Tropers: The Series

"We'd know where to go if someone hadn't pushed the Teleport Button. How long have we had that thing anyway?"

BUS-DRIVING MECHANOID: "It's a new addition to the bus, sir!"
ELIAS: "Hey, stop there!"
"What is it?"
ELIAS: "My mama said that's where my great-grandfather buried the cheese at! She said he took her there when she was a teenager and before that, my grandfather."
"How can you tell?"
ELIAS: "He buried it near a tree."
(Elias then pulls a picture out from his pocket and gives it to Chey. It was a picture of his mother when she was a teenager standing in front of a large tree beside his great-grandfather.)
"Ah. Well, Now I can see where your daughters get their looks from."

Taco looks at the picture. "She single?"

(Cue canned laughter)
ELIAS: "As a matter of fact, yes. My papa died before Levin was born and she hasn't thought about finding anyone new ever since. She still looks quite lovely for someone who's in her sixties."

"Niiiice. Welp, let's get the cheese already."

"Alright. Grab your shovels, fellas."
ELIAS: "Oh, I hope we don't take long! My mama's coming by the cheese shop in a hour."
"Don't worry, Elias. As long as we all work together as a team, We'll get that cheese dug up in minutes!"

All of a sudden, a portal opens, and an Assist Trophy gets kicked out of it, Revenge and Rick following out of the portal.

-belch- "This better work."

"It will."

The Assist Trophy flashes, and Shovel Knight appears!

"Great Shovelry! Where am I?"

"I need a favor. You mind helping us dig up some ancient cheese?"

"Uh, okay?"

"Dig around that tree."

And Shovel Knight started digging.

Edited by DefRevenge24601 on Aug 9th 2018 at 10:51:42 AM

“Watch out! That’s a Swiss Exploding Tre-“

(BA-DOOM!)

“They never listen.”

"Would zapping the ground work too?" Zanreo says as she grabs a shovel.

“Well, shoot. Wait, if that’s an exploding tree, how did they bury the cheese the first time?”

Playing falls into a big hole.

"I am OK! I just need a ladder."

ELIAS: "I'll explain how the cheese was buried; My great-grandfather was very careful while he was digging."
"Smegging heck, what a explosion! Thank god neither of us three, well, you, me, and Ford, were over there, We would've been killed off."

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Aug 9th 2018 at 5:43:48 AM

Shovel Knight gets knocked into the sky, another explosion protruding from the place he flew to.

"Way to go guys. We killed Shovel Knight. Well, at least now it'll be easy to get the cheese."

ELIAS: "I-I haven't realized how dangerous the area my great-grandfather buried the cheese at had gotten over the years... I think we should all just go hom-"
(KA-BOOM!!! Another explosion occurs and the crate of cheese was went flying and landing near the Chey Bus.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Aug 9th 2018 at 5:57:37 AM

“JESUS CHRIST! Everybody watch where they step! Except for Ford, I guess.”

ELIAS: "HOLY SWISS CHEESE! The Schafnase Emmental! Hahahaha, I knew one of us Schafnases would find the legendary wheel one day!"
(Elias then starts laughing until he starts crying tears of pure joy.)
"Well, uh, that was convenient."

“Elias, I don’t wanna be that guy, but we are going to be taking the cheese from you.”

ELIAS: "....W-Well, may I please take it back to the cheese shop and show it to my family first?"

“It’d be better not to get their hopes up.”

"That seems fair enough."

Defense walks back to the bus while Rick follows behind, taking a swig of his ever-handy flask.

ELIAS: "Well, Can I at least see it?"
"Alright then.... Uhhh, okay, so who's gonna open this crate?"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Aug 9th 2018 at 7:01:27 AM

“He might as well open it. It’s his family.”

ELIAS: "Alright..."
(Chey puts a gas mask on Elias's face and gives him gloves.)
"Just to be on the safe side."
(Chey quickly retreats to the Chey Bus and clings onto Ford. Elias then puts on the gloves, carefully opens the crate, and peels the cloth back.)
ELIAS: "Good grief! It's a good thing Chey gave me that gas mask!"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Aug 9th 2018 at 7:04:46 AM

(Bump. anyway, Chey makes the mistake of opening the bus doors and smelling the air. The cheese smelled absolutely rancid.)
"OH, SWEET CAROLINE!"
(The Bus-Driving Mechanoid then honks the horn three times and giggles.)
BUS-DRIVING MECHANOID: "Hehehe! My apologies, Miss Chey but I couldn't help myself when you went 'Oh, Sweet Caroline'! You know, I want to listen to that song now..."
(The Bus-Driving Mechanoid then starts playing Sweet Caroline as Chey starts gagging her head off.)
"Ford, don't breathe in the smegging air!"
"What do you mea-"
(Ford then starts gagging too.)
"OH, GREAT SUFFERING ZARQUON!"
"Oh my giddy aunt, Where's the smegging trash can?"
(The Bus-Driving Mechanoid then presses the button and out from the ceiling comes a big trash can. Chey and Ford rush over to the can and start throwing up everything they've ever ate in the past forty-eight hours while the Bus-Driving Mechanoid sings along to Sweet Caroline. Cue uproarious canned laughter.)