Tropers: The Series

JOKER: Errrr. GUYS? Is still on the sphinx

edited 6th Mar '18 11:45:48 PM by Joker45654

Melody: Hello? I'm still here! Please can I join you guys?

Revenge: DYNAMIC ENTRY!

-Revenge jumps in from out of fricking nowhere and attempts to get Joker off the sphinx... only to miss and plummet face-first into the sand. So much for that plan...-

edited 7th Mar '18 6:47:09 AM by DefRevenge24601

"Of course you can join us. No need to yell, kid."

After replying to the cat girl, Junon casually snaps her fingers. Some of the sand clusters onto the sphinx's back, and a sand golem materializes. The golem attempts to rescue Joker before it's too late.

While this is going on, Junon spots Revenge, and attempts to help the Popuko^note Revenge look-a-like up.

-Revenge is helped up.-

"Thanks."

-Revenge doesn't really know why he's now a 14-year old girl that has more gag-based power than needed, but he did know that he needed a change of clothes.-

edited 7th Mar '18 8:14:26 AM by DefRevenge24601

Melody: Wait. Why do you look like me?

Revenge: Huh? Who are you talking to?

The sand golum appears next to Joker. He then jumps... only to splat on the ground.

-Revenge gets a splendid idea. At that moment, a barrage of middle fingers, almost like a Stand Rush, hit the sphinx, completely independent of Revenge's movements.-

Junon checks on Joker and attempts to cast a healing spell on him.

(It’s no use. He’s still alive, but too far away. He’s in the hole lol)

watches from a safe distance

Junon notices she's not in her usual human form and changes back. For some reason, she has fox ears.

"I guess I copied you by accident. Sorry about that."

Junon creates a magical hand and sends it over to the hole in an attempt at plucking Joker out.

“I’m surprised you weren’t mistaken for Anubis by now.” Tales says to Juron.

"I didn't even notice, to be honest."

-Revenge shrugs.-

"Because he's a jackal and I'm a fox, I think?"

Speaking of Anubis, Junon accidentally thinks about the jackal god, causing her to change into a jackal girl by accident.

"Dang it..."

“When the gadzooks and gadzoinks did that become a thing?”

"You know the rule: If it exists, there will always be a cute girl version."

Junon thinks about her usual human form, and changes back. This time, she resumes her quest to find an entrance to the pyramids.

“Fussenpepper made an entrance when he exploded on the pyramids.”

"Yeah, he did. Will the burial chamber be intact?"

Junon starts searching for the burial chamber in the pyramid ruins.

(Chey and Ford are simply walking and holding flashlights)
"Gaaaah, It's times like this how I wish my feet weren't as flat as a pancake. Speaking of pancakes, I'm hungry."
"Don't you think of anything that isn't related to food?"
(Title slide appears saying "Meanwhile in Chey's Mind...", cue a short sequence of Chey, Tales, Junon, and Joker lip-syncing Mamma Mia in a recreation of that song's music video.)
"You don't wanna know."

JOKER: .

JOKER: .

JOKER: .

JOKER: wakes up and groans Where am I?

Joker may find a statue of a thirsty pharaoh holding a straw right in front of him◊.

JOKER: Who are you?

The statue speaks up. "I am Mr. Khamen. Who dares enter this tomb?"