Tropers: The Series

"..." She was at a loss for words.

"Come to my place at 9 PM. I'll have a surprise for you..." She whispered before giggling.

"OwO" Hyper replies.

Edited by HyperReal on Jan 11th 2019 at 6:13:06 AM

"Oh, ok then."

"THAT'S NOT THE REACTION I EXPECTED, BUT I'M FINE WITH THAT."

Edited by Bobthedeadguy on Jan 11th 2019 at 6:17:01 AM

"...Huh, so we get to meet Satan himself now too? Not bad."

Good god, 4WD, have some standards.

"You know, Junior, there's no need to be close-minded to these kinds of things. Maybe when you're older, you'll find a nice goat-demon to shack up with."

Criminy, am I gonna turn out bad.

"FINALLY, PEOPLE WHO DON'T IMMEDIATELY PULL OUT CROSSES AND HOLY WATER THE SECOND THEY SEE ME. IF MY OLD GRIM REAPER WAS AS NICE AS YOU PEOPLE, I PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE FIRED HIM."

"Go fuck yourself."

Edited by Bobthedeadguy on Jan 11th 2019 at 6:43:14 AM

"What? It's not like I can't use my imagination or anything." She shrugged.

"Why are you even here in the first place?" Hyper said to Satan.

"Ahhhhh, I'm going back to the Anti-Necromancy Game..."
(Cheyanne then leaves. A scream is then heard and Chey comes into the scene screaming.)
"Y'ALL, THE CHEY CLONE FROM SEASON 4 IS BACK!!!"
(Cue canned laughter. Chey then sees Satan.)
"AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! IT'S SATAAAAAN!!!"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jan 11th 2019 at 8:47:03 AM

"Wait, that was a clone of you?"

"I don't smegging know! It could be... So, why the smeg is Satan here?!"

"I ONLY CAME HERE TO KILL MY OLD EMPLOYEE, BECAUSE I HATE HIM, BUT WHEN I SAW THAT THERE WERE MULTIPLE PEOPLE HERE, AND SINCE I'M, Y'KNOW, THE KING OF EVIL, I KNEW I HAD TO FUCK WITH SOMEONE."

"Glad to hear you still think about me, dickhead."

“Oh yeah. Remember when I said I adopted a kid? Unfortunately, he’s off studying for college already. Yes, he’s studying for college at the age of 7. However, I did adopt another kid kn the meanwhile.”

(The door opens and Tsunku walks in. Accompanying her is a 5-year old girl. She has purple hair and purple clothing, a unicorn horn, and red eyes. She’s wearing a flower crown on her head.)

Edited by TalesofUnder on Jan 11th 2019 at 7:02:17 AM

"Funny how the so called 'King of Evil' could easily get dominated by a mere human..."

"...Thank god Ford's out running errands."
(Cue a brief montage of Ford dropping Clone!Robin off at the therapist's office, picking up the dry cleaning, picking Clone!Robin up from the therapist's office and driving to the grocery store. Cut back to the Tropers and Satan.)

"Yeah, but he was enjoying it."

(Chey then notices the little girl.)
"Awwwwwww! What's her name?"

Satan stands up, bumping his head on the ceiling because he's tall as fuck.

Ah, who invited the kid?!

"Yeah, who brought a kid to our Satan Fest?"

(Zanreo's just looking at everything going on, amused.)

Edited by Zanreo on Jan 11th 2019 at 4:09:38 PM

“Her name’s Five. Yeah, I know it sounds unimaginative, but that’s the name that she says she has. It’s a sad story, really. One of the adoption agency workers was on his break, when he found her in the forest trying to scratch her face off. He nursed her back to health, thank the lords. When she was interviewed, she said something about “transforming to become useful.” Apparently, she didn’t want to transform, but she had no choice.”

”Heartbreaking, isn’t it?”

"Um, nobody asked."

“I believe Chey asked, thank you very much.”

”Off Topic, but can I speak to Taco?”

"Eeugh..." she cringed when hearing the girl's attempts to 'transform'. "Has she been behaving well after you've adopted her? She seems cute." She crouched down to her eye level before patting him.

"Yeah... that sounds terrible" Zanreo replies.