Tropers: The Series

“What man? Don’t you dare lay a finger on my friends!”

"Not you, the-"

-Whoever Revenge was attacking, or was going to attack, was gone.-

"What the hell? I'm sorry, I seem to be mistaken. I could have sworn I saw a pair of girls harassing some man, chasing him out of the bathroom, but I guess I was wrong."

"Oh, few. Thank goodness that wasn't me. Otherwise it would have ended up like the time..."

Melody started to recall another story.

(Someone could interrupt her)

(Cut to a close-up of Clone!Robin's face)
"Uhhhh, fellas?!"
(Zoom out to reveal the young ladies are now smooching all over Clone!Robin, messing his hair up, and trying their hardest to rip his clothes off.)
"OH HEEEEEEEEEEECK NO!"
(Chey then proceeds to yank the ladies off of Clone!Robin and holds him tightly.)
"Are you alright, Robin?"
"I-I guess so..."
(Cue Ford using a broom to shoo the ladies out of the shop.)
"Is he alright?"
"I think so, He's a bit shaken up."

-The ladies stumble back to where Revenger stands, and, well, have you ever heard of Steely Dan? No? Exactly.-

Fussenpepper patrols the area and sees Melody.

“.....It looks like i’m bringing two ladies to Sonny tonight.”

"Let me see, did they try to hurt you?"
(Chey checks Clone!Robin thoroughly)
"They messed up my hair a lot and tried to rip my clothes up, And they were kissing me all over..."
(Clone!Robin sniffles)
"Shhhhh, it's alright... It's all over now."
(Chey then holds Clone!Robin close as he starts to cry on her shoulder.)
"I bet that Sunflora must've sent those ladies over here."
"Yeah, Things would've turned a lot worse if it wasn't for us, Ford. Shhhh... It's okay, Robin... Just let it all out..."
(Chey then kisses Clone!Robin's forehead as he cries a bit louder.)

edited 4th Apr '18 7:55:50 PM by EeveeGirlChey

(bump. Cut to Sonny at his lair, still mourning over how he lost the golf game. The two ladies return to his lair.)
SONNY "Oh, hey... Did ya get him?"
"No, that Time Lady person you told us about yanked us off of him and that Betelgeusian shooed us off."
"....We got a bit out of hand trying to get him"
SONNY: "What do you mean?"
"We kissed him all over and tried to rip up his turtleneck! It was fun."
SONNY: "What the heck?! I said kidnap him not assault him! Good lord, It's no wonder Chey and Ford did what they did... I may be a evil little flower but not that evil... I swear, you're both manically lustful and should be absolutely ashamed of yourselves. God, I thought I'd never say this but I actually feel sorry for that Robin clone right now, He's probably bent out of shape over what y'all have done! Y'all's first day as henchwomen and you already goofed it up."
(The two henchwomen bow their heads in shame and slowly leave the room. Cue next scene)

edited 4th Apr '18 8:12:12 PM by EeveeGirlChey

(cut back to Melody who was still telling her potentially gross story story)

"So he was like, quit it you kids! So we were all like..."

edited 5th Apr '18 12:05:16 AM by QuantumMelody29

-Currently examining the logic behind said story, becoming more and more distressed-

Melody finished telling the story.

"So yeah. Crazy, right?"

(Ford just looks unamused while Chey is still consoling Clone!Robin, whose cries are now reduced to soft whimpers.)
"Oh boy, What a great story. I can't wait for the next installment of Melody's Tales. Anyways, Chey, is Robin alright now?"
"I guess so, He's just whimpering and he's not shaking as badly. I'll have to take him to my TARDIS, so you're gonna have to take my place."
"Oh. Where is your TARDIS anyway?"
(Chey pulls out her Stattenheim remote control, whistles, and summons her TARDIS. She opens her door, picks up Clone!Robin, goes in, and says...)
"I'll return!"
(...before shutting the door and dematerializing, Leaving Ford with the Tropers)

Melody bowed theatrically, apparently ignoring Chey's sarcasm.

"Aww, thanks! Do you want to hear another one? How about this one where I was in a beach but then a sewer pipe burst and..."

edited 5th Apr '18 1:44:07 PM by QuantumMelody29

"No, no, that'll be all. Anyways, I'm taking over while Chey is taking care of her pet Robin Gibb clone. Now I think it's about time we stop fooling around and look for whatever we're here in Greece for."

"What was it again? Wait, I could have sworn Dr. Fussenpepper was here a couple minutes ago."

edited 5th Apr '18 2:04:59 PM by QuantumMelody29

"Well, I don't know where Tales is at... Didn't that note he read say that we must "Find out Socrates's greatest, or you will be sent to the shades of Hades"? Zarquon, I'm already missing Chey..."
(Cue audience going "Awwwww....")
"We're not dating, do you hear me? We're NOT dating."

"Yeah. You're not dating, and I'm the manliest man there is!"

-Star Berseker reveals that she can talk, only saying:-

"Well, part of our fusion is Jotaro."

"Yeah, yeah, pipe it down."

"Hmm, I guess we will have to go to where Socrates lived!

...Anyone know where that is?"

"In ancient Athens, I guess. That was where you, Chey, Robin, and I were actually gonna go explore."

"Yup, just looked it up! So, what are we waiting for?"

"I guess I'll tag along, if only because I have nothing else to do. Plus, I keep on ending up in these areas anyway, like the universe wants me to join you guys."

"After can we visit some of the islands?"

(cut to Chey in her room inside the TARDIS, Clone!Robin is sleeping in Chey's bed while she sits at a nearby chair watching him.)
"He's finally resting... Thank Rassilon."
(But just when Chey says it, Clone!Robin starts whimpering again)
"Robin? Robin, are you okay?"
(Chey then gets up on the bed)
"Robin, You're having a nightmare!"
(Robin wakes up with a yelp, Chey then holds him close)
"...C-Chey?"
"I'm here, Robin. I'm here..."
"You are aware I am pretty much grown, aren't you?"
"I don't care."
(Clone!Robin simply just wraps his arms around Chey.)
"Where's Ford?"
"Took my spot so I could keep a eye on you."
"Oh... Should we find them?"
"Actually, that's a swell idea. Come on."
(cut to Ford and the Tropers, who are now at ancient Athens. Chey's TARDIS then dematerializes. Chey and Clone!Robin step out)
"Well, look who decided to rejoin. How did you find us?"
"Your pendant's connected to this here tracking device, which displays the coordinates of where the pendant is at. You can guess what happened next." (Chey pulls the tracking device out from her bag)

"Aww, I was hoping to have a siesta before I got here."

"That's a pretty neat contraption. I guess."

-Revenger motioned towards the tracker.-