*Vague plotting intensifies*
"Hey, guys! I heard we're going to war with North Korea! Not our country, the show! Who's up for a war montage?"
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco groaned. "I don't wanna, though! What'd Korea do to us?"
Huzzah
"I don't know, but if my wife and kids are here, none of us are safe!"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco got up. "Welp. Road trip to North Korea, I suppose."
Huzzah
Cut to all the tropers, even the ones who only appeared for a few minutes, in a Studebaker, singing 'Moving Right Along'. Or at least, I'm singing 'Moving Right Along'.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"We'll learn to share the load!"
Huzzah
"We don't need a map to keep this show on the air! Well, close enough."
*Vague plotting intensifies*
"Haha! Fear my robot army!"
Whee!
This is gonna suck.
You'd better not make all five hundred of us recurring characters.
edited 24th Jul '17 6:37:15 PM by ZeroL
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
"Wait, how can we drive from America to North Korea?"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Zero, I thought we told you to leave the Robots behind. No wonder the Studebaker's so crowded."
"Of course we can." The car proceeds to drive underwater.
edited 24th Jul '17 6:39:38 PM by TacoBadger
Huzzah
*Vague plotting intensifies*
HOVERTANKS!
"At least, that would be how if we had the budget. But it would be so cool, right?"
"How am I even still talking underwater?"
edited 24th Jul '17 6:40:40 PM by ZeroL
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Eventually, the car drives onto a North Korean beach.
"Ah, North Korea. Home of the...North, and land of the...Korea."
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Why are we here again?"
Huzzah
"They declared war on my kid's armpit, didn't they?"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Kid? Tropes, don't you remember? We gave each other makeshift vasectomies with a pencil in high school. You can't have a kid! Did we come here for nothing?"
Huzzah
"Maybe Negative Continuity happened. What a terrifying thought."
"Anyway, I'm sure SOMEONE declared war on SOMETHING."
hey
The muffled voice inside the envelope returns.
"I declare war on envelopes!" Patriotic music starts playing.
hey
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Kim Jong-Un, one of his usual strolls, comes up the gang and hears Pop-Roses' statement. War on Envelopes? Say, that ain't a bad idea!
Huzzah
"Well, let's get started!"
Montage of Kim Jong-Un and the tropers fighting envelopes in trenches, burning them, and tthrowing them away.
Later, in a military conference room
"This is escalating really fast! There are rumours of some envelopes having secret nuclear arsenals! What's your plan, Admiral Taco?"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco's chair, as per usual, is empty, as he has used his new found power to bed women, drink copious amounts of alcohol, and do every drug he comes across.
Huzzah
A Lyoko Brony
Teen-Lyoko comes in, realizes that she's not where she is supposed to be, and blushes, "I'm sorry, I got lost. Poor Communication Kills!"
Co-author of Code Wings 3.0. Also... I'M RUNNING FOR THE RIVER!!
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Kim Jong-Un notices Teen Lyoko. Who let you in the war room?
Huzzah
A Lyoko Brony
"Hate to use this cliche, but the backdoor was open," she muttered.
Co-author of Code Wings 3.0. Also... I'M RUNNING FOR THE RIVER!!
*Vague plotting intensifies*
"Hey, guys, I think we're starting to push the envelope on realism here."
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
"Maybe I am. I'm not sure."