Tropers: The Series

(Zombie Tsunku lunges at the Gibb Bros, knocking over a camera in the process. She gives both a nasty bite on the shoulder.)

(Robin and Maurice get up a few moments later. They were now infected.)
"Tacooooooo..."
"Tac-no... Cheeeeeeey."
(Maurice slaps Robin.)
"No, we love Taco. Chey is a idiot who'll raise our taxes."
"No, she won't..."
"Yeah... Taco for mayor!"
(Maurice then exits backstage and joins the audience, leaving Robin alone, confused, and very unwell. He throws up for a solid minute before making his exit from backstage and his entrance in the audience.)

Mo gets it! I’ll have to teach you a lesson sometime, Robin. Anyways.....

(Tsunku picks up a protest sign reading “Taco for Mayor” and waves it around.)

"Nah. I OUGHT TO BE MAYOR I ACCIDENTALLY SENT A PM TO THE PRESIDENT AIN'T THAT RELATABLE?"

Knife jumps onto Playing, lunging her jaws at his neck and arms.

(Back in the audience, Maurice gives Robin a sign saying "TACO BADGER 2020: MAKE TROPESBURG GREAT AGAIN" on it.)
"C'mon, Rob! Show off your pride for our future mayor."
(Robin gives the sign back to Maurice and holds up a sign saying "GIVE A WHAM, GIVE A BAM, AND DO GIVE A DAMN FOR CHEYANNE PREFECT".)
"You're making a big mistake. Haven't you seen that article about how Chey will implant microchips in baked goods?"
"But that's crazy, she wouldn't do that..."
"But she could. She was always great with technology. She's also planning on installing speakers that blast "Ram Ranch" on repeat after 10 PM, which will be our new curfew, and imposing a war on Christmas!"
"That's absolutely false, she's a massive Christmas fanatic... She's already set up the Christmas tree in her TARDIS and will set the one in the apartment up when we all go home."
"Have you been watching Tropey News? Yuck, I wouldn't touch them. They spout off nothing but garbage."
"We live with her, Maurice."
"Well, we deserve a brighter future under Taco. Now, are you with me or are you not?"
"I-I don't know... I don't know who I'm gonna vote for now. From how you're talking, it seems though Tropesburg is gonna be screwed either way..."
(Maurice takes Robin's hand and chomps on it.)
"MAURICE!"
"Vote for Taco!"
"I-"
"Vote for Taco if you value our town, our economy, and our safety."
(Robin breaks down sobbing. On stage, Chey hears the all too familiar crying.)
"What the smeg?!"
(Maurice throws a tomato at Chey and booes at her.)
"TACO FOR MAYOR!"
".....oh dear smegging Rassilon, no."
(Chey trembles upon seeing that her beloved twins had become zombies.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Oct 28th 2020 at 10:40:08 AM

“You heard it here first folks. Chey’s own children don’t believe their mother would make a weak candidate!”

(A tear goes down Chey's cheek.)
"As much as the idea of giving up now sounds,"
"GOOD, YOU OUGHT TO! Come on, Robin! All this patriotism and rooting for Taco has got me hungry for some tacos."
(Maurice takes Robin by the hand and drags him out.)
"....I've come so far here, so I will have to keep going. So, what will you be doing to help the homeless people in our town, Taco? And will you be working towards giving aliens, robots, and Pokemon better rights?"

Elena is facing a lot of angry moms "Hey! Hey, it's not my fault your babies are flammable! I just confiscated them, I'll give them back after they're done in there!"

"Elena, be my VM!"

A floating brown haired human walks onto the cold pavement of the election, silent as a muffin. He seems to be somewhat human, but something seems off, almost like he's a husk that could be filled by various consciousnesses. Carrying a cat, he begins to talk.

"Hello everyone, I am Hat Thief, I like long 'walks' on the beach and I seem to have played too much alcohol and such, because there is many multiple colored hairs and orange jackets. And that only happens when I drink expired milk past 4:00. So uh... What is this place?"

Edited by SmallLightProductions on Oct 29th 2020 at 8:28:08 AM

"Debate room. We discuss why the people should vote for us, and have big-ass orgies over Taco."

"OH MY GOD EVERYONE'S DYING!"

Soon, many people in the audience start contracting the virus, and one zombie lunges at Dookie.

"This is not good. A canidate has died, and so has Knife. Let's ski-daddle."

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Oct 30th 2020 at 10:09:12 AM

"Hmm, I suspected this would happen," I say from the safety of the apartment, where I am watching the debate on TV and munching loudly on popcorn.

"Popcorn, anyone?" I offer some to whoever decided to stay with me.

"I mean, I dunno about you, but he's definitely got the undead's support. The dead can vote, right?"

"They shouldn't!"

(Meanwhile, at the nearby Taco Bell, Maurice scarfs down six Doritos Locos Tacos while Robin sips on a Baja Blast Mountain Dew and eschews his Crunchwrap.)
"This is nasty..."
"Hey, eat your Crunchwrap! That's some good stuff."
(Robin trembles as he picks up the Crunchwrap and takes a bite.)
"Good, ain't it?"
"...I guess."
(Meanwhile, Ford was locked up in the Chey Bus, watching the debate on one of the bus TVs while hiding from the zombies. It had broken his heart to see the twins turned into zombies and his wife's confidence starting to sink. A couple zombies then start banging on the locked doors outside.)
"Tacoooooooo!"
"Oh, what the photon?!"
"Tacoooooo!"
(Ford rushes to the control panel and grabs hold of the intercom.)
"I DON'T HAVE MEXICAN FOOD, GO AWAY!"
(The zombies start getting aggressive. More zombies join the pair and start beating on the windows.)
"Oh, Belgium!"
(Back at the debate...)

Dookie and Jimmy get up to leave the debate.

(Back over at the Taco Bell, Robin and Maurice were leaving. Maurice had bought ten taco party packs for the road and was already eating one of them. Robin was limping his way out while clutching his head.)
"Mmmm, tacos..."
(Robin starts gagging.)
"Oi, what's the matter?"
(Robin then proceeds to throw up everything he's ate at Taco Bell as well as some blood.)
"What the hell? Jesus, Robin. Do you want some more tacos to make you feel better?"
"N-no."
(Robin then collapses and starts screaming in pain.)
"Have it your way then."
(Maurice then eats another taco.)

Knife runs up to the debate stage with multiple jars of salsa. While the debate is going on, she writes "TACO" on the wall behind the mayoral candidates with the salsa. It...kinda looks like blood.

"That's...not ominous"

Avie snuggles Delilah tightly against her

(Delilah starts crying. She's really starting to miss her parents.)

"Awwww sweetie you're okay.. your mum should be back soon"

Avie takes off Delilah's wig and starts rocking her. She also tries offering her a rattle

"Oh! Hang on!"

Avie touches the necklace to signal Chey

Edited by Aveyond on Nov 3rd 2020 at 9:28:44 PM

(Delilah calms down some, but she was still a bit sad. Meanwhile, zombies were still messing with the Chey Bus over tacos. Ford was brandishing his gunstick.)
"Bloody hell, those zombies aren't going to calm down!"
(Maurice walks through the zombies and starts throwing tacos at them.)
"There! Happy?"
(The zombies then try and catch the tacos while Robin limps by. He falls, but picks himself back up and tries to catch up with his twin. Ford watches all this through the window.)
"Robin!"
(Ford then takes his phone out and makes a call. Back at the debate...)
"Hello?"
"Chey, it's Ford. I'm still stuck in the bus. I just saw the twins go by. I-I don't know how to put this but-"
"I know, they're zombies. Maurice was just heckling me not too long ago."
"Well, Robin, he's... I don't think his body is taking the zombie virus well at all."
(Beat.)
"I'll be right there."
(Chey hangs up, promptly exits the debate, and makes her way to the Chey Bus while the zombies were still distracted. Ford unlocks the door, Chey gets in and closes it back, and gives Ford a big kiss.)
"I could give ten flying smegs about the debate or even the election anymore. This is more important."
(Meanwhile, Robin had managed to catch up with Maurice.)
"There you are."
(Robin throws up again.)
"Christ, are you alright?"
"I'll live..."
"I hope so!"
(Robin sees a glowing sign in the distance. It was a yellow D with the words "DcMonald's" in a green rectangle below it. Robin starts making his way towards wherever the sign was.)
"Oi, come back here!"
(Maurice follows Robin. Meanwhile at the bus, Chey picks up Avie's signal from the necklace. She presses a button and starts speaking into it.)
"Aveyond! Anything alright?"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Nov 3rd 2020 at 5:35:19 AM

"We're okay! Little ones missing you a whole heap though.. how fast can you get here?"

Avie continues to snuggle little Delilah