Tropers: The Series

"Damnit."

Pen starts shooting rapidly at random things.

Taco jumps to the ground, and hides under the radiator, trying to avoid the firefight.

Thegeniusyoshi finishes watering the landlord plant, and starts watering Pen's gun.

edited 6th Jul '17 6:34:46 PM by Thegeniusyoshi

One of me is caught by a bullet, revealing robotic parts inside. He shoots laser beams out of his eyes all around the room, since now he knows he's the robot.

Pen stares at Thegeniusyoshi, who is watering his gun.

"Wha—you just clogged it! Why would you do tha—" Pen is suddenly interrupted when his arm is cut off by a robot laser.

I don't know what is going on here, so I'll just eat these chips.

"I AM BLEEDING TO DEATH AAAAAAAAGH" laughtrack

What the kolache? Laughter? Is this a Sadist Show?

"SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME"

I (human me, not robot me) am very confused, and ask Lil' Pete what is going on. Lil' Pete analyses the situation and recommends that I wait on the roof, which I go do.

"Hey Pen, are you okay?"

"Nah man, I'm bleeding to death."

Buddy puts duct tape over Pen's wound, and it stops bleeding.

"Thanks, man. Is this a Dramedy now? Are we heading down a Moral Orel path before our first season even ends? Is this the darkest part of our adventures?"

Buddy looks at Pen. "I am a humorously named, jury-rigged oc made of duct tape, closing your wound which was randomly sustained due to laser fire from another iteration of myself with duct tape. The situation is absurd enough that I can do a good deed for a fellow troper without treading anywhere near the dark path of "suspension of disbelief," much less that of "plot" or even Cerebus Syndrome."

"But look, it's my drunken and abusive father!"

A drunken and abusive man appears.

(The drunken man throws a beer bomb at the stationary Dr No Puma. He is blown to bits.)

(I gape in awe and the fact that one of our cast members just died.)

"Hello, Mr. D. A. Father."

"Hi, it's me, Drunk Abusive Father."

"So, what are you doing here?"

Suddenly realises that Puma has been blown up

"WHAT??"

edited 6th Jul '17 9:18:18 PM by TropesForever

"To be perfectly honest, I don't remember doing that. Either I was being controlled by someone else, or I'm just too drunk to remember."

Oh my gosh, you killed kenny Dr No Puma!

Poking out from under the radiator, Taco asked, "Guys, make sure my Dr No Puma blow up doll is safe!"

OY!! You ruined the South Park reenactment moment!

"You bastard!" says Pen, continuing the joke.