Tropers: The Series

"First person to shoot me in the face gets 100 dollars."

"I don't need money, I've already got a billion Sisgirl World dollars!"

"I'll do it."

"Win it for me, Eli."

"Yes, I will."

"As much as I like pink and glitter and shit, I'm seriously considering staying here.

As much as I want to Bob, you'll come straight back".

"COME WITH ME!!!"

(she grabs her hand and runs just like Sonic)

Edited by AutisticAlivia on Apr 23rd 2019 at 6:49:21 AM

"You get the money, whether I die or not. It's kind of a weird stress relief thing for me."

"Don't you mean a feti-"

"I most certainly do not. If I did, do you think I would ask in front of children?"

Edited by Bobthedeadguy on Apr 23rd 2019 at 7:49:28 AM

"Okay, let's do this!"

(she shoots Bob's head)

"Harasho!"

"Shot through the head, and you're to blame..."

"Thank you."

Bob holds out a stack of dollar bills.

"Thank you."

"So... We still escaping?"

"Come with me, everyone!"

Taking one of the unconscious guards' bodies, she uses the poor guy as both a human shield and a battering ram towards the door exit. "CHAAAAAAAARGE!"

(Girlia grabs onto 4WD)

"You're not going anywhere, miss!"

"Ack!" Girlia pulled her back by the collar. "Aww...but I wanna fight!"

"Not to mention we're escaping!!"

"Nope, we're going to ride on unicorns and have fun!"

"Leave her alone, you monster!"

"Oh, you and your friends are going too!"

"Not harasho..."

"Oh, I wonder what your future is... oh, you're going to die!"

(Nozomi throws tarot cards at Girlia)

"Ow! What was that for?!"

"Haiya!" She roundhouse kicks one of Girlia's cheeks before heading back towards her main objective: the exit door....

...but she decided to change her mind at the last minute and kneed Girlia instead. "Boom, I'm back baby!"

Edited by 4WD on Apr 23rd 2019 at 11:13:45 PM

Girlia: "Oh come on, don't you wanna have fun?"

"No, we don't!"

Anne raises her paw. "Are the unicorns edible?"

Alora looks at her, disgusted. "Why would you ask that? She's a small child?"

Anne shrugs. "You know you're curious, too. Mythical creature meat—the fuck does it taste like?"

"..."

"...okay but at least I wasn't the one asking the small child. I somehow have enough sense for that."

"They're not edible, but there is unicorn candy."

Edited by AutisticAlivia on Apr 23rd 2019 at 9:17:12 AM

"As fun as riding unicorns sounds, I just wanna get out already."

Edited by Zanreo on Apr 23rd 2019 at 6:19:55 PM

"Maybe we can torture her first!" She points towards Girlia.

"Absolutely not! We're doing it anyway!"

(Her and the tropers are first seen riding unicorns, then they were seen riding the rainbow, then they were seen playing glitterball, and then Girlia is seen eating candy like there's no tomorrow, and the tropers were not impressed)

Bob is seen not doing any of this, and instead is seen drinking like it's the end of the world.

"Why didn't you come, skeleton guy? Besides that, did you have fun?"

"No we didn't!"