"Another pathetic Amerikan dog has come to die!" The Dictator screams.
The Gamma dashes forward, throwing an overhead swipe with its flaming chainsword
/\。。/\Nicole wolfs down the remainder of her mammoth steak, turns to the newly-arrived Nik, and waves her over with a grin.
"Hey, Glali! I was starting to think you might've ignored my message," she says. "Anyway, this dude right here's Ban. We were just talking about what happened with Narktus and how the hell we're gonna use it against him."
She looks back at Ban.
"Ban, meet one of the best friends I've ever made in this friggin' place, Glali Nik."
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Apr 20th 2021 at 1:32:39 AM
"Actually, I heard everything," replies Nik, brushing it off.
"You were talking about some sort of bird?"
Metal Wolf dashes to the side, avoiding the swipe, and shoots a football from the grenade launcher.
It bounces all over the place, but if it manages to hit Dictator Gamma, the explosion will be tremendous. With the bazooka, he shoots not an explosive, but a magical Sword Beam that leaves devastating arcs of electricity in its wake!
Edited by KiriK on Apr 20th 2021 at 3:34:45 AM
"He's gearing up for war."A shape is rushing towards the brawl, caring little to get caught in any of its collaterals.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad."Yep. Some big, yellow running bird with a long neck.", Ban says to Nik, after which he smiles.
"So you're Glali, huh? Nice to finally meet ya."
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.Nicole raises an eyebrow at Nik.
"Hold on... were you seriously just waiting outside this whole time? Last I checked, you hadn't forgotten how to work a door."
"Actually I was just waiting for a good moment to dramatically throw the doors open." Nik shrugs.
"He's gearing up for war.""I like you already.", Ban laughs. "Sit down with us! We'll order another round of booze."
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.The football manages to hit Gamma, and knocks it off balance for a second - but this version is sturdier than the original!
"ACH!"
The chainsword swaps out for a Giga Buster, which blasts a stream of energy to try and keep the sword beam off him.
/\。。/\"Kinda seems like you should've saved that for when we were talking about Narktus," Nicole says, biting into an apple. "Speaking of which, when do you two wanna roll up to Snake's underground tavern and tell him the good news?"
"Right now?" Nik shrugs.
After a moment, the sword beam dissipates...
But then...
"HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!?"
Metal Wolf's weapon storage things unfurl and fire everything all at once. Bullets, missiles, magic dragon-blasts, more sword beams, flaming shots, freezing shots, arrows, bubbles, confetti, SHARKS! It's everything, the kitchen sink, and also the refrigerator.
Edited by KiriK on Apr 20th 2021 at 4:31:42 AM
"He's gearing up for war.""I'm good to go whenever. Though if we go now we can't order another round."
He leans back in his chair.
"I'll leave it up to the two of you."
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.The Good Hunter, from Bloodborne fare, arrives on the battlefield, beholding the battle. However, they soon grasp an old bone and squeeze it in their hand, apparently granting them some form of power-up since they confidently approach the fighting.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.Though looking mildly confused at the explanation, Cyan gave an enthused nod to Fu.
"Right, yeah, okay. Gotcha. We can pull that off, right, big guy?"
"... Y-Yeah. I, uh, I think..."
Onyxis
In the deep tundras of onyxis, was a purple dragon, and it sure as hell wasn't spyro
With dagger-like claws, a jaw that could probably crush a car easily, and a huge size
Your Jordans are fake, fake as hell. Dollar Store ass shoes"GOTT! I do not like you very much, now!"
Dictator Gamma, after getting its footing back clasps its hands together.
"GIGA BUSTA BLAST!"
*FWOOM*
In contrast to Metal Wolf's eclectic barrage, The Dictator tries to counter it with a single - but overwhelming - blast.
He doesn't notice the Hunter.
/\。。/\Hub Centralis
Gregoria chuckles, doubting if his comment was sincere or sarcastic.
You are a very funny guy.
Onyxis
Ridley, the huge purple dragon, would look at two people. Going to the north, the group of scientists and mutants searching for the other creations. And going to the east, Nicolás, fleeing from his adoptive family, who grounded him.
Edited by BombonBombin on Apr 20th 2021 at 4:40:58 AM
Metal Wolf jumps right over that shit and attempts to Goomba Stomp Dictator Gamma's face in.
"He's gearing up for war."The Hunter head towards the mech, fearless of death as they briefly vanish and re-appear in the air, preparing to head towards its left "arm". They have their axe at the ready, too!
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad."ZAT IS SO CHEATING–!" The Dictator shouts before being mashed onto the ground by Metal Wolf.
"ACH!"
The mecha suddenly spins its arms (think R.O.B.'s S-Special), trying to clobber Metal Wolf. And possibly obliterate The Hunter.
/\。。/\Nicole rises from her seat.
"Call me paranoid, but I'm thinking it might be better if we start heading out now. Y'know, before we end up losing this little advantage of ours."
She finishes off her apple.
"Sound good to you two?"
"Great, then let's go!"
—
Riften
There's a fucking war happening.
All-black-armored dudes with tanks◊ are shooting at other all-black-armored dudes with tanks.
Nik stares at the carnage with a dumbstruck look. She seems to vaguely recognize their appearances, but is moreso just surprised, angry and confused.
"... Let's wait for them to kill each other and come back later. No way we're sneaking through."
Metal Wolf goes skidding back from the arm-spin. It fires another Sword Beam, aiming for the head again!
"He's gearing up for war.""'lright.", Ban says, now standing back up again while yawning a little.
"Lead the way once more."
—
Ban just raises an eyebrow as he looks at the tanks.
"The hell even are those things?", he asks.
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.Nicole raises an eyebrow as well.
"Couldn't we just, I dunno... fight our way through? I mean, we've all probably taken down way worse than a bunch of armored dudes in tanks. Hell, I've fought more than one full-sized dragon here," she says.
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Apr 20th 2021 at 3:40:41 AM
"It ran off towards that hub city, but when I got there I couldn't find it anywhere. Eh, too bad.", he shrugs.
He then looks at Nik's gloriously Wild West entrance, blinking for a moment before smirking and raising two fingers as a greeting.
"Yo!"
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.