Tropers: The Series

“What the funky chicken went on in here while I was gone?”

"Logos Supervelt Price XIXIXI, Lord Mayor of Tropesburg for more than 50 years, has died, and Tropes want to become Mayor. Also, Taco is suffering from withdrawal symptoms. But, Taco it'll get better."

“I’d make a better mayor. Free chocolate milk for everyone! A karaoke bar in every home!

"I'd do things I want, and the people want!"

Playing pulls out his CERTIFIED THERAPIST card from his pocket.

"I do not often do the therapy, but if you need it..."

“I think you’re the one who needs therapy if you doubt my abilities as a politician!”

"It's a time! A time for seeing cool when it's about being the Lord Mayor! We've got, um, TropesForever, the human who made a series about us, Playing_with_boy, he's gathering human's reaction to me and you and Tropes, and, TalesofUnder, a woman (perhaps) who likes the fun of pinball!"

“Tales is a woman? Who’d have guessed?”

2co chips in, newspaper in hand. “You’re also forgetting about this guy, Senator Lonagan. He’s looking to make things a little stricter when it comes to housing developments. But, New Yorkers do like his chances...”

Edited by TacoBadger on Oct 17th 2018 at 6:29:09 AM

"Is Tales a male or a female? Also, who is Lonagan? I thought that he was in Wikistan."

“Tales is a dude. I think. I haven’t asked recently.”

2co feels the need to answer the second part. “He’s a popular candidate. People might even get him in office.”

"Not if we have anything to say about it. Now, let's start a Troper political party!"

"How do we do that?"

"We get a bunch of people with same opinions."

"Well, we're probably looking in the wrong place, then."

Taco looks in a book labelled 'Political Parties of the American Past'. "Let's see, if we can't make a Troper Party, we could join a pre-existing one. Let's see... there's Democrats, Republicans, Democratic Republicans, Federalists, Prohibitionists, Whigs, Know-Nothings, Loyalists... honestly, we could probably pick a name and just enforce our own policies."

"How about the Yellows?"

"Okay."

I pull out a phone book and flip through it.

"Let's see...ah, here we are. Eno Eugor, last remaining member of the Tropesburg Yellow Party."

I dial this number into my phone.

"Hello? My name's TropesForever. I and my friends would very much like to join your political party. We fully believe in whatever it is you stand for. In fact, I think we'll do such a good job that you can just retire now and leave the party in our hands. Thank you."

I hang up.

"Well, that was easy."

"Hey, Tropes, want me to be your campaign manager?"

"Tropes, as your unofficial campaign manager, I suggest you don't hire Chey and keep me."

Playing grabs another phone book.

"Let's see here. Mary Zoo, no; Missme Allot, too far; Micheals Cool, yes!"

Playing calls Micheals Cool.

"Hi, yes, Micheals, could you be a part of our campaign? Yes? Good."

"Well, smeg. What will be my role in the Yellow Party?"

"I know! We'll run two campaigns! That way we can appeal to voters on both sides!"

"How will that work?"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Oct 17th 2018 at 9:38:46 AM

"Good! We have the Yellows, the Faces, and the Yellow Faces!"

"THE YELLOW FACES!?!"

"Remember kids, if you are making a reference, always pothole it."

"Playing, I know what you're referencing, but that sounds like something very off-color. Tropes, we could use this quote to our advantage in some well-placed political ads..."