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May 14th 2015 at 1:31:06 PM

Poster with suspiciously similar name to another forum member posts agreeing with a previous poster, using language and grammar characteristic of said poster.

SmartGirl333 New account is voidify
New account is voidify
May 14th 2015 at 1:41:56 PM

Wow, this is awesome!

Caps locked, unrelated denouncement of console gamers and console gaming.

WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
May 14th 2015 at 3:00:41 PM

Pointless Dr. Strangelove reference.

Hoi, chummers.
May 14th 2015 at 3:02:44 PM

Pointless debating about whether Metal Gear REX could take on Metal Gear EXCELSUS

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
May 14th 2015 at 3:04:38 PM

Long winded rant about pointless references and off-topic chatter, followed by a remark on metal gear solid and a Princess Bride reference.

Enderspy Mariosaurus Rex from The place. Ya know, the place! Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Mariosaurus Rex
May 14th 2015 at 3:08:32 PM

Posts an episode of a highly controversial tv show/web series that's only tangentially related to the discussion.

ROAR! Wahoo! Nintendo Switch friend code: SW-2389-0061-6524
May 14th 2015 at 3:11:34 PM

Declaration that this has gotten out of hand, followed by an attempt to rerail the thread. Claims to have a fair opinion that is held by the majority population, but is fairly obviously an ignorant bigot who is trying to disguise that fact.

SmartGirl333 New account is voidify
New account is voidify
May 14th 2015 at 3:36:17 PM

Just to add to the rules, you don't have to stick to one persona in this game, you can post every post as a "different user" if you want to

OP returning with a bandwidth-eating doubles-page-length mass of eating popcorn gifs, implicitly showing that the OP was bait.

Knowlessman tAKE ME TA CHURCH from Stupidtown (FL), USA Relationship Status: Holding out for a hero
tAKE ME TA CHURCH
May 14th 2015 at 3:43:22 PM

Complains about aforementioned mass of gifs in overly eloquent language whilst ignoring every other content of the thread.

but no one ever tells you that forever feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head
MooGoesCow21 The God Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40K Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The God Emperor of Mankind
May 14th 2015 at 4:00:41 PM

Posts link thats relevant to conversation that actully leads to a strobe light sight

I am the God Emperor of Mankind and the Chaos gods will not DEFEAT ME!
Jondanger23 i know he ate a cheese from the middle of nowhere Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
i know he ate a cheese
May 14th 2015 at 4:03:42 PM everything i have done so far in my life has probably been a bad idea.
Knowlessman tAKE ME TA CHURCH from Stupidtown (FL), USA Relationship Status: Holding out for a hero
tAKE ME TA CHURCH
May 14th 2015 at 4:19:13 PM

That guy is way too skinny for that voice to be his. Or at least for it to be his regular voice.

but no one ever tells you that forever feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head
AHI-3000 Gorilla Guerrilla from California Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
May 14th 2015 at 4:39:17 PM

Blames everything wrong in the world on a certain group of people.

© 2014 — present AHI-3000. All rights reserved. ☺
May 14th 2015 at 4:46:40 PM

Claim that those who accuse others of being the problem are themselves a problem.

Oh I'm playing different personas. I was almost tempted to create a sockpuppet for the sockpuppet one, but decided it wasn't worth it and wouldn't have a good enough payoff to be worth the hassle and the fact that I'm breaking a guideline to do it.

SaintDeltora The Mistress from The Land Of Corruption and Debauchery Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
The Mistress
May 14th 2015 at 4:53:47 PM

Makes an off-topic post describing how much better Nobunaga Oda is then Napoleon.

"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
Tojin Back after a long hiatus from Protectorate SW Headquarters Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Back after a long hiatus
May 14th 2015 at 5:09:23 PM

Badly-spelled rant about religion and how it sucks.

“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Worm
May 14th 2015 at 5:11:50 PM

Irritated counter-remark about the evils of atheism.

May 14th 2015 at 5:15:16 PM

Poorly photoshopped image captioned "IS THIS REAL?"

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify
New account is voidify
May 15th 2015 at 1:09:57 AM

nevermind

edited 15th May '15 1:10:10 AM by Cozzer

SolipSchism Programmer-At-Arms from the Transcend Relationship Status: Less than three
Programmer-At-Arms
May 15th 2015 at 9:47:40 AM

  1. Yells at Cozzer for making fun of me.
  2. MAKES ALL CAPS POST DEMANDING THAT PEOPLE STOP INVADING MY PRIVACY BY REPOSTING AND DISCUSSING THE POST THAT I POSTED ON THE INTERNET WHICH IS LIKE LEGALLY MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OR SOMETHING SO REPOSTING IT AFTER I HAVE STATED MY INTENTIONS TO REMOVE IT IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY AND VIOLATION OF ONE OF THE AMENDMENTS OR SOMETHING
  3. Edits post because I accidentally wrote "invasion or privacy" on the second bullet.

edited 15th May '15 9:48:24 AM by SolipSchism

Everything is about to change.
May 15th 2015 at 10:59:44 AM

Posts the above guy's original original post literally a hundred times, spaced out by the Trololo remix. You know which one.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
NervousShark Yo, vampire, get ready for one messy fight. from the deep sea Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
Yo, vampire, get ready for one messy fight.
May 15th 2015 at 11:01:54 AM

Says that everyone in this forum is a racist/homophobic/transphobic/etc. slur. Never posts again.

愛して
SolipSchism Programmer-At-Arms from the Transcend Relationship Status: Less than three
Programmer-At-Arms
May 15th 2015 at 11:04:22 AM

  1. Announces that my brother is a hacker for the FBI and will get my post removed and will arrest everyone who reposted it I BET YOU'RE SCARED NOW YOU SPINELESS INTERNET BLOGGERS

Everything is about to change.

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