Tropers: The Series

"Oh smeg, What if Sonny somehow recov-"
"Chey, that flower was charred. He probably has third-degree burns and therefore won't fully recover until near the end of the season. And how can you be a villain if you're all bandaged and unable to move properly?"
"...But what if he decides to return in crutches? Who'll be the recurring baddie until then?"
(As Chey and Ford walk by, Someone in traditional Gallifreyan robes◊ follows them. His face is obscured.)
"Ford, do you have that feeling you're being followed?"
"Now that you mentioned it, yes."
(Ford turns around and sees the person in Gallifreyan robes, since it's dark, Chey and Ford can't see his face.)
"You may not know me, but I certainly know both of you... I've come from the future, in my dimension, to warn you about Captain Fussenpepper..."
"Eh?"
"Oh yes... I can't stay long, but I must tell you about his plans real quick. He's plotting on taking over the world.. He's controlling the minds of those people; The cult leader, the henchmen, those two women... When the time comes, when you find all those objects... You'll get it, The ultimate prize. Use it to defeat Fussenpepper..."
"Ah. What's your name?"
"...Songbird. I prefer to be called the Songbird."
"How come we can't see your face?"
"No, no, please. I can't show you my face right now... All will be revealed when the time comes. Goodbye."
(The Songbird then turns around and goes back, vanishing in a flash of light.)
"Songbird... Huh."
"That voice sounds incredibly familiar. Anyways, let's find the others."

edited 12th Apr '18 6:06:55 PM by EeveeGirlChey

"Waghh! Leggo of me!"

-Revenge squirmed, unintentionally being cyoot as heck.-

(Junon watches Berserker/Hercules chase after Tsunku and sighs.)

Medusa/Rider: (summons the original Pegasus and leaps on it) Hop aboard!

Junon: Okay...? (leaps onto Pegasus, who chases after Berserker and Tsunku)

edited 12th Apr '18 8:51:23 PM by josh6243

"Oh, there's Junon! Time to activate the motor skates."
"Motor skates?!"
(Chey pulls out another remote from her bag as well as two pairs of what looks like roller-skates and gives a pair to Ford.)
"Here, put these on."
(Chey and Ford quickly get their skates on and carefully stood up. Chey then uses the remote to turn the skates on. They caught up with Junon alright, because those skates sent the two aliens flying!)

(Medusa waves at the two aliens while she's steering the flying horse towards the rampaging Berserker. Luckily, she's blindfolded, so she won't petrify anyone around here.)

Medusa/Rider: Are you friends of this foxy girl?

Melody: -squeezes revenge tighter-

But you're just too cuute!

-Crazy!Melody appears for some reason from behind a building-

Crazy!Melody: Too cute to live,you mean...

-grabs revenge and tries to squeeze him to death-

"Okay, this is about enough."

-Revenge pulls a Desert Eagle out of... Hammerspace? and points it directly at Crazy!Melody's head. He manages to wheeze out:-

"Let go... Of the penguin. Now."

Crazy!Melody: But you're too cute! But fine, I'll let you go for now. But I shall return to destroy you! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

-leaves-

edited 13th Apr '18 5:06:18 AM by QuantumMelody29

(Chey and Ford finally catches up with Tales. Chey then turns off their skates and takes her pair off, with Ford following suit afterwards.)
"Well, that was one heck of a ride. I'll need to tweak the skates a bit."
"Yeah, they definitely need tweaking alright...."

(bump)
"I think we should talk about that Songbird person we met back there."
"Yeah. Judging from the shadow, He had Gallifreyan robes on."
"So that could make him a Time Lord. You know, I could've sworn I heard that voice somewhere before. Although that voice sounded more... How do you put it?"
"Aged, mature."
"Now, how about his warning about Fussenpepper. Is the Songbird really being honest about him? Is he really controlling the minds of all of those baddies we encountered?"
"Hmm, don't really know, I'm afraid... Wait a moment, Do you think Fussenpepper might be controlling So- No, no... That's kinda impossible. Hmm, What about the 'ultimate prize' that the Songbird mentioned that we'd need to beat Fussenpepper? Could it be a weapon of some sort?"
"Well like the Songbird said, All will be revealed when the time comes."

Melody: Well, what are we waiting for?! Let's get a move on or I'll tell you guys another story!

Medusa: (cringes) I've heard enough of those from Perseus. Lead the way.

(Junon's trying her best to hold onto Medusa's Pegasus. She's clearly frightened.)

"By the way, Where's Tales and Tsunku? Are they having seven minutes in heaven or something?"

Junon: I dunno. Last time I checked, they were being chased by Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome over there. (Points at Berserker/Hercules)

Melody: Aww, but I have this really good one where....

-begins gross story-

(Tales interuppts Melody so frequently that not a single word of the story is told.)

"Ah, there you are, Tales. We were looking for you. Anyways, you won't believe what happened while Ford and I were walking! Well, you see...."
(And so, Chey and Ford tell Tales about the Songbird, his warning about Fussenpepper, and everything else while they were walking.)

Crazy!Melody: -runs up to the group-

I'm back! Hehehe...

Melody: What are you doing here?

Crazy!Melody: I've been following your little penguin friend there. Waiting for an opportunity to cuddle him to death... Hahahhahahaha!

(Cue commercial break. This time, It's a commercial for, well, pasta.)
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RANDOM GUY: "Pasta?"
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RANDOM GUY: "Ooooh, Pasta actually sounds good right now. Thanks! I now know what I could do for dinner thanks to you."
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SECOND ANNOUNCER: "This message has been brought to you by the Pasta Appreciation Council."

(bump)

I'm not entirely sure what's going on right now. Is there a place I could re-enter without causing too much trouble?

edited 16th Apr '18 8:43:35 PM by TropesForever

(Basically, we learned the exact reason why Tsunku gender swapped.)

(And also, Sonny Sunflora's written out for now and I made up a character who would be a BIG help in the final episodes of this season, He's only known as the Songbird. I'll send PMs to y'all.)

-cut back to the group-

Crazy!Melody: Hello? Why is no one noticing mee?? I know I'm no reccuring villain, but can you please pay attention to mee? Senpai??

"Senpai?! Oh, sweet mother of Rassilon!"
(cue canned laughter)