Oh Captain!~
Her screen goes back to normal, but with a more pissed off face.
">:( Excuse me sir, I'm not the one interviewing someone without their consent and asking stupid-ass questions. You're the real dickweed here, you legendary Organic Annoying Dickweed."
She's again interrupted, this time by Elena. She glares at Elena before focusing her attention back on Steve.
Edited by CustardAndPie on Mar 1st 2020 at 2:16:45 PM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Not Sherlock Holmes
”Psst. Get out of here. I don’t speak to toast peddlers. Now, where was I? Ah, yes. I’m sorry, I would have thought you were talking down to the legendary Steve Segue, host of a million cancelled pilot shows and one successful show. But that can’t be me! I’m above all else! Get out of my sight. Man, if I have to interview another dickweed, I’ll have to nickname this wretched hive “Dickweed City”.”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Real Wild Child
[Hayley is riding by on a scooter, wearing a unicorn hoodie]
One Nation Under WiFi
Most Anonymous Anon
Elena gets offended "Hey! Tropesburg is a wonderful place! Be glad you at least get to appear on a VERY successful show! Also my toasts are beautiful, thank you" She huffs and crosses her arms.
She waves to Hayley "Heya! Wanna buy a toast? Just for a dollar!"
Edited by ElenaOkami on Mar 1st 2020 at 7:21:50 PM
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Not Sherlock Holmes
”Excuse me, unicorn kid. A moment of your time?”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Oh Captain!~
"Yeah, you better get out!" she shouts as Steve leaves.
"Now, where was I?" she says, turning back to the beleaguered employee, "Oh yeah, I can't even get 12 GB of hard drive space!"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Real Wild Child
Hayley: Yeah? What do you want, mister?
One Nation Under WiFi
Not Sherlock Holmes
”Alright. We have a Little Kid. They are quite temperamental, although they can be tamed with candy. Hey, Little Miss Fortune, wanna wheatgrass-flavored peppermint?”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Heya there! I'm West.
West is doing some godly stuff in the corner.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Not Sherlock Holmes
”HEY! If you break that camera with your godly powers, Ancient Mystical Spirit of Chinese Something, you owe me a new one!”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Real Wild Child
Hayley: Umm... I'm sorry, but my momma told me not to take anything from strangers because they might be pedophiles. I don't know what that is, but doesn't sound like a good thing.
Edited by AndyLA on Mar 1st 2020 at 5:33:09 PM
One Nation Under WiFi
Most Anonymous Anon
Elena nods "Well said Hayley! Make this guy a stranger forever ok?"
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Not Sherlock Holmes
”I’m not a pedo! I’m a reporter!”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
An Angler Fish in a wheelbarrow sees Segue talking to the child, and rolls up.
“Excuse me, little kid. Is this adult bothering you?”
Huzzah
Heya there! I'm West.
West uses her magic jade to throw a rock to the reporters, Technically not Ancient Chinese Magic, it’s just Gemworld stuff. then disappears into a portal.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Real Wild Child
Hayley: Oh! Okay then.
[turns to anglerfish dude, pointing to Steve] He said he's gonna give me candy!
Edited by AndyLA on Mar 1st 2020 at 5:36:49 PM
One Nation Under WiFi
Heya there! I'm West.
West returns for a single second to shout “HAYLEY NO”.
Edited by JTTWlover on Mar 1st 2020 at 9:35:48 PM
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Not Sherlock Holmes
”But I really do have candy! Look!”
(Steve frantically pulls out the wheatgrass candy.)
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
“Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to step away from the child, and please leave this community,” the angler fish dictates in a surprisingly authoritative tone.
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
(Steve pulls out a harpoon gun from his Useful Wildlife Hunting Arsenal.)
”Back down, or be gutted! I am Steve Segue, golden boy of Bottom of the Barrel Television!”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Most Anonymous Anon
“Yeah! Do your National Geographic Shtiz on some other town!” She throws toast at the Interviewer
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
“You have no shame... get out of here you pervert!”
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
”Alright, I know when I’m not wanted.”
(Steve leaves the town, but then comes back in a trenchcoat and funny nose glasses.)
”My name is Boris Krinkle. I was wondering, where is the nearest convenience store?”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Real Wild Child
[Hayley snatches a couple of candy canes while the adults are, er, talking, and skeedaddles off on her scooter]
Hayley: Thank you, mister! Byeee!
[as she pulls away, she tries one out and...]
Blech! This sucks! [throws all the canes away, including the one she sucked on, before scooting away]
One Nation Under WiFi
Elena is selling toast nearby and notices the commotion. She walks up to the interviewer and Custard
"HEY! Want some toast? I got buttered toast, burnt toast, digital toast and emotional toast.. For the price of a dollar! I don't care which, but it has to be a dollar!"
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?