Hunger Games Simulator

NIGHT 2

Sam retaliates against Rainbow Dash for attempting to kill the other pig, but does not kill her. Nyusha is in the safe company of Mokou and Woshua. Michael Jackson sings Thriller. Solidus flips the script on Kars and murders him despite his begging. Switzerland, Bernie, and Asgore learn not to fuck with this senator (or SHODAN and Liechtenstein for that matter.)◊

Deaths: Switzerland, Bernie, Asgore Dreemurr, Kars

Maybe if you'd offered mercy earlier, Kars, then you'd have been given it this time.

And, of course, the simulator obviously takes my jokes about my tributes dying early seriously. Team Back for the Dead confirmed.

edited 19th Jun '16 4:38:25 PM by InfinityRyujin

...I really hope Liechtenstein didn't just kill her own brother.

Nah, Armstrong or SHODAN probably took him out.

Sorry for not starting to post earlier, had to go do a family thing. Anyway, looks like a lotta districts are turning on each other, what with SHODAN blowing up AUTO, among other thIngs.

edited 19th Jun '16 4:59:58 PM by IchigoMontoya

Well, either way... poor girl. :/

Yeah, it never ends well when family members are entered into the game together.

DAY 3

Rainbow Dash once again attacks Nyusha, but she escapes again. Senator Armstrong uses his charisma to gather a large hunting party. F.F. Lankton and GLaDOS have a conversation. Whatever it's about, Luke finds it interesting enough to eavesdrop on. Ghost Operative and SHODAN engage on one hell of a duel, finally ending with the Operative shutting off SHODAN. Unfortunately, Mokou then comes along and kills him in one hit.◊

Deaths: SHODAN, Shadow Operative

NIGHT 3

Ryuko grows tired of Michael Jackson's constant singing and bashes his brains in. Rainbow Dash and Nyusha seem to have abruptly given up on fighting and are now cuddling. Mokou and Luke have no intention of fighting, either. Solidus Snake suddenly attains divine enlightenment. Noodle teaches Armstrong and Woshua some songs. John Freeman tells a tale of zombie goasts.◊

Deaths: Michael Jackson

Is Rainbow Dash just a massive Tsundere for Nyushu?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE... A.I.

And that one is GlaDOS.

Well, at least SHODAN went out swinging.

So, what happens next?

Yeesh, I thought Asgore could've continued the trend laid by Sans and Asriel.

Also, did Arcada enter six contestants?

edited 19th Jun '16 7:15:57 PM by DarkDestruction

Sorry, was watching a movie.

I asked people to submit more tributes but an hour passed with no one responding, so I figured I would indulge him for now. Hopefully won't have to do it again.

DAY 4

Woshua cleans Leroy Brown off the face of the Earth. John Freeman trains with his wepon. GLaDOS creates a test for Rainbow Dash, but she fails to meet her expectations. Ryuko manages to steal Luke's lightsaber.◊

Deaths: Leroy Brown, Rainbow Dash

NIGHT 4

Ryuko and Woshua discuss targets while John Freeman relates to Felix how he became the Saver of Humens. It seems even ascended beings need to stay warm. Sam shows Mokou that sleep is for the weak. Noodle wants to be left alone by senators and evil robots. Luke has a vision of himself turning to the dark side.◊

Deaths: Solidus Snake, Fujiwara no Mokou

Felix: This cave is so dirty!

Welp, so long, RD. Hopefully Liechtenstein isn't too broken from being involved in her brother's murder...

So, now Ryuko has her Scissor Blade and a lightsaber? Damn, that's quite a combination.

I bet Wosh made the path slippery so Leroy would fall off a cliff, and Felix is busy boiling water.

DAY 5

Liechtenstein seems to have gained a bloodlust and is on the hunt. Woshua gets a little dirty. Noodle overhears a conversation on politics. GLaDOS chases after a single plankton.◊

No deaths

NIGHT 5

Blaze and Sam prove to be too much to handle for Woshua and the Saver of Humens. Liechtenstein over-exerts herself on the hunt. Noodle channels her inner Raiden to defeat Armstrong. Ryuko begins to take the game seriously.◊

Deaths: Woshua, John Freeman, Senator Armstrong

Hmm... wonder how long this season will go for.

(Player 1) rips out (Player 2)'s heart and crushes it in (his/her1) hands.

Should be an event for next game.

...

Good to see that Ryuko hasn't lost her way.

THE FEAST

Blaze and Luke team up to kill Sam, while F.F. takes out Nyusha.◊

DAY 6

F.F. attempts to chase Ryuko, but I doubt they could keep up for long. Meanwhile Blaze realizes it's no use and commits suicide.◊

NIGHT 6

Fun! F.F. strangles Felix, Noodle takes Liechtenstein as she sleeps, Ryuko runs GLaDOS through with a spear, and Luke... gets a good nights sleep.◊

And there goes the last of my tributes. Ah well. You did well, Liech-chan.

Well, we've certainly got ourselves an interesting final four here.