Tropers: The Series

(Tales loots the crates to find a construction helmet, a sentry, a dispenser, a teleporter, and a wrench. Susie finds a sandwich and a machine gun.)

"Free booze, eh?"
"So, I presume the medic takes care of the sick and wounded?"

"They ubercharge teammates so they are invincible.

"Oh. I'm so sorry, I don't really know a lot about Team Fortress 2 at all."

"Neither do I, Chey!"

"Well, that makes two of us..."
"When am I getting the free alcohol?"

"Hey Ford, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy doesn't say anything about Team Fortress 2, does it?"

"I have some basic knowledge about the whole thing. But using the Guide sounds like a good idea."

"Aye."

"From what I remember, we are all different dudes with different weapons and abilities, and we're killing a team of other people."

"Also there's a lot of hats or something"

"The world's best Hat simulator. Oh, and you can shoot people."

(the doors open and the tropers meet their mirrored selves.)

REDNU FO SELAT: "A hurdy-gurdy does kill a cave? A bottle dances on a coffee bean!"

EISUS: "Dawwwwwww.....I like puppies."

"KILL ALTERNATE ME WITH FIRE!"

REGDAB OCAT: Hey, guys, let's just sit down, listen to some disco, have a good, Christian, non-alcoholic time!

"Oh my god, how does he even share my letters?!"

Alternate 2co, notably, doesn't exist, as Alternate Playing would never clone Regdab.

"Who the heck is that?"
(Chey then looks at Ford who is staring at someone.)
"Sweetie, who are you looking a-Aaaah!"
(Cut to a shot of a mirrored version of Chey. Instead of being chubby, short, and with wild hair, This version was slim, a few inches taller, and with perfectly short hair.)
YEHC: "Who the (bleep) are you?"

(Instead, in 2co's place, is a mannequin.)

REGDAB: Yehc, please, I thought we'd, uh, talked about introducing ourselves with a swear, and, uh, how you shouldn't...

Playing: "Who is this dude?"

Gniyalp: "Let's think about shooting the gun before we do it."

(Cut to someone who looks kind of like Zanreo)
OERNAZ: "Aw man, do we really have to fight? I was hoping to avoid this..."

"Wait... who the hell is this and why does she look like me?" Zanreo asks. "...But going by what she just said I might have an advantage here, hehe..."

Edited by Zanreo on Nov 12th 2018 at 5:33:19 PM

YEHC: " Anyways, Hi, I'm Yhec."
"Yeck?"
YEHC: "Oh, god... Hey, Drof! C'mere a minute."
(Enter Drof.)
DROF: "What is it, Yehc?
"What the smeg?"
YEHC: "Oh, uh, Drof, this is... Uhhh..."
"Chey."
YEHC: "Chey. Chey, this is my dear partner Drof. No, we're not dating."
"You're not? How come?"
YEHC: "We did date back when we used to travel together but it didn't go anywhere so we ended the relationship amicably and went our separate ways. Then after my clone of Roger Taylor went to live in E-Space with clones I made of his buddies Brian, Freddie, and John-"
"Wait a minute... Did you clone the members of Queen?!"
YEHC: "Of course. Anyways, I-"
(Cut to Ford looking at Drof.)
"So, uh, do you want a drink?"
DROF: "Yes. Do you have any Coke?"
"Uhhhh, no... I got some ol' Janx Spirit."
DROF: "No thank you, sir. I don't drink alcohol."

REVENGE: "You know, I can get behind the mirror-"

EGNEVER: "KOF IS TRASH"

REVENGE: "COME DOWN HERE AND SAY THAT, BITCH!"

EGNEVER: "...nah i wont"

REVENGE: "What is up with this guy's... Presentation?"

It was true. Revenge's mirror was slouched, drowsy, hair in a bedhead and generally uncaring.

"Also, if you're supposed to be some kind of fake me... where are your glasses?" Zanreo asks, pushing up her glasses to make them shine extra. "Couldn't even get the most important part right?"

"Glasses? Why would I wear glasses when contacts exist? Makes me look much better" the mirror replies.

"What, anything wrong with my glasses?" Zanreo asks. "Eh, your loss."

Edited by Zanreo on Nov 13th 2018 at 2:09:11 PM

Yet another person shows up.

"I am Rever of Seport. I hate the Beatles."

(Yehc was laughing.)
YEHC: "I was only joking about cloning the members of Queen! (bleep), I'd never do that. I did do clones of the Bbig brothers."
(Yehc then pulls out a picture of the Bbigs from her bag. The mirror versions of Clone!Barry, Clone!Robin, and Clone!Maurice basically look the same as the Bee Gees did in the mid-to-late 80s. Also in the picture is the mirror version of Clone!Andy, who looked a bit unhappy in the picture.)
YEHC: "That's Yrrab, The blond cutie is Nibor, got married twice, the first one ended very badly but his current one's much happier. Unfortunately, he and Yrrab argue too dang much, the one in the cool hat is Eciruam, He has a drinking problem, sadly. There's also Ydna... He has depression."
"Dang."

”Attention! I am Cyril Kickass, and you must evacuate the warehouse now!”