It still had chocolate in it. Try dead rats.
I ate Godzilla. All of them. Every Godzilla ever created.
Eh, go on ahead, though I don't know why you'd still be hungry.
How tough am I? How tough am I? Bruce Lee and I were sparring partners back in the day. I usually won.
ok boomer
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Only Bruce Lee? Sorry pal, but when you can spar with Bruce Lee and his 8 Clones, and win, then you can come in.
Yeah, Hi Mario. Let me get a Deluxe with extra Cheese...
HECK, YEAH! I GOT IN! -does happy dance, immediately gets thrown out-
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Sir, I think you'll want the pizza place over there.
I regularly take showers in acid rain.
Pending-Arrival Dragon
Big deal, acid rain is such a problem nowadays that it's hard to avoid it.
How tough am I?! I made it through Rock Tunnel... without Flash or a walkthrough.
Let's let events play out as they will. What happens in WAOA stays in WAOA.
Hey Man That's Not Cool
Do something more productive than playing games.
How tough am I? I'm tough enough to break your huge, muscular legs.
How tough am I? I killed Satan.
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Yeah, well, Charles Darwin did it first. Maybe you might catch a glimpse of him through the window if you're lucky.
How tough am I? I regularly box Dr. Manhattan in his little glass castle on Mars. Without any kind of oxygen or air pressure. And I always, always win.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
That's because he lets you win.
I once spat a loogie into space and deflected an asteroid that would have devastated Earth.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Hey, come on in. We have spitting-at-asteroids contests every Wednesday at 4. But you probably won't beat our grand champion. In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston.
Once a zookeeper told me I couldn't come back to the zoo; all the animals in the exhibits kept flying towards me due to my animal magnetism. I then pushed his head down into his chest, and then went right back into that zoo.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Big Scientist
Oh, a fellow Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots fan? Come right in.
How tough am I? MILK.
Blue Pacific, signing off...
Hey Man That's Not Cool
The Salty Spittoon is not a zoo. Weenie Hut Jr. has an animal training program if you want to keep those animals behind you.
How tough am I!? I'm so tough, I get kicked out of Weenie Hut Jr. on a millisecondly-basis!
intrepid sword
Ramp it up to a microsecondly basis and we'll consider you.
How tough am I? I slipped on an ice cube and didn't get covered in booboos!
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
Big Scientist
Yes, but you still slipped on an ice cube. Go away.
How tough am I? I'm so tough I'm allowed into the Salty Spittoon!
Blue Pacific, signing off...
Hey Man That's Not Cool
Nice try, buddy.
I'm so tough, I could beat you in a fight! Put 'em up!
Really? Last I heard, you were at Weenie's.
Try me.
How tough am I? I beat Jeff the Killer at a staring contest and made him frown.
edited 24th Apr '14 4:14:04 PM by TheHoboTortle
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
That's nothing, I beat Mt Rushmore in a staring contest.
Speaking of which-
I beat Mt Rushmore in a staring contest.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Which Head where you looking at specifically? Or where you looking at all of them at once? If it's the latter, I'll let you in, but you gotta prove it.
I'm so tough, I'm tough!
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
But are you [1]?
I'm so tough that the Daedra usually ask me for permission before doing anything... "out of line". Like trying to invade the Earth.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
First Loyalty: Yourself
All of 'em, or just the leaders?
I've decapitated a person in a single swipe with a Swiss Army knife. Also . . .
Picks up a king cobra, and allows it to bite me. After a few seconds, the cobra begins thrashing and screaming, before dying in a burst of flame.
Embroiled in slave rebellion, I escaped crucifixion simply by declaring 'I am Vito', everyone else apparently being called 'Spartacus'.
Typing the internet since '90
Permission to go suck a dick a Super wennie hut jr's, madam?
Global warming did that, not you.
I'm so tough, my car is a flying ninja tyranasaurus rex with a cup holder, and my old school bus driver drove a 20 ton warship to pick me up. Hell, school was just around the corner!![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
edited 24th Apr '14 7:01:29 PM by KingKix
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
Asgore Adopts Noelle
We're not in Michigan Sir (Madam?). That don't count as tough here...
I'm so tough, I already got inside the building!
Really? Then why are you right here, talking to me?
I fought Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee at the same time and won, all without using any of my limbs.
I use Procedure 110-Montauk as a daily yoga routine .
While eating the driest choc-chip cookies you could ever imagine. Without milk.
edited 24th Apr '14 5:25:54 AM by TheHoboTortle
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no