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IchigoPockyChama from my new account Since: Dec, 2013
#76: Mar 11th 2014 at 5:19:57 PM

You want me to wear top hats? Um, no.

GrimHelm Sumanai Man from Somewhere Out There Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Sumanai Man
#77: Mar 11th 2014 at 5:25:47 PM

Ah.

..........Oh, man.

GET ME AN EXORCIST!

Nothing is what it seems. Master of Shipping and Sadism.
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#78: Mar 11th 2014 at 5:29:12 PM

What?

Am I like three years old or something?

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
darkomega245 Glory to Arachnos from Rogue Isles Since: May, 2012 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Glory to Arachnos
#79: Mar 11th 2014 at 5:31:21 PM

I didn't know that i had two superhero dads...

-Spider Lizard Noises-
TheAirman Brightness from The vicinity of an area adjacent to a location Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Historians will say we were good friends.
Brightness
#80: Mar 11th 2014 at 5:46:56 PM

Hey Dad! Did you have another fun day at work?

PSN ID: FateSeraph | Switch friendcode: SW-0145-8835-0610 Congratulations! She/They
Avenuewriter Destroyer of worlds. from On my way out of this universe Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Destroyer of worlds.
#81: Mar 13th 2014 at 12:53:35 AM

Explains the excess body hair...

Is not impressed.
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#82: Mar 13th 2014 at 1:10:12 AM

"Dad, when you coming home?"

"Did you expect somebody else?"
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#83: Mar 13th 2014 at 5:33:47 PM

It'll be awesome being raised by Catboy!Asuka. :3

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
TheHailStormer Classic from Playing Sonic Mania Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Classic
#84: Mar 13th 2014 at 5:34:53 PM

I totally inherited your fashion style, dad.

"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
IchigoPockyChama from my new account Since: Dec, 2013
#85: Mar 13th 2014 at 5:35:13 PM

Take off that hat. Trucker hats are way better.

edited 13th Mar '14 5:35:54 PM by IchigoPockyChama

TolkienOtaku Having a good time! from Utah Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Having a good time!
#86: Mar 13th 2014 at 5:53:14 PM

I don't think he's old enough to be my dad.

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MobileLeprechaun In Perpetual Finality from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
In Perpetual Finality
#87: Mar 13th 2014 at 5:58:40 PM

Dang, mom, you're pretty youthful.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
TheAirman Brightness from The vicinity of an area adjacent to a location Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Historians will say we were good friends.
Brightness
#88: Mar 13th 2014 at 8:06:05 PM

Dammit dad, how many times must I remind you that you mustn't run away from being my father?!

PSN ID: FateSeraph | Switch friendcode: SW-0145-8835-0610 Congratulations! She/They
darkomega245 Glory to Arachnos from Rogue Isles Since: May, 2012 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Glory to Arachnos
#89: Mar 13th 2014 at 8:12:30 PM

I didn't remembered you being this hairy,dad..

-Spider Lizard Noises-
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#90: Mar 14th 2014 at 3:11:12 PM

Well.

This is different.

HOW IN THE WARP IS MY FATHER KHORNE.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
TheHailStormer Classic from Playing Sonic Mania Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Classic
#91: Mar 14th 2014 at 3:39:12 PM

My father is an evil overlord. Well, I'm feeling like Luke Skywalker right now.

"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
MicoolTNT Shadow of Legends from 'straya, m8 Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Shadow of Legends
#92: Mar 14th 2014 at 10:32:27 PM

Could be worse. Probably cooler than my real dad.

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#93: Mar 15th 2014 at 2:20:03 PM

So I'm about 3 years old?

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
TheHailStormer Classic from Playing Sonic Mania Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Classic
#94: Mar 15th 2014 at 2:21:30 PM

Does this mean I can fire my lazor too, dad?

"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
darkomega245 Glory to Arachnos from Rogue Isles Since: May, 2012 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Glory to Arachnos
#95: Mar 15th 2014 at 2:30:52 PM

Damnit dad,how many times did i told you to take off that fedora?

-Spider Lizard Noises-
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#96: Mar 15th 2014 at 11:25:38 PM

Then why am I so slow?

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
MicoolTNT Shadow of Legends from 'straya, m8 Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Shadow of Legends
#97: Mar 16th 2014 at 12:03:11 AM

...must have gotten my sexiness from my mom's side of the family.

Which I did in reality, too.

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Avenuewriter Destroyer of worlds. from On my way out of this universe Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Destroyer of worlds.
#98: Mar 16th 2014 at 12:12:54 AM

My dad hangs around young girls... that's just wrong...

Is not impressed.
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#99: Mar 17th 2014 at 4:12:53 PM

Wow, my dad actually sounds cool.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
IchigoPockyChama from my new account Since: Dec, 2013

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