Figure of Hourai
Finding someone who can act as a guide is the difficult bit. Well... not really, but it's the first obstacle.
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Cessant Sinner in Red
RAP.
FOUN-
DUH.
NEOMAYS
WELL I'M BILLY MAYS/AND I'M HERE TODAY/ SO LISTEN UP, I'VE COME TO SAY/GET UP FROM THE CHAIR, AND BUY OXYCLEAN, TODAY. /WELL SPIT IT OUT/GOT NOTHING TO SAY?/IT'S ONLY 29.99 SO BUY IT TODAY./
THE MAN YOUR MAN COULD SMELL LIKE AKA PARAGON
Look at your wallet, now back to me/ Now look at the Oxyclean, not back to me/ Now close your eyes, now open them! / My hands are full of cash! /Where did i get this? From not buying that crap!/ You peddle a product when you could smell great! /Really, it's sad; how long have you waited for a date?/ It's a art i've mastered, i don't even need to try!/ When i walk in the room smelling fresh, all the ladies just want to die!
NEOMAYS
WELL LEMME TELL YOU/WHAT I THINK/YOUR PRODUCT IS HORRIBLE/YOU REALLY FUCKING STINK/WHILE WITH MINE/YOU CAN NEVER FAIL/ I'VE BROUGHT THE DOUGH HOME WITHOUT FAIL/EVERYONE KNOWS ME/WHO ARE YOU?/NEVER EVEN HEARD OF YA!/ALL THE LADIES, LOVE MY SHIRTS/WHILE YOURS LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF DIRT/ CAUSE MINE ARE CLEAN, AND YOURS ARE STAINED/ AND I'VE COME TO SEE/IT'S NOT ABOUT THE SMELL, IT'S JUST ABOUT ME./
IP
I appreciate the comparison, it was spot on!/ There's just one problem, of which you haven't caught on/ I'm shirtless, too fresh to hide my likeness!/ Might want to consider peddling a cure for blindness!/ And while you do that for cash, scrounging for more/ You'll never see me again, because i'm on a horse.
...
Why did I win again?
edited 10th Jan '12 2:54:26 PM by neopie
I ship it.
Figure of Hourai
Too lazy to post again, today. XD
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The Warrior Monk of Coeurl
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You were a bit more true to the person you were portraying, for sure. I kinda went off on a slight tangent and made it worse.
That's really all i can say other than "Why... why is it HERE!? WHYYYYYYYYY-"
"You lost, Dio. You lost for one simple reason - you were using charcoal." - Hank Hill
Dancing All Night
Neopie, post that to the Game of Truths Discussion Thread to memorialize the epic duel between you and our beloved GM. Right now.
edited 10th Jan '12 4:31:46 PM by Motree
“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."
The Warrior Monk of Coeurl
WHYYYYYYYY-
"You lost, Dio. You lost for one simple reason - you were using charcoal." - Hank Hill
Cessant Sinner in Red
Yes Miss Mo.
I ship it.
Dancing All Night
You have done well, my son.
“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."
I am extremely perplexed. -perplexed face-
edited 11th Jan '12 1:53:09 AM by Aralyn
When I walk on the street counting my steps, magic keeps silent and reality stalks me.
I was going to wait for someone to post and see who was active. I don't want to be a double poster.
Some people say I'm lazy. It's hard to disagree.
I would post, but I can't seem to spot anything that requires G Ming attention. Maybe you could thump your post, and then make another post with text from both?
edited 11th Jan '12 3:33:33 AM by LizardOfAus
Dancing All Night
Or simply edit. Or if you want, I can have Xue Shulin finish her tea so you can run into her and have something to do.
edited 11th Jan '12 5:42:13 AM by Motree
“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."
Well first...I need to figure out what to do...plus it's about bedtime for me anyways...
Besides, it's not like I'm putting anyone in limbo...
Some people say I'm lazy. It's hard to disagree.
Dancing All Night
Aha, gotcha. Well, someone gimme a holler if ya need someone to have a character socialize with. I kind of want to write her trying to be businesslike in private conversation, only to get awkward when that doesn't work.
“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."
Figure of Hourai
Hnn. Writer's Block is annoying, all the more so when it's localised.
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Since nothing is happening with the other players...I guess either John or Linda could bump into Xue Shulin (who according to a height chart is about tall as an 11 year-old...)
Some people say I'm lazy. It's hard to disagree.
Dancing All Night
She's a bit shorter than the average height of women in China.
“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."
Funny...considering that John is an average american 12-year-old boy, he's going to be an inch taller than Xue...
edited 11th Jan '12 8:12:03 PM by JustaUsername
Some people say I'm lazy. It's hard to disagree.
Dancing All Night
She still physically looks around her mid to late 20's despite being in her 30's, but that's pretty much due to good health. It's a bit jarring when you pair that with her height.
She's also officially my shortest adult character. WOO!
In seriousness, RP posting from me will be postponed until tomorrow thanks to exams and me needing to get an assignment done last-minute.
edited 11th Jan '12 8:17:11 PM by Motree
“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."
Huh...I just posted about John bumping into your character...oh well this RP was going slowly anyways!
I have been blocked :/
When I walk on the street counting my steps, magic keeps silent and reality stalks me.
Geeze, everyone's feeling the blockage. It's my duty as a GM to do something, but what? What?
Magically teleport everyone to the temple out of the blue?
Hahah ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
...you know, Jau has a good point ;D
When I walk on the street counting my steps, magic keeps silent and reality stalks me.
I have a vague idea of how to get Terry and his parents there, though that would require a tour guide. See, they don't exactly know of the Heart, they just are there for the view.