"Hey, whatever makes the place looks like less of a broken dump, I guess. So... anyone got an idea where I can install these lasers?"
"Leftover items still have value!""Wait, lasers? What for?"
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!""I actually like 'We Built This City', but I guess it is pretty overplayed."
"Because... why not? Adds that extra touch. And maybe we could zap any unwanted intruders..."
Edited by Zanreo on Sep 10th 2018 at 5:30:39 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"(Cue a furnishing montage set to a excerpt from "We've Only Just Begun" by the Carpenters.)
"How many montages set to copyrighted music do we need?!"
"Enough that the lawyers will keep this episode out of the DVD bot set forever."
"Well, next montage, I say we do our own nonsensical song."
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you....""I like that idea."
(Cue a hooking-up-everything-including-the-internet-and-cable montage)
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you....""Are we finally done? I'm gonna take a shower, and I don't want that to be a montage."
"Well, if that's it, I'm gonna hit the arcade. See ya... oh, and maybe don't touch that new button on the wall"
Edited by Zanreo on Sep 10th 2018 at 6:01:51 PM
"Leftover items still have value!""Yep, That's it... Thank god."
"HOLD UP, HOLD UP!"
(Chey groans in frustration.)
"What now?"
"Your smart speaker."
(Sonny then plugs in the smart speaker.)
"Alright, enjoy your home. Oh! And the central heating and air conditioning and the other fun things mentioned in the commercial... Oh, and the smart speaker. I'm outta here! Later, sunshine."
(Sonny then leaves the apartment and shuts the door.)
"Finally! Now we can smegging relax in our own home after a season of traveling all over the dang world..."
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Sep 10th 2018 at 11:02:56 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."I exit the main room to go take a shower.
(Chey and Ford then do what they did after the beginning of the episode; Sit down on the couch and switch the TV on.)
TV: "Up next on Smeg TV, Hogan's Heroes, followed by more Hogan's Heroes, later on, even more Hogan's Heroes! Then finally, several more hours of Hogan's Heroes. Smeg TV; We got bored of Whose Line? after a while."
"I love you, Fordie."
"I love you too, Chey."
"Hmmm, let's try that new smart speaker thing out. Hey, uh, smart speaker thingy?"
SMART SPEAKER: "Hiya! This is Eddie, your counter-top smart speaker and I am doing just great, you guys!"
(Ford then screams....)
"OH, GREAT SUFFERING ZARQUON, NO!"
(Cue canned laughter.)
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Sep 10th 2018 at 12:49:50 PM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."Taco silently sits in the new apartment, before speaking out, “This wasn’t the best season premiere, but it serves its purpose.”
Huzzah"Well, that was nice..."
SEASON 4: EPISODE 2: The Cat Who Did Too Much
Right as Revenge was about to sit down, Trunks yanked him to the side. They discussed quietly for a bit, before Revenge stepped out.
"So, guys, I'm gonna have to go for a bit. I have some business to take care of. However, I also found a cat a few days ago, and I can't keep him in the Time Void anymore. Do you guys mind watching him for me?"
Edited by DefRevenge24601 on Sep 11th 2018 at 8:13:07 AM
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"Taco, lying down on the couch, sipping a glass of milk, replies, “Revenge, you have a cat? Why didn’t you tell us earlier, I kinda like cats!”
HuzzahRevenge shrugs.
"Eh, I've only had him for about a week now."
"Hey, we need to head out. They taking him or not?"
"Patience, Trunks. We don't need to rush. Rushing leads to mistakes, and mistakes lead to being like your father."
Trunks shudders just a smidge.
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!""I can take care of him!"
"Well, I guess that's settled."
A portal opens up, to what seems like a greyish void, but with a lively city in the center of it.
A small kitten with a bowtie walks out of it and jumps on the ground by Revenge.
"This is Sir Fluff."
"Hello!"
"I keep forgetting he can talk."
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!""OK Sir Fluff, let's go! I will train you. Rule 1. Do not go in my secret room!"
Edited by Playing_with_boy on Sep 11th 2018 at 7:22:01 AM
“Oh God. I better stay here to make sure Playing doesn’t murder a cat.”
Huzzah"Secret room you say?"
"Sir Fluff, please behave."
"Fine. No secret room."
"I'll see ya later!"
And with that, Revenge and Trunks go through the portal, it closing behind them.
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"Taco nears Sir Fluff, before patting his head.
“Hey buddy.”
Huzzah
"Fine..."
(Cue a remodeling montage set to another excerpt of Starship's "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now".)
"Wait a moment! We should be using 'We Built This City' instead of 'Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now'. 'We Built This City' would be more suitable for this bit."
"Oh, lord almighty... Anything but 'We Built This City' please!"
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Sep 10th 2018 at 10:19:39 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."