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DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#701: Jun 3rd 2016 at 3:51:13 PM

Dammit, where are Luigi and the babies when you need them? Tears are effective against Shroob-ification, after all.

Oh wait, it wasn't the Shroob who attacked Freeman. Crap.

edited 3rd Jun '16 3:53:49 PM by DarkDestruction

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IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#702: Jun 3rd 2016 at 3:51:52 PM

Gonna take a guess and say that Kylo used his mind probe to scare JUNIOR off. That, or he just surprised him by igniting his lightsaber.

Also, damn, Hux certainly dodged a bullet there. I hope he's made a mental note to deal with that Shroob Mook at some point. After all, someone who can force an Eldritch Abomination to kill someone seems like they'd be a pretty huge threat.

PresidentStalkeyes The Best Worst Psychonaut from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The Best Worst Psychonaut
#703: Jun 3rd 2016 at 3:52:11 PM

I think Art is only going along with it to make an artistic statement. Which is the reason it does absolutely anything.

edited 3rd Jun '16 3:53:00 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
gregnes2000 Since: Apr, 2015
#705: Jun 3rd 2016 at 4:01:33 PM

Well. That's 11 secret herbs and spices of disappointing. I hype him up and he dies literally the very next day.

Sedmikrasky straight up just a bear from the woods Since: Apr, 2016
straight up just a bear
#706: Jun 3rd 2016 at 4:02:37 PM

I honestly forgot that Joker was in this game until that happened.

IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#707: Jun 3rd 2016 at 4:02:39 PM

Hold up... Kylo, why're you huddling with JUNIOR when you scared him off not too long ago?

And Hux, calm down and think of a way out of whatever situation you're in. It's not like you to scream for help.

PresidentStalkeyes The Best Worst Psychonaut from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The Best Worst Psychonaut
#708: Jun 3rd 2016 at 4:03:22 PM

Told ya.

This is probably what Art was singing to itself.

[up]The charm of JUNIOR can defeat anyone. He sure defeated me! :V

edited 3rd Jun '16 4:04:19 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Sedmikrasky straight up just a bear from the woods Since: Apr, 2016
straight up just a bear
#709: Jun 3rd 2016 at 4:05:17 PM

What is JUNIOR anyways? Is it just a pterodactyl?

PresidentStalkeyes The Best Worst Psychonaut from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The Best Worst Psychonaut
#710: Jun 3rd 2016 at 4:06:58 PM

Some weird hybrid of a pterodactyl and a groundbound herbivore dinosaur... thing.

Come to think of it, Sed, were you in the Synchtube Tropers' Coven when I first came up with the story behind JUNIOR? I think you might have been.

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#711: Jun 3rd 2016 at 4:09:56 PM

That's why the Joker is unpredictable. First thing you know he'll do nothing, then in no time at all a dangerous foe gets offed.

Pft! Yeah... "fishing"...

edited 3rd Jun '16 4:12:47 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#713: Jun 3rd 2016 at 4:18:19 PM

Uh, well...can't say I expected Joker to do that along with Kylo and Junior. Then again, he's certifiably insane, so..

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EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#714: Jun 3rd 2016 at 4:18:53 PM

Needles collecting flowers instead of killing? Must've been a wish he made to Calypso that brought him here through some kind of word twisting I'm not aware of.

edited 3rd Jun '16 4:22:20 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
PresidentStalkeyes The Best Worst Psychonaut from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The Best Worst Psychonaut
#715: Jun 3rd 2016 at 4:20:09 PM

Goddamnit, JUNIOR killed himself. Probably because...

[up][up][up]Alright, I'll tell you the story of JUNIOR. Finally, I get a chance to paste this somewhere. :V

He's a character from an Australian movie called Dinosaur Island. It's a pretty forgettable knock-off of Jurassic Park, with some elements of The Langoliers thrown in for good measure, being about an annoying kid who gets teleported to a timeless island while he's on a plane and meets with a 50s girl who is alternately more or less annoying than he is.

Only reason I remember the movie at all is because it had JUNIOR in it! I don't know what species of dinosaur he is, but he's definitely the best character in the movie, even though he was only in it for about fifteen minutes.

He was the only character in the movie that could tell a tragic story purely through gestures and animalistic sounds; he screeches in anguish as he is pulled away from his flock, bashes his face against the ground in frustration, but he's just too kind-hearted to take revenge against the kids responsible for his predicament.

So he follows them, for lack of a better option, hoping that they may at least function as a substitute family until he can return to his real one.

But they cruelly turn down his attempts to forgive them and socialise, so he begins to cry out again, finally realising the hopelessness of his situation.

He only half-heartedly summons enough willpower to fly away from the T-rex that comes in to chase him; almost as if he was internally considering just letting the T-rex eat him and put him out of his misery.

He definitely should have been the protagonist.

edited 3rd Jun '16 4:20:26 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Sedmikrasky straight up just a bear from the woods Since: Apr, 2016
straight up just a bear
#716: Jun 3rd 2016 at 4:22:32 PM

Fuck. That sounds like it would be an excellent movie. Now I'm kinda sad he isn't in the game anymore...

PresidentStalkeyes The Best Worst Psychonaut from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The Best Worst Psychonaut
#717: Jun 3rd 2016 at 4:25:43 PM

Yeah... :'(

Also, remember that Art doesn't do anything if it's not artistic in some way. If it wants to sleep without warmth, it can. It's just like Daniel Day-Lewis' method acting.

edited 3rd Jun '16 4:27:19 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Weirdguy149 The King Without a Kingdom from Lumiose City under development Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The King Without a Kingdom
#718: Jun 3rd 2016 at 4:28:06 PM

I'm going to root for Blastoise. I like the underdog—er, turtle, and besides I invited him here in the first place.

It's been 3000 years…
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#719: Jun 3rd 2016 at 4:28:12 PM

Looks like Snoke's gonna have to find himself a new apprentice, seeing as Kylo's elected to throw himself onto his own lightsaber despite doing fairly well thus far.

And whaddya know, the Hux-Sweet Tooth alliance seems to still be thriving.

edited 3rd Jun '16 4:30:30 PM by IchigoMontoya

Weirdguy149 The King Without a Kingdom from Lumiose City under development Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The King Without a Kingdom
#721: Jun 3rd 2016 at 4:35:16 PM

Holy crap, I didn't think that would work. Awesome!

It's been 3000 years…
PresidentStalkeyes The Best Worst Psychonaut from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The Best Worst Psychonaut
#722: Jun 3rd 2016 at 4:38:00 PM

"I die... perchance to dream, perchance to sleep and listen... and cough loudly upon death... and declare the trial out of order, the fast food orders are also out of order, I never did beat Halo 2 on legendary and that is my greatest regret, and... now I must return to the brains of Richard M. Nixon... oh, fuck it. Boom boom."

That was a good game, I think. Lots of deliberate murder this time. >:D

edited 3rd Jun '16 4:39:35 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#723: Jun 3rd 2016 at 4:38:00 PM

This is why Blastoise trumps Charizard any day of the week. tongue Coincidentally speaking, Chloe's taking after her time-traveling BFF in the Hall of Fame, I see.

How appropriate that the Annoying Dog comes in last place. Though I imagine it'll get the last laugh by way of the Dogsong.

An entertaining season, indeed. To open nominations for season 7, I nominate Lightning Farron and Asgore Dreemurr.

edited 3rd Jun '16 4:42:46 PM by DarkDestruction

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EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#724: Jun 3rd 2016 at 4:44:24 PM

Pretty fun game. Shame Hux and Sweet Tooth couldn't make it through.

I'll be happy to host again unless someone else would like to. Nominations upcoming...

edited 3rd Jun '16 4:45:03 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
PresidentStalkeyes The Best Worst Psychonaut from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The Best Worst Psychonaut
#725: Jun 3rd 2016 at 4:45:14 PM

I have to go get a snack or something. In the meantime, I nominate Team Ikari Fighter III: Ralf Jones (remember, two hits, and he was eliminated far too early before anyway) and Alex (YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!)

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."

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