Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco kicks down the door to his room upon hearing RDJ’s name.
“HO HO HO, SO ROBERT DOWNEY JUNIOR THINKS HE CAN MATCH THE TALENT OF ME... Well well well... we’ll see who’s the better thespian! Our battle will be legendary!”
Huzzah
the cake is an alternative fact
"Oh, right. Well, I guess I look forward to it!"
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
"Now, Taco, it's not a competition. We're all going to show Mr. Junior the utmost respect, and make use of our most seasoned sucking-up skills."
Edited by TropesForever on Jun 28th 2020 at 6:58:48 PM
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
“You don’t understand Tropes, this goes back a long time. It was between me and him for the lead role in The Singing Detective, but the director gives it to him of course. Earlier this year I tried to take that weird Australian girl’s script about the farting dragon and make it a movie, only for Dolittle to come out right then! And as if the cheek of it wasn’t enough, I was set to star in a gripping biographical legal drama about Roe v. Wade called Iron Man 3, and just to spite me, he steals the damn title!“
“But now, as I outdo him, I will finally win over my rival...”
Huzzah
"...Alright, I'll give you The Singing Detective, but the other two aren't really the same target audience, in my opinion."
the cake is an alternative fact
"Well, with Iron Man I think it's less about the target audience and more about him outright stealing the title."
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
“Exactly! He stole the name, and that’s what gets butts in seats. So I’ll be glad to see his smug face today...”
Huzzah
"Fair enough, but then, Jack Frost (1998) did become a universally beloved family holiday classic despite the existence of Jack Frost (1997)."
Semain Calm
"If it makes you feel better, I personally think Iron Man is overrated. So when is he coming? We should probably make this place look nice for him. I mean, he is one of the most famous actors and this place isn't exactly luxurious."
As Knife says this, a sink behind her explodes.
Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Jun 28th 2020 at 6:04:36 AM
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
"Oh jeez, not again."
Tropes uses the sack of money to plug the hole.
the cake is an alternative fact
"Oh no, Tropes! That's our betting money!"
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Most Anonymous Anon
Elena is watching the news before she turns to Afters "Can't we take out some of that heist money? That is, unless where we kept them exploded too"
She chuckles and turns back to the news
NEWS GUY: Hi, I'm Newt Infogive from Troperia news department today with a lump nice, creamy good news!" (He shuffles his papers) Today, the mystery surrounding the many deaths on Swervy Highway was finally resolved thanks to four teens and a talking hamster that probably shouldn't even be there or snooping around legally!"
The news show a picture of four teens running across the highway.
NEWT: Anyways! These meddling kids uncovered that the murderer of the Swervy Highway deaths was none other than the 45 year old truck, Truck Kun who is awaiting judgement in the Court of Car. This is Newt Infogive from Troperia News! Back to you, Karen
Elena grins "Finally! I was wondering why so many cure girls died on Swervy Highway but it all makes sense now. I have to find those kids sometime and probably ask if they play D&D"
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
the cake is an alternative fact
"Strange, I would have thought jaywalking on the swervy highway would've killed them."
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Semain Calm
Knife jumps onto the couch and starts watching the news as well, listening to a bit about a nearby arson. "Wait, a heist? Is that when we got all this money? I just assumed we printed it."
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
A distant scream can be heard. The ceiling crashes as Kay falls through the ceiling on a Warp Star, which smashes into many smaller stars on impact. Kay lands on her face.
"Oh lord... I paid good money for that. I'm sorry for missing whatever happened so far!"
Edited by KingOfStickers on Jun 28th 2020 at 12:33:38 PM
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Avie walks through the door, exhausted
"I had to give a god damn Karen a makeover. So. Much. Cheetah. Print. I don't even know how I got paid for it when she picked out 99% of it"
She collapses on the couch
Semain Calm
"that sucks, avie." Knife picks up the roomba screaming for human blood. "you want me to give her this vengance roomba?"
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Kay plops down on a seperate couch. "Should I be saying what happened to me...? Well, I was kind of running all over the place looking for jobs when I got the message and got held up by some people who wanted my wand so... Yeah."
Edited by KingOfStickers on Jun 28th 2020 at 12:36:05 PM
Your local Princess!
"Please do. So what have I missed?"
She is muffled by the couch
Semain Calm
"Damn Kay, that sucks. But anyways, Robbie Downy Junior or whatever is coming to us becase apparently Tropes paid him? I'm a little fuzzy on the details, I just walked in on bags of money in the apartment."
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
the cake is an alternative fact
"Yall got jobs?" I say, as I'm suddenly lying down on the couch, covered in cheetoh dust, with empty mountain dew cans all over the place, playing a first person shooter video game.
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Kay raises an eyebrow. "...Is he coming in as Iron Man?"
"And no, After. I don't have a job."
Edited by KingOfStickers on Jun 28th 2020 at 12:39:08 PM
Semain Calm
"My job," Knife says, "is selling robotic novelty bullshit to people on the internet."
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Your local Princess!
"I think you can already tell what my job is. Styling. Has it's highs and lows. Also RDJR, hmm? I'm.. actually surprised"
"Collecting this, mostly." Tropes says as he holds the bag close to him.