That's Dr. Title, thank you!
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No. You didn't bring any fish to microwave for lunch. I had to eat the peanut butter and jelly sandwich you put in the fridge instead.
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The First Guy To Ever Win An Award
Is that a pineapple that's been spray-painted gold? Props are tight!
Nice blurry foreground microphone, Ryan.
Edited by Fighteer on Jan 23rd 2022 at 2:38:51 PM
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Pitch Meeting
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What Shopping On Amazon Feels Like
Yeah, it really does feel like a bunch of search-optimized entries for the exact same product.
Dunkies addict
So I know one of you nerds has found that chair. I keep finding chairs with identical stripes, but slightly different windows. Plenty that also call it an "ergonomic office chair," though, with no punctuation whatsoever.
The one flaw is that he found any 2- or 4-star reviews at all.
Edited by TwinBird on Jan 30th 2022 at 2:21:11 PM
My posts make considerably more sense read in the voice of John Ratzenberger.
Perpetually Confused
This hits home as when the pandemic started I had to order an office chair, and being super sick at the time meant no going into stores to get one. So had to go for amazon. It did not go great.
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The First Guy To Ever Be A Pro Fighter
I was not expecting the Who's on First? routine, but I highly approve, I decided. Also, I think this one might be pretty true to reality. Doing the hand thing to unwilling people gets you put in the little room, but doing it to people who are willing and asking people to pay money to watch is tight.
Lost in Space
Callback to the "I'm in" sketch, so we're firing on all cylinders out of the gate.
I totally agree about the centipede and millipede, though. I'm not looking at them long enough to count the feet.
Edited by Fighteer on Feb 13th 2022 at 2:13:49 PM
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Millipedes and centipedes are much easier to distinguish by whether it's kind of cute or makes you want to Kill It with Fire
I missed the part where that's my problem.
They really need to stop inviting this one creepy guy to this kind of meetings.
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Yeah, he's the same guy who wanted public bathroom stalls to have wide gaps between the panels and doors. Ryan is also very fond of the Who's on First? routine because there's another one in this video.
Edited by Fighteer on Feb 14th 2022 at 8:51:03 AM
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Lost in Space
I guess it depends on which franchise you're in. All the things ghosts are said to be able to do in this reality don't seem to be terribly awesome.
Oh, and see if you can catch the Easter egg in this one.
Edited by Fighteer on Feb 20th 2022 at 9:49:38 AM
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Ghost: "So what's behind that door?"
Host: "It's...just whatever leads to the least toxic comments section."
I think this is one of the best jokes he's made.
Lost in Space
I agree. That had me rolling. Of course, he messes it up by the end.
Edited by Fighteer on Feb 21st 2022 at 8:39:31 AM
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Lost in Space
Also, new Pitch Meetings channel launching March 10! Well, there goes Screen Rant's subscribers. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
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The First Guy To Ever Make A Puzzle
That feeling when you see the punchline coming and still laugh at it.
Batman (1989) Pitch Meeting + Special Announcement!
The King Without a Kingdom
The announcement: Pitch Meetings is its own You Tube channel now.
It's been 3000 years…
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The Guys Who Designed Teddy Bears
Well, one's a furry. This already isn't going well... Okay, first impressions are often wrong. He's an actual bear.
Edited by Fighteer on Mar 4th 2022 at 3:36:37 PM
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
I've been telling coworkers for years just how messed up the concept of a teddy bear is. Now I have this.
Akira Toriyama (April 5 1955 - March 1, 2024).
It's nice that they actually realized he was a bear eventually, instead of the usual "everyone ignores the Only Sane Man" routine.
I missed the part where that's my problem.
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The Batman Pitch Meeting... on the new channel! Subscribe if you haven't already.
I haven't seen the film yet. Do I want to spoil myself by watching this? Yes, yes I do.
I think I've figured out Hollywood's secret. They hate drive-in theaters. That's why movies are getting so dark — literally, not figuratively.
Edited by Fighteer on Mar 10th 2022 at 4:28:15 AM
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Sports Announcers Get Way Too Personal
The 300th episode should be "The First Guy To Pitch A Meeting".
"Well, we are meeting. Maybe we could call it a meeting?"
Lost in Space
I swear I already saw that one somewhere. Still, I love how our culture normalizes violent battery as long as it's done while playing a sport.
