Tropers: The Series

"Questions?"

Revenge fell out of a portal, Trunks floating down right behind.

"He's more exasperated at just how many relics you- rather, we, are looking for. Right?"

Revenge motions to Taco.

“Ok, first off, what could these relics possibly do to stop Fussenpepper? Secondly, is Fussenpepper that big of an issue that the governments of the world can’t handle him? Thirdly, how do we know that “Songbird” knows what they’re doing, and how does Songbird know what these items are in the first place? And how do we know that this isn’t just some fool’s errand that we’re doing? Do we know Songbird well enough to trust Songbird?”

Edited by TacoBadger on Aug 1st 2018 at 2:44:58 PM

"To answer your first question; We don't know yet. According to the Songbird, All will be revealed when the time comes. To answer your second question; I don't think any of the world's governments know. Thirdly, I guess the Songbird just knows. I don't really think this is all just some sort of a fool's errand we're doing, to be honest...."

“We’re putting all this trust into Songbird, and for what? What has Songbird done for us?”

Revenge and Trunks shrug at the same time.

(Cue a Answer Cut.)
SONGBIRD: "I've done many great things for her and His Royal Majesty over the years. We were all massively acquainted with one another for such a long time. I've even been made the godfather of Princess Delilah and Prince Elton."
REPORTER 1: "Lord Songbird, How come you never use your real name or show your face since Her Royal Majesty's death?"
SONGBIRD: "...I-I just don't want to."
REPORTER 2: "Lord Songbird, how has His Royal Majesty been doing five years later?"
SONGBIRD: "W-well... To him, it still feels like his wife's passing happened just hours ago. Some days, he would just drink himself half-blind, eat a dozen sandwiches, and then cry himself to sleep. Other days, he'd just stay in the palace and watch telly."
REPORTER 3: "Rumor has it that you and His Royal Majesty are working on a top-secret project together. Is this true?"
SONGBIRD: "I can't reveal anything about that."
REPORTER 4: "Has His Majesty met his new grandson yet?"
SONGBIRD: "Oh, yes! Actually, We were all there for the birth of Prince Elton and his wife's first son. Me, His Majesty, Delilah, her husband, Delilah's daughters Olivia and Lulu... It was very emotional. His Royal Majesty was very proud to finally have a grandson, but he cried wishing his wife was here to see it. Her Royal Majesty would've been as proud as he was.... Alright, I'm done talking."
REPORTER 1: "Thank you for your time, Lord Songbird."
(The reporters then leave as the Songbird returns to the palace.)
DELILAH: "Hello, Godfather."
SONGBIRD: "Hi, Delilah. Where's your dad?"
DELILAH: "He went back to the basement. Godfather, what exactly are you and Dad doing?"
SONGBIRD: "All will be revealed when the time comes."
(The Songbird then goes to the basement, which is actually some sort of special room. There was a huge map with push-pins put on certain spots and all the artifacts that the Tropers got so far were all spread out on a big table. The Songbird locks the door and then goes over to His Majesty. We don't see his face either.)
HIS MAJESTY: "Has the press gone?"
SONGBIRD: "Yes."
HIS MAJESTY: "Good."
SONGBIRD: "Where are the Tropers?"
HIS MAJESTY: "Still on the plane."
SONGBIRD: "Ahh. Are you doing okay?"
(His Majesty sniffles as he watches Chey through a screen.)
HIS MAJESTY: "Yeah, yeah... Everything's fine... God, I can't believe it's been five years since she... She..."
(The Songbird goes over to hug His Majesty as he starts to cry. Cut back to Chey.)
"Hm, wonder where Ford's at?"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Aug 1st 2018 at 8:15:07 AM

“Sure, just dodge my question, why don’t you. Either way, let’s just find this cheese already. I’m sure that there’s no historical society that would rather have it. No, let’s steal it for your friend.”

"Hello" Tropes says, totally not trying to cover up the fact that he posted in the wrong thread or anything.

Edited by TropesForever on Aug 2nd 2018 at 12:10:48 AM

“Hi Tropes.”

(Cut to Ford sleeping peacefully in a cabin on the plane. Chey steps inside the cabin, goes over to where Ford is sleeping, and pounces on him.)
"GOOD MORNING, FORD!"
"AAAGH! Chey, why did you do that for?!"
"It's time to waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake up!"
(Chey then wraps her arms around Ford.)
"Where are we going and what do we need to look for this go around?"
"We're going to Switzerland to find the oldest wheel of a cheese whose name I already forgotten. Now come on, get up."

(bump)
"I will if you get off of me..."
"Alright, alright... See ya in a few."
(Chey then gets off of Ford and leaves the cabin.)

"Now, if I were a really old wheel of cheese, where would I be?"

"Someone's stomach a century ago, probably."

"Oh, good morning, Tropes. We're getting ready to find out, The plane's landing."
(Ford comes out of the cabin.)
"Morning, everyone."
"Ah, there you are! I'm sorry for waking you up by pouncing on you by the way..."
"It's alright."

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Aug 2nd 2018 at 5:37:16 AM

"Cabin as in plane cabin?"

"Yep. Wait! If he was in the cabin, then where on this plane are we?"
BUS-DRIVING MECHANOID: "Why, you're in the cockpit, Miss Chey, ma'am!"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Aug 2nd 2018 at 7:30:25 AM

Revenge is just blinking at his phone repeatedly.

"Wild Wolf, what has happened to you?"

Trunks tries tapping him on the shoulder, and Revenge gets startled and falls on his face.

"We sure book a lot of flights considering Chey has a TARDIS."

"Blame the network executives. Oh god, I hope nobody in the cabin saw me waking up Ford..."

I google 'where is the oldest wheel of Emmental cheese in the world', but then my phone explodes, for no reason whatsoever.

"Cheese, huh? I used to watch Love And Cheese: i'm an expert on this stuff."

"TALES!"
(Chey then proceeds to hug Tales tightly.)
"How have you and Tsunku been?"

“Tsunku dyed her hair blue and works a part time job as a history teacher in Guacateltango. However, she kinda got in bad water with the Magic Mafia and got a spell placed on her. Now during the full moon, her hair turns green, her eyes turn red, she grows horns, a bushy tail, and a single fang, and she becomes unusually aggressive. Woe to that poor kid who opened the windows at the wrong time.”

"That's good. Did y'all have kids yet?"
(Cue canned laughter)
"Chey, Maybe they don't want kids..."

“We did get married, and in fact, adopted a kid. He’s a bit shy, so you probably won’t see him. We had to adopt because a lab accident made me physically impossible to procreate.”