hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
Doitdoitdoitdoitdoit...
But sometime tomorrow, when I'm awake and at the computer...
Pending-Arrival Dragon
She weaponizes her fanservice, though 
In all honesty, though, sure, I'll tone it down a little. I don't wanna be like S[DATA EXPUNGED]
Let's let events play out as they will. What happens in WAOA stays in WAOA.
Konknitive Dissonance
Does this mean she is defeated now?
Pending-Arrival Dragon
Forgot that you had posted, whoops
"I could continue fighting you, but you just aren't as interesting as her... And I need to get some clothes on."
"See you around, warrior. Believe me, it won't be hard for me to do that." *licks the blood off her knife, then dashes off into the shadows*
Let's let events play out as they will. What happens in WAOA stays in WAOA.
Pending-Arrival Dragon
Double post
*a Barioth gijinka flies in*
Let's let events play out as they will. What happens in WAOA stays in WAOA.
Saya, the Imperator, spawns, alongside a Kaiju-sized coffin.
And then there was silence
Konknitive Dissonance
Aw yeah!
-Mr. L spawns near Saya and the sleeping gigant-
... Whoa... That's huge...
Lizard Metabolism
omg trip u rock
(enter Khamsin near Mr. L and Saya) ...this fucking again?
How do lizards fly?
Saya looks at the people before her.
"... Hm... Who are you?"
And then there was silence
Konknitive Dissonance
Who am I?
I'm just The Green Thunder...
-twirls around and strikes an L shaped pose- MR. L!
Lizard Metabolism
(looks up Saya and Mr. L) Great. They can't even be normal for once.(sharply glares at the former, particularly at the giant coffin) Who asks?
How do lizards fly?
Saya scoffs at Mr. L, then looks over at Khasmin.
"I am the Imperator, and the one who will bring forth the world of Death."
And then there was silence
Lizard Metabolism
And I assume you're gonna do it with a help of your stuffed pal over there?(gestures to the coffin)
Yeah, fuck that noise.(brandishes the chainaxe)
How do lizards fly?
Konknitive Dissonance
Death? Whoa, then that means no one will be able to witness my awesomeness!
Lizard Metabolism
Yo, 'stache dude,(to Mr. L) whaddya say we put this half-assed Japanese inside that coffin?
How do lizards fly?
Konknitive Dissonance
-pulls out hammer and grins- Gladly.
"... Very well. If that is the case, then begone!"
DUUUUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUN DUUUUU NDUUUUN DUUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
And then the coffin opens up... revealing something massive. Void-black, with red lines crawling across its body. It crawls out halfway, revealing a humanoid upper half.
Lizard Metabolism
Alright, punkass, you're so on.(hops on one of the rooftops before leaping right at Saya with a vertical slam)
How do lizards fly?
Saya suddenly isn't there.
She's floating on a platform, while Take-Mikazuchi tries to punch Khasmin.
And then there was silence
Lizard Metabolism
Motherfu-(right in the pancreas)
(gets punched back on the roof, doing a barrel roll and landing on the ground) Heh. Guess there's no point swinging at you. Alright, assface(looks right at TM), how about a nice big cup of fuck you?!(comes crashing with a wide horizontal swing)
How do lizards fly?
Konknitive Dissonance
The bigger they are... -Mr. L's body almost seems to coil up as he springs up insanely high in the air and tries to land with a stomp on Take-Mikazuchi's head-
edited 15th Apr '14 3:58:42 PM by Konkfan7
Lizard Metabolism
Unfortunately, gotta go and sleep. Catch you later.
How do lizards fly?
Konknitive Dissonance
Goodnight.
The Faker
-A swordsman slowly walks up to see the fighters, his scimitars sheathed at the moment, in favor of a highly reflective shield, and a bell-like chime.-
Before anyone asks, yes, I did read the opening post. City of Whiterun, no plot armor, looting is allowed, etc. For those curious, current character is be a Dark Souls 2 cleric/swordsman hybrid.
And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
Do what he says, or I'll sic Godzilla on you.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else