The Rule Game

Rule 1. All rules after this must include a form of Wild West slang.

Rule 2. All rules after this must also make a Hot Fuzz reference, unless you wanna go to boot hill. It's not your village anymore.

Rule 3. You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Then you hafta make sure each of 'yer rules after this one mispells at least one word. Go on, keep the pot 'a boiling.

Rool 4: I’m the sheriff in this town, so from now on, the letter “E” cannot appear more than five times in any rule! If you think it’s hard, too bad, ‘cause nobody tells me nothin’!

Rule 5: If it's Feb. 22  Hot Fuzz reference! Also, this doesn't count as part of the rule., yer rool may hav an odd number of words. If not, it cannot. I don't care if your lungs are air'd.

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Feb 25th 2020 at 4:00:13 AM

Rule 1. All rules after this must include a form of Wild West slang.

Rule 2. All rules after this must also make a Hot Fuzz reference, unless you wanna go to boot hill. It's not your village anymore.

Rule 3. You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Then you hafta make sure each of 'yer rules after this one mispells at least one word. Go on, keep the pot 'a boiling.

Rool 4: I’m the sheriff in this town, so from now on, the letter “E” cannot appear more than five times in any rule! If you think it’s hard, too bad, ‘cause nobody tells me nothin’!

Rule 5: If it's Feb. 22 , yer rool may hav an odd number of words. If not, it cannot. I don't care if your lungs are air'd.

Ruhl 5 6: If you wanna hav a hog killin' time, each following ruhl must be interrup- STOP WRITING!!!!

Edit: What, no Hot Fuzz reference? -sigh- Oh, right. The underage drinking.

Edited by SkyCat32 on Feb 25th 2020 at 7:10:33 AM

Rawr.

Rule 1. All rules after this must include a form of Wild West slang.

Rule 2. All rules after this must also make a Hot Fuzz reference, unless you wanna go to boot hill. It's not your village anymore.

Rule 3. You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Then you hafta make sure each of 'yer rules after this one mispells at least one word. Go on, keep the pot 'a boiling.

Rool 4: I’m the sheriff in this town, so from now on, the letter “E” cannot appear more than five times in any rule! If you think it’s hard, too bad, ‘cause nobody tells me nothin’!

Rule 5: If it's Feb. 22 , yer rool may hav an odd number of words. If not, it cannot. I don't care if your lungs are air'd (starting from 1-digit digits with the digit 7)

Ruhl 6: If you wanna hav a hog killin' time, each following ruhl must be interrup- STOP WRITING!!!!

Rule 7: I just found out about girl-on-girl (there's nothing like a bit of it), so each rool (following the tradition of the saloon girls [where your nostrils got paint'd]) must have at least two F's, unless you'd like to lie on a speed bump.

Rule 7 breaks Rule 6 because it wasn’t interrupted.

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Rule 1: No rules after this one can make any references to any works.

Rule 1: No rules after this one can make any references to any works.

Rule 2: No rules after this can use more than three syllables.

Rawr.

Rule 1: No rules after this one can make any references to any works.

Rule 2: No rules after this can use more than three syllables.

Rule 3: Please, try not to sandwich post.

Edited by Routeferret on Mar 4th 2020 at 8:40:55 PM

Rule 1: No rules after this one can make any references to any works.

Rule 2: No rules after this can use more than three syllables.

Rule 3: Please, try not to sandwich post.

Rule 4: No vowel may start words, starting from Rule 5. Numbers are not words (i.e. "2" is not "two").

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Mar 9th 2020 at 6:08:41 AM

Rule 1: No rules after this one can make any references to any works.

Rule 2: No rules after this can use more than three syllables.

Rule 3: Please, try not to sandwich post.

Rule 4: No vowel may start words, starting from Rule 5. Numbers are not words (i.e. "2" is not "two").

Rule 5: No rule may have more than ten times ten characters, including the words "Rule X."

In retrospect, I can't believe that slipped past me ! I spent about five minute making sure I didn't break any rules, too.

Edited by jaketroper on Apr 21st 2020 at 6:50:55 AM

Rule 5 violates rule 4 by using the word "including," which starts with a vowel, "I".

rule one: all following rules must exclusively use lowercase letters. numbers must be spelled out.

oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘

rule one: all following rules must exclusively use lowercase letters. numbers must be spelled out.

rule two: everyone must now use south park references, mkay?

Edited by OwenL on Apr 21st 2020 at 5:49:12 AM

rule one: all following rules must exclusively use lowercase letters. numbers must be spelled out.

rule two: everyone must now use south park references, mkay?

rule three: no rules can use potholes, because your tears are so yummy!

Rawr.

rule one: all following rules must exclusively use lowercase letters. numbers must be spelled out.

rule two: everyone must now use south park references, mkay?

rule three: no rules can use potholes, because your tears are so yummy!

rule four: you cannot use the following phrases: "oh my god" "omg" "you killed" "you bastard" "you bastards"

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rule one: all following rules must exclusively use lowercase letters. numbers must be spelled out.

rule two: everyone must now use south park references, mkay?

rule three: no rules can use potholes, because your tears are so yummy!

rule four: you cannot use the following phrases: "oh my god" "omg" "you killed" "you bastard" "you bastards"

rule five: every post after this must be worded as if it's addressing a "humble folk without temptation." interpret this rule how you will.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

rule one: all following rules must exclusively use lowercase letters. numbers must be spelled out.

rule two: everyone must now use south park references, mkay?

rule three: no rules can use potholes, because your tears are so yummy!

rule four: you cannot use the following phrases: "oh my god" "omg" "you killed" "you bastard" "you bastards"

rule five: every post after this must be worded as if it's addressing a "humble folk without temptation." interpret this rule how you will.

rule six: come on down to south park and make some friends now; please kindly refrain from using profanity or slurs in subsequent rules.

Rawr.

rule one: all following rules must exclusively use lowercase letters. numbers must be spelled out.

rule two: everyone must now use south park references, mkay?

rule three: no rules can use potholes, because your tears are so yummy!

rule four: you cannot use the following phrases: "oh my god" "omg" "you killed" "you bastard" "you bastards"

rule five: every post after this must be worded as if it's addressing a "humble folk without temptation." interpret this rule how you will.

rule six: come on down to south park and make some friends now; please kindly refrain from using profanity or slurs in subsequent rules.

rule seven: if you have a reference that contains swear words (i.e. profanity and swears), you may edit the reference to remove such foul language. also, no words over fifteen letters, or i'll kill your parents and feel 'em to you!

bump

Rawr.

rule one: all following rules must exclusively use lowercase letters. numbers must be spelled out.

rule two: everyone must now use south park references, mkay?

rule three: no rules can use potholes, because your tears are so yummy!

rule four: you cannot use the following phrases: "oh my god" "omg" "you killed" "you bastard" "you bastards"

rule five: every post after this must be worded as if it's addressing a "humble folk without temptation." interpret this rule how you will.

rule six: come on down to south park and make some friends now; please kindly refrain from using profanity or slurs in subsequent rules.

rule seven: if you have a reference that contains swear words (i.e. profanity and swears), you may edit the reference to remove such foul language. also, no words over fifteen letters, or i'll kill your parents and feel 'em to you!

rule eight: post a picture of kenny after every new rule not counting this one.

Bump

rule one: all following rules must exclusively use lowercase letters. numbers must be spelled out.

rule two: everyone must now use south park references, mkay?

rule three: no rules can use potholes, because your tears are so yummy!

rule four: you cannot use the following phrases: "oh my god" "omg" "you killed" "you bastard" "you bastards"

rule five: every post after this must be worded as if it's addressing a "humble folk without temptation." interpret this rule how you will.

rule six: come on down to south park and make some friends now; please kindly refrain from using profanity or slurs in subsequent rules.

rule seven: if you have a reference that contains swear words (i.e. profanity and swears), you may edit the reference to remove such foul language. also, no words over fifteen letters, or i'll kill your parents and feel 'em to you!

rule eight: post a picture of kenny after every new rule not counting this one.

rule nine: note that kenny can mean any kenny. also, no single-letter words (treating contractions [like you'll] as one word, and hyphenated words [like bluish-green or six-year-old] as spaces) or i'll shove your mouth in a thick jacket that makes it hard for you to speak intelligently!◊

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Jul 4th 2020 at 11:07:00 AM

rule nine does not sound like humble folk without temptation. from the top.

1. ALL RULES MUST BE IN ALL CAPS AND NUMBERED ONLY.

Rawr.

1. ALL RULES MUST BE IN ALL CAPS AND NUMBERED ONLY.
2. NO RULES BASED ON MAKING REFERENCES.

Edited by Routeferret on Jul 5th 2020 at 6:42:26 PM

1. ALL RULES MUST BE IN ALL CAPS AND NUMBERED ONLY.

2. NO RULES BASED ON MAKING REFERENCES.

3. ALL RULES AFTER THIS ONE MUST HAVE TEN OR LESS WORDS, EXCLUDING THE NUMBER OF COURSE.

1. ALL RULES MUST BE IN ALL CAPS AND NUMBERED ONLY.

2. NO RULES BASED ON MAKING REFERENCES.

3. ALL RULES AFTER THIS ONE MUST HAVE TEN OR LESS WORDS, EXCLUDING THE NUMBER OF COURSE.

4. ONLY USE WORDS FOUND IN THE OXFORD DICTIONARY.

1. ALL RULES MUST BE IN ALL CAPS AND NUMBERED ONLY.

2. NO RULES BASED ON MAKING REFERENCES.

3. ALL RULES AFTER THIS ONE MUST HAVE TEN OR LESS WORDS, EXCLUDING THE NUMBER OF COURSE.

4. ONLY USE WORDS FOUND IN THE OXFORD DICTIONARY.

5. DO NOT USE CONTRACTIONS.

Rawr.

1. ALL RULES MUST BE IN ALL CAPS AND NUMBERED ONLY.

2. NO RULES BASED ON MAKING REFERENCES.

3. ALL RULES AFTER THIS ONE MUST HAVE TEN OR LESS WORDS, EXCLUDING THE NUMBER OF COURSE.

4. ONLY USE WORDS FOUND IN THE OXFORD DICTIONARY.

5. DO NOT USE CONTRACTIONS.

6. ONLY USE THE SHIFT KEY FOR CAPITALIZATION.