ITT: We Have All Become Pokémon

"'Ey, I walked all the way over here from Hoard! They'd better make it worth it!"

Meanwhile, Bash narrows his eyes at Dana, seeming like she's getting flustered. "Bashamo..." he says, doing a 'got my eyes on you' gesture. He turns to Max, expecting to be asked what he means, only to notice her looking at the Gardevoir standing in the middle of the group. She puts her hands on her hips and cocks her head at him, obviously intrigued by him.

"ANYWAYS... I suppose it's time we got our asses into town. Look around for this barkeep. If nothing else, I hope he'll at least put up a freakin' fight for the information!" Lars says, trying and failing to crack his knuckles, before beginning to wander off vaguely in the direction Jani gave the first time. He ignores Mila's remark on having 'changed back then', assuming she was talking about her previous evolution.

"I guess so. I wonder why this happened, but no use dwelling on it, huh? It sort of becomes a new normal, though I guess since it all happened at once for me..."

Mila moves in with the rest of the group, still unaware of the trouble she might be causing. However, the lies from Jani seem to clue her in that something might be going on.

"But anyways! Who are these people here?"

"We can talk about it later, hopefully." Finley turns back to the group about to leave.

"And I'll say it again, I really would not get your hopes up about humans. Like, statistically speaking, the possibility of all of them being fight crazy is pretty impossible. Just saying..."

"I've always been a male, no matter how much I've evolved."

I actually dreamed last night(?) that all of the male Pokémon here evolved and became female in the process. Even I did, and I became a Tsareena for some reason. Isn't that weird?

edited 28th Jun '17 5:38:41 PM by kablammin45

"Uhh... sorry to inform you, but we are not as powerful as the legends say. The most powerful weapon humans have is a Bomb that can kill entire countries. No lazers."

I then proceed to say this in a cheerful voice: "Or we could steal your personal information using computers."

What is wrong with me?

edited 28th Jun '17 5:42:18 PM by chianticat10

"Yeah, yeah, whatever y'say. Come back to me when y'got a master's degree in human mythology studies or... whatever it is they issue at school nowadays," Lars says, waving off the denial of extreme power given by Wrench and Finley. And of course not really listening to the whole 'country-destroying bombs' thing.

"Well, that's... good ta know..." Max mutters to herself as she follows Lars, sort-of responding to the Gardevoir. Naturally, the shirt-wearing Blaziken thwacks her on the shoulder to get her attention soon after - of course, it didn't hurt very much given her species' composition.

"Basham."

"What?"

"Bash... amo. Bashamo?"

"Don't be stupid. I never said or implied anythin' o' the sort."

Pretty soon, the trio were almost out of sight, making a beeline for Orichalcum. But before they left, Lars turned back to the others and said...

"There's just ooooone itsy bitsy teeny li'l thing I gotta say before we leave, though. If I... egh, we find out y'all are lyin', we will come back for your disrespectful hides! Ya got that? Good! Lars, son of Merqury, is out! Remember that name!" he said, pointing forcefully at the group

And with that, they departed. Though Max did find herself hesitating to catch another look at that Gardevoir.

edited 28th Jun '17 5:44:30 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

"Oh, shut the fuck up, Porygon."

"I don't know anything about humans," Cyk lies.

"I have a name! Y'know! Just call me Wrench from now on."

edited 28th Jun '17 5:46:42 PM by chianticat10

Mila turns to the others and expresses her worries about the recently departed group.

"I, uhh, don't really feel too good about those guys. Why were they so willing to fight? They didn't seem irrationally angry like Dras-Il mentioned. Anyways, what were you doing while PJ and I were gone? Clearly Finley evolved, somehow."

"Well, I'd say my exception to the no fighting rule is if we're threatened with our lives, or we're mutually agreeing to beat each other up for betterment. Jani and I... kinda sorta did the latter."

"Hmmm......"

"I wonder, if I Mega-Evolve, will I become female? Hopefully not."

"Wait a minute!" Andy cut through, having remained silent for quite a while. "Was I hot as a girl?"

*turns to Mila* Yep, a bunch of us were just sparring. I mean, I was a mess...no, I still AM a mess. I don't want to be useless in a fight.

*Jani then turns to Finley* We might want to get out ASAP if we have a pacifism rule, because those guys will probably come back.

edited 28th Jun '17 5:52:40 PM by sarysa

"I think Finley was the only victim of a gender change during evolution... It won't happen to you."

"Okay, if someone is beating us up, we can fight back. But don't kill 'em, and don't go out of our way to start fights".

I think Andy was asking me about my dream...

(To Andy) You...uh...you weren't in it for very long. (I feel that he'll get mad if I tell him that he was kicked into a lake in said dream.)

edited 28th Jun '17 5:56:46 PM by kablammin45

"I agree, it would be for the best if we left this area before they come back."

( I turn to the Cherrim and their crew)

You guys cool?

"Although that Machoke was nice....did I say too much",Cyk blushes a bit.

"Well, whatever. They aren't getting a fight out of us, so they better be cool with us. Should we head back to the Frau?" Finley suggests.

"Sure."

Mila nods in assent

"Yeah, I think we should probably ask her about the surrounding area before we take off. Plus, I think we still might be missing some people. And, well, you know I don't want to leave anyone behind."

Mila laughs weakly, trying not to think of all the trouble she caused on the previous days because of that. It was all in the past, right?

Aren't they going to Orichalcum? We'll definitely run into them if we go there.

Maybe we should get out of here and go somewhere else...?