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Wow, this is awesome!
Caps locked, unrelated denouncement of console gamers and console gaming.
my current job
Pointless Dr. Strangelove reference.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Pointless debating about whether Metal Gear REX could take on Metal Gear EXCELSUS
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Long winded rant about pointless references and off-topic chatter, followed by a remark on metal gear solid and a Princess Bride reference.
Posts an episode of a highly controversial tv show/web series that's only tangentially related to the discussion.
Declaration that this has gotten out of hand, followed by an attempt to rerail the thread. Claims to have a fair opinion that is held by the majority population, but is fairly obviously an ignorant bigot who is trying to disguise that fact.
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Just to add to the rules, you don't have to stick to one persona in this game, you can post every post as a "different user" if you want to
OP returning with a bandwidth-eating doubles-page-length mass of eating popcorn gifs, implicitly showing that the OP was bait.
hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
Complains about aforementioned mass of gifs in overly eloquent language whilst ignoring every other content of the thread.
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby
Just listen to me...
Posts link thats relevant to conversation that actully leads to a strobe light sight
Coriander Hasp, Excrucian Deceiver at your service
hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
That guy is way too skinny for that voice to be his. Or at least for it to be his regular voice.
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby
Blames everything wrong in the world on a certain group of people.
Claim that those who accuse others of being the problem are themselves a problem.
Oh I'm playing different personas. I was almost tempted to create a sockpuppet for the sockpuppet one, but decided it wasn't worth it and wouldn't have a good enough payoff to be worth the hassle and the fact that I'm breaking a guideline to do it.
The Mistress
Makes an off-topic post describing how much better Nobunaga Oda is then Napoleon.
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
Back after a long hiatus
Badly-spelled rant about religion and how it sucks.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
Irritated counter-remark about the evils of atheism.
Poorly photoshopped image captioned "IS THIS REAL?"
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
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nevermind
edited 15th May '15 1:10:10 AM by Cozzer
- Yells at Cozzer for making fun of me.
- MAKES ALL CAPS POST DEMANDING THAT PEOPLE STOP INVADING MY PRIVACY BY REPOSTING AND DISCUSSING THE POST THAT I POSTED ON THE INTERNET WHICH IS LIKE LEGALLY MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OR SOMETHING SO REPOSTING IT AFTER I HAVE STATED MY INTENTIONS TO REMOVE IT IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY AND VIOLATION OF ONE OF THE AMENDMENTS OR SOMETHING
- Edits post because I accidentally wrote "invasion or privacy" on the second bullet.
edited 15th May '15 9:48:24 AM by SolipSchism
Posts the above guy's original original post literally a hundred times, spaced out by the Trololo remix. You know which one.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Still my fave
Says that everyone in this forum is a racist/homophobic/transphobic/etc. slur. Never posts again.
Fangs of the relentless thousand
- Announces that my brother is a hacker for the FBI and will get my post removed and will arrest everyone who reposted it I BET YOU'RE SCARED NOW YOU SPINELESS INTERNET BLOGGERS
Poster with suspiciously similar name to another forum member posts agreeing with a previous poster, using language and grammar characteristic of said poster.