Tropers: The Series

"Do they have ligma?"

"Garett. I know what you did. You can't just rob us blind of Toy Story 3 on VHS."

"I'M TRYING," I yell to Knife, continuing to input numbers.

Garrett: No Cassie, I can read! The tape literally says "Toy Story 2" on it! Plus, Toy Story 3 was released in 2010! They didn't use VHS anymore! Also, the muffins are blueberry.

Edited by Heehee47 on Jul 27th 2023 at 9:04:53 AM

"Well anyway, GIVE IT THE FUCK BACK-"

Cassie grabs Garett by the neck.

Meanwhile, Knife is eating a blueberry out of the muffin. She seems to be picking the berries out of the muffin.

"Dude, what the fuck? Let go of the guy, it's not like Toy Story 4's important to us."

"I missed out on watching it, cut me some slack!" Cassie says as he continues to throttle Garett.

"How do you know? Maybe VHS was the hot medium in 2010 in, say, France!"

Playing grabs a muffin.

Garrett: Why's the tape gotta be so important to you? I have loads of others you can have that are duplicates of tapes I've got. You want "Porky's"? How about "Ghostbusters"? Just lemme go!

Edited by Heehee47 on Jul 28th 2023 at 6:58:23 AM

"Toy Story's the only fucking movie i haven't watched yet you cunt GIMME-" Cassie tackles Garwtt onto the ground.

"if you don't gimme the tape, you're gonna have the rest of these muffins to yourself, in reverse order." He quietly threatens Garett upon his face afterward.

Knife throws the blueberry-less muffin at Cassie. "Okay, bit's stopped being funny, dipshit. If you really wanna watch Toy Story, I heard they have it on film reel just down the street."

"Don't worry guys. I just ordered 8 million copies of Toy Story 2 on VHS with Knife's credit card."

Garrett: Plus, I already own a copy of Toy Story 1! Why don't we all just go over to my place and watch it?

Edited by Heehee47 on Jul 28th 2023 at 5:00:06 AM

"oh ok nvm"

"Nah. We need new credit cards."

Garrett: Not me! But, where are you guys gonna get some?

"Dark web. Duh."

Cue Laugh Track.

"...you sure, Playing? Didn't last time we tried to do that led to a full-out war?"

"I'm sure. I learnt my lesson."

Playing picks up a random phone, and duals Credit Card Fraud Place.

"Hello, I want 174 credit cards. My name is Playing underscore With underscore Boy, and I live at the Troper's Apartment."

Cassie holds his breath in tension...

Playing sets down the phone, and the doorbell rings.

"I'll get that."

It's some random guy in a hoodie, with a bunch of credit cards in his hands.

"   Here you go. Please don't use this to buy nukes or viruses or the president's dog or—   "

"I won't, I swear! Look, that was an accident! My mo—"

"   That'll be $199.99.   "

Playing pulls out two 100-dollar bills, and gives them to the credit card salesman. He asks him to keep the change. The hooded man walks out, head to the ground.

"See, Cassie? I learn lessons!"

"ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?"

"ah ok-TRADERALICE STFU! I know Playing better than you do!" He blows a raspberry at Traderalice.

Traderalice sighs, and sits back in the couch. Playing sets all of the credit cards on the table.

"Look, Traderalice. I am being responsible by using the Internet to engage in thievery to pay off our public and/or private debts. Please give me a billion dollars."

Laugh Track.

"No."

She then sits back, and relaxes.

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Jul 30th 2023 at 4:34:58 AM

"hot fucking dang, Traderalice, just dissin the Robin Hood of today? Cringe."

...wow that was a clueless assumption cassie made lmao

"See, Traderalice? Someone agrees with me!"