WarMart! (Sort of a spiritual successor to Mall Fight)

I chop up the salami with my knife, and put bug poison in it.

I try to strangle playing with my cables.

I give Hyper my poisoned salami.

I respawn in the electronics aisle.

I come out of nowhere and strangle Playing with a bacterium.

I come up from behind Tales and blast them with a good helping of Raid.

I die, and respawn in the tools aisle.

I respawn in the magazines aisle. I rip out some pages and run over to the school supplies aisle.

I grab duct tape and a packet with tacks.

I make a massive tripwire with a 25-foot CAT-5 cable in the Electronics section.

I duct tape Super's mouth shut.

I steal Playing's duct tape.

I pour out some water bottles to create the world's worst Slip n' Slide into my tripwire... er, cable.

I throw a very thick dictionary at Custard And Pie, breaking their skull like a jam jar and sending gray matter all over the candy aisle. As their IQ and life's blood drains from them like water from a bathtub, I say "Clean up on Aisle Everything!"

I respawn in the furniture section, plotting my revenge behind a leather couch.

I stab the leather couch.

I leap out awkwardly from behind the couch, tossing unripe avocados in Playing's general direction.

I put a bunch of legos on the ground.

I spill soda and candy on the lego floor

I managed to find some old, unused cassette tapes in the back warehouse. I use most of them to create a net trap, while saving the rest to make horrible mixtapes to play over the PA system.

Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 7th 2018 at 10:09:42 AM

I tackle Custard and take their tapes.

I end up spawning near a baseball bat and some...barbed wire. I quickly grab both articles and run off, looking for safety gloves so that I can safely wrap said wire round the bat. And maybe make Negan's outfit.

I destroy the tapes so no one can be hurt by the cacophonous melody Custard was thinking of creating.

I work fast, apparently; already got some approximation of Lucille and her wielder's outfit, and set about looking for a target.

Jokes on Hyper, I still managed to save some tapes! I sneak into the manager's office, only to find that there's no tape recording device anywhere.