All-Purpose Bleach Fanfiction Thread

Ah, but recall that Asia can punt skyscrapers with a broken ankle.

Yeah, but if the recent revelations about Kenpachi Zaraki are to be taken at face value, he may prove to be a serious contender for unseating Master Asia.

I haven't really been keeping up. What revelations?

Just go to Mangastream and read the new chapter; it's all about this very topic.

edited 30th Jan '13 9:45:04 AM by MarqFJA

You really have it in for we spoiler hounds, dontcha?

chap 525?

edited 30th Jan '13 9:44:48 AM by EvaUnit01

Yup. You may also want to read the immediately previous chapter's second half, since it contains some Character Development for both Kenpachi and Unohana.

Let it be said now that I'm only as far as the eng anime.

... You really need to Archive Binge on the manga, then. Really.

Clearly, because Unohana seems to be chanelling Lucy for some reason.

Well, that may seem extra shocking because you haven't gotten the memo that the Gotei 13 of before 1000 years ago, the period from which she and Yamamoto hails from, were pretty much all Blood Knights and Psychos For Hire like the modern 11th Division (and perhaps Mayuri, for the less combat-oriented types)... and that she's the very first holder of the title of "Kenpachi".

No, I do not kid. Her real/birth/original name is Yachiru Unohana, BTW.

PS: Also, the anime ends right before the current manga arc, so none of this will be explained in the anime. Kubo probably pressured the studio into waiting until he finishes his entire arc, to avoid them accidentally screwing it up with the wrong kind of padding/filler or something.

edited 30th Jan '13 10:08:16 AM by MarqFJA

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Surely you shit me, good sir.

No, I do not. Old Man Genocide that you know and love? He used to be even more ruthless before he properly (re)formed the Gotei 13 one thousand years ago into the current, orderly organization that we know. The arc's Big Bad notes that Yamamoto and the Gotei 13 had gotten quite soft since those days.

edited 30th Jan '13 10:10:25 AM by MarqFJA

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<mind breaks>

"Oh, Old Man, you don't do genocide like in the good old days. What happened to you? Why did your joy for mass murder wither down and die? When did you lose your heart?"

I'm starting to get the feeling that 1000-years-ago Soul Society was a very similar place to the world of Berserk...

Back then, Hell used to be the nice play where to go.

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You're not exaggerating, are you?

Maybe he is, given that the only depiction of Hell that we know of is the Hell Chapter movie, and the only thing that's agreed to be canonical about it is the World-Building aspect... sort of. I'm not sure myself.

edited 30th Jan '13 10:21:29 AM by MarqFJA

"Welcome to Hell. Here, we will show you reruns of all the Bleach fillers for all eternity."

"Well, that doesn't sound too—"

"In between reruns of all the Naruto filler there is."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

I haven't seen any of the Bleach movies.

So FYI, guys, this just happened.

Someboyd need sot give that guy a medal!

So I've finally read through most of Uninvited Guests, and... Berserkergaya might be the most awesome thing ever that doesn't in some way involve Humongous Mecha.

Inorite?

Half the primary cast of Metal Gear Solid (by which I mean Solid, Liquid, The Boss, Big Boss, Ocelot, and Raiden) arrive in Soul Society.

Discuss?