feels similar to the magic you saw downstairs.
You can go OUT to school, back DOWN to the basement, or UP to where your bedroom is.
>_
Edited by Nodrog on Feb 17th 2020 at 10:39:58 AM
Paranoia - The Most Fun You Can Have With Deadly Lasers!Maria Comes over towards the girl that doesn't like being called yuki and asks her "so is that book any good?"
Daisy surveys the classroom and Ian thinks to himself "Why exactly does Ms. Strick have that book? Does she even know what it's about?"
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...Inside Ian's HUD:
INSTANT REPLAY ACTIVATED
Ms. Strick says "Someone donated a set of copies of a book about living with color blindness, so all of you come and grab a copy of 'Fifty Shades of Grey'."
Someone donated the books. She does not. Thank you for using the MARI-SUE. Do you have any further questions?
Edited by Nodrog on Feb 17th 2020 at 2:51:35 PM
Paranoia - The Most Fun You Can Have With Deadly Lasers!Rosa grabs one of the sandwiches and shoves it in her mouth, changes into the human-passing form she saw on the ID card, then books it to the school building.
Edited by Akkun_K on Feb 17th 2020 at 4:10:27 AM
If I die, tell Hex Haywire I loved him.Rosa gains +1 Favor for being Genre Savvy. Favor: 3
Rosa manages to dash to the school, drawing many admiring stares. Once at the school, she peaks into the classroom and sees Ms. Strick reading aloud from a paperback book. Most of the students are trying to keep from giggling.
Rosa sees several students against one wall, with the names Dream Blader, Unseen Shade, and Pink Cat floating above them in Infernal.
After using a small spark of magic to make Ms. Strick particularly focused in what she is reading, Rosa tries to sneak into the classroom.
Rosa's Cunning(3) x Dice (4) = 12
Ms. Strick's Level (2) x Dice (6) = 12
RESULT: Tie, no favor nor stress gained.
Ms. Strick sets the book down, fanning herself. "OH.... um... Miss Rose... you interrupted me in reading... um... I guess you need to grab a book..."
Edited by Nodrog on Feb 17th 2020 at 4:52:19 AM
Paranoia - The Most Fun You Can Have With Deadly Lasers!"It's... literally porn," not-Yuki whispers to Maria, putting the book back down. "Bad porn, at that. I'm going to retreat before something happens."
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.Rosa takes a copy of the book and sits down with the others, pretending to read while periodically glancing back at them.
If I die, tell Hex Haywire I loved him.Maria was about to burst our laughing but was able to hold herself back just barely, between smile giggles she said "I don't think that's a good idea the teacher may end up reprimend you and then the rest of us"
"She did say those of us planning campaigns should head to an empty room now."
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing."A campaign, huh. I think I remember seeing something like that in my quest log..."
Edited by Akkun_K on Feb 17th 2020 at 8:36:07 AM
If I die, tell Hex Haywire I loved him.To non-yuki "Oh you´re right we should head out together then" To Rose "Hey there how you doing? my name is Maria"
Miss Strick pauses her reading. "Miss Maria? Is something wrong? You and Miss Rose have been friends since the school term started."
Paranoia - The Most Fun You Can Have With Deadly Lasers!"we were?, oh well I guess I forgot, sorry" Said Maria Awkwardly
Ms. Strick looks worried. "We've been having a lot of unusual issues this year, do you need to go see the school nurse?"
Angel opens the door to the central study room and says snidely. "Oh, she's probably faking it, just like all those girls who say they saw dogs with glowing red eyes."
Edited by Nodrog on Feb 17th 2020 at 8:06:17 AM
Paranoia - The Most Fun You Can Have With Deadly Lasers!"no I'm just fine really, It's not like I wake up on the school basement with amnesia hehe, I'm just fine really" Maria continued, in case you haven't notice she's a terrible lier.
Angel rolls her eyes. "Are you still talking?" she asks Maria, then turns to Ms. Strick. "I just wanted to know if we can go get some art supplies to start work on designing posters."
"Yes." says Ms. Strick. She glances at the book in her hand, then puts it into a drawer in her desk. "In fact, everybody? We're going to cancel Reading and switch to doing Art instead. The campaigners can keep working of plans, but the rest of us will be drawing."
"Oh!" asks Ima. "If we're going to be drawing, will Rose pose for us again?"
"I don't think that's a good idea, Miss Ima!" says Ms. Strick, hurriedly. "As I explained, Rose's idea of posing isn't appropriate for a high school art class."
Several of the students look very disappointed, even as they return the donated books to the front of the classroom.
Edited by Nodrog on Feb 17th 2020 at 8:14:56 AM
Paranoia - The Most Fun You Can Have With Deadly Lasers!"Sorry, I'll shut up now" Maria said timidly, she was so embarrased she could start crying right there but decided not to because that would make things even more awkward that they already were.
Edited by Kiobi20 on Feb 17th 2020 at 8:26:26 AM
Maria has taken 4 stress damage. New total: 4/20
Angel smirks with satisfaction, as if she somehow can sense the message all of you can see as Angel's words strike at Maria's self confidence.
Paranoia - The Most Fun You Can Have With Deadly Lasers!"It'll be okay.", Daisy says to Maria, reassuringly. "A lot has happened and we're still getting used to it. And some people..."
Ian directs Daisy's glare to Angel, who drew their suspicion with her very statement.
"...have no idea as to what they're saying. It's like they forgot to think before they spoke..." Daisy finishes, in an attempt to make Maria feel better and de-stress.
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...Taking note of the look on Maria's face, Rose places a hand on her shoulder in reassurance.
If I die, tell Hex Haywire I loved him.Maria noticed the support and started felling better and Cheer up "Wow, thank you guys, I think I feel better already don't worry I'm fine" Maria said smiling.
"Miss Rose, you need to either join Miss Astra's campaign crew or get some paper and drawing pencils for art class." says Ms. Strick.
Paranoia - The Most Fun You Can Have With Deadly Lasers!
Not-Yuki, out of morbid curiosity, picks up the nearest unattached copy of 50 Shades of Grey to see if it's the same book of that title from Earth or just has a Punny Name.
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.