why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
The guy is is being brainwashed into killing people and the only way to stop it is to make him fall from a height, and there's a few mattresses down there.
The hero is destroying a friend's office work.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
His friend is planning to quit her job in a cool and dramatic way, and the hero is joining her in this
The hero is kicking down a kid's sandcastle
"Leftover items still have value!"
. . . in order to reveal a better life-sized sand castle made for the kid!
The hero has been crowned ruler of the evil empire on live tv!
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
He proceeds to announce that the Empire is dissolved into various republics, and he's stepping down immediately.
The hero is attempting to crash the Earth into another planet!
As it turns out, the "Earth" was an evil version, and they were crashing it into an uninhabited planet.
The Hero punches their wife in the face!
Get heckin crabbed
It's the only cure to the deadly disease the villain gave her.
The hero tears out his friend's heart and shows it to him!
edited 19th Aug '17 12:56:26 PM by DatLonerGirl
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
The heart was actually a parasite and his friend is a zombie that can live without his heart.
The hero has plunged the world into a nuclear winter and admires the scene with popcorn in hand.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
He was the scientist that helped the people of this planet escape that zombie ridden hellhole and into space, this was just a zombie destroying celebration.
The Hero just stole the book of super evil forbidden black magic and is using an unholy ritual from it to gain power!
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Jester of the Birbal Court
He's undoing a power restriction spell and therefore "gaining" powers.
A non-flying superhero is jumping off a building.
The Prodigal Son returns.
Get heckin crabbed
...Into the arms of his partner, who has flying powers.
The heroine ditches her love interest for the villain.
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
In order to properly infiltrate his evil regime, and topple it from the inside!
The Hero is about to force their friend Bob to kill himself!
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
Bob is Brainwashed and Crazy, and he and the hero had a preexisting deal for the hero to kill Bob if Bob was going to do something awful.
The hero steals a cat and sticks it at the top of a tree!
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
Get heckin crabbed
The cat was being abused, and he is putting it out of the owner's reach until the shelter workers can arrive.
The heroine slaughters her entire family.
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
Hydraloonie
They not HER family but a bizzaro version who were trying to eat her.
The Hero/Heroine erases the Internet from existence
edited 22nd Aug '17 10:50:11 AM by Hydraloonie
Progress has it's stepping stones.
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
The Internet had been infiltrated by a brain-uploaded alien who had taken mental control of every human on the planet.
The hero picks up a little girl and uses her to hit her mother in the face!
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
Get heckin crabbed
The girl had been turned into stone by her own mother and the hero figured it was time for some karmic justice. The little girl gets better though.
The heroine drives drunk!
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
My son is a dumbass
In a spot about the dangers of drunk driving!
The hero beats up random people.
Jester of the Birbal Court
Their synths
The heroine is eating human flesh
The Prodigal Son returns.
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
She's been in a plane crash and is forced to result to eating the dead passengers to survive.
The hero goes on a rabidly misogynist rampage!
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
Hydraloonie
The hero has a device on him that prevents him from saying what he wants
The Hero is cheating at a card game
Progress has it's stepping stones.
...
It's so they can kill an invincible legion of deathbots that explode whenever they lose a card game. Our hero isn't willing to give them a chance.
The hero is mind-controlling the civilians!
...
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
The villain mind controlled them first and the hero has to brainwash them to protect them until he destroys the villain's machine.
The heroine is going around assaulting civilians with groin kicks!
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
. . . The "civilians" are irredeemable rapist criminals.
try to post something creative, get ninja'ed every time because fuck you vjoi.
The hero is Trying to get a evil murder he knows committed the crime a not guilty verdict!
edited 24th Aug '17 11:07:58 AM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Get heckin crabbed
The murderer wanted to get into the prison so he can free an eldritch abomination under it. The hero tosses him back to his own dimension.
The hero punts a child off of a cliff.
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
It's a forum for villains.
The hero goads a suicidal man into jumping.
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️