Big Damned Crossover

"Aww, I was hoping to get a facial. And the spa was on the side of town you destroyed!" Blackfire complained with a laugh. "Oh well...better level the rest of the town out." Blackfire giggled before sending some starbolts to a nearby building. "They're falling like dominoes!" She cheered gleefully.

Vita raised Graf Eisen, eyeing the bizarre sight in front of her without too much shock. She'd fought monsters before, and seen similarly strange fights. This was nothing new.

"What the hell is going on?" she demanded.

edited 23rd Nov '11 12:21:03 PM by Bindlestick

At hearing the Girl's voice, The Knight rather lazily turns towards her. Despite his posture indicating laziness, there was a feeling of malice and savagery radiating from him.

"A Mage. Eh, Whatever."

The Knight snaps his fingers, A sign that the Rhino monster is to attack an object of it's master's displeasure... Namely Vita, which it does by charging towards her like a train of muscle and metal.

Vita's eyes narrowed, and she swung Graf Eisen back over her shoulder.

"You just made a big mistake, attacking a TSAB agent and one of the Wolkenritter!" she said. "Eisen!"

"Raketenhammer."

A rocket appeared on the back of Graf Eisen's head. Vita lifted off of the ground as the rocket burst to life with a roar, flames bursting out of the back. The boost caused her to spin, building up force behind the swing. Then, it collided with the rhino like a rocket-propelled freight train.

Hiei simply moved out of the combat zone and chuckled. Taking up a position on a nearby rooftop, he settled in to watch the action.

As expected, the Rhino flew back with great force, impacting the wall and leaving it stuck there like a chunk of wet clay. But the beast's charge was a distraction for the deranged Rider to close in from a different direction and strike out at the mage with the horned gauntlet.

A short distance away from Peacock's grand theft auto, a skinny blonde-haired girl with metal bolts protruding from the sides of her head, and several large stitches across her face was crossing the street with a slightly shaky and lopsided gait. As the red convertible screeched arounf the corner, Fran Madaraki barely had time to turn and see it.

"Oh dear..."

The rocket booster vanished, as Vita swung Graf Eisen back. Noticing that the knight was attacking her from the opposite direction, she quickly spun, swinging Eisen at the same time, in a bid to knock him to the side.

Ohja grins behind his helmet and uses his scepter to intercept the Warhammer, hoping to either knock it away or keep it pinned before thrusting once more with the gauntlet.

Frieza's response to the strange man in front of him was curt and to-the-point.

"No." He pointed at the man's head, and shot a beam of purple energy out of his fingertip, intending to kill the... whatever this man was.

While Graf Eisen was blocked, the force from its impact would surely travel through the scepter and to the knight's arms. In an instant, Vita swung her left hand up to meet the gauntlet, a triangular magic shield spreading from the palm of her hand to intercept it. She shoved at the scepter with Eisen as she held the shield up.

The Combined impacts of his thrust being intercepted by the shield and his staff hitting the Hammer shook up Ohja and caused his strength to diminish from his arms taking such punishment.

"Gh! Not bad."

The Rhino beasts frees itself from, the wall and charges towards Vita, Not caring at all that Ohja was also in the way since it pretty much hates him for killing his original master.

"Hm?"

Ohja hears his little pet's thumping footsteps and attempts to force his opponent into taking the brunt of it's furious charge by forcing the Mage into having her back face the Rhino.

Vita heard the Rhino creature charging, and leaped back.

"Panzerhindernis," Graf Eisen intoned. As much as she would've liked to, Vita didn't have time to spin around and cream the rhino creature in the face. Instead, she triggered her more powerful shield spell, a chamber made out of magical energy forming around her before the rhino could hit.

Ohja casually sidestepped out of his little pet's path and watched in amusement as it hit the magic shield and suffered a headache for it's troubles, hitting the shield a few more times before deciding to fuck it and return to the mirror world via puddle.

"Hmph, Wimp."

Ohja throws the gauntlet away, causing it to disintegrate as he draws a card from his buckle and activates it by sliding it into the Scepter.

SWORD VENT

In the Gauntlet's place, Ohja is armed with a golden spiral-sword that slightly resembles a rattlesnake's tail, he tests the sword out by cutting a dumpster in half with a swing before staring down the Mage.

"I don't have all day."

The shield shattered

With speed surprising for someone so small, Vita raised Graf Eisen and charged. She drew closer and closer to the knight, Eisen swung back, before swinging it forwards in an attempt to slam the head into his gut.

Ohja was moderately surprised, but managed to dodge the attack- if barely since his instinct had kept him on constant alert and retaliates by Kicking Vita on the gut and bringing the sword down on her head.

Hiei rolled his eyes and jumped off the roof, landing gracefully a short distance from the combatants. He'd hoped he could have fun fighting a fellow swordsman, since this guy was clearly a maniac. But if that move was anything to go by, it seemed his hopes had been dashed, much like the demons he was in the area to kill, this guy was trash.

He turned to walk away.

edited 22nd Nov '11 7:24:18 PM by tachikaze

WHAM

All right, so Peacock had been driving with one foot. With her eyes closed. Who could blame her? When it was time for another cigar, it was time for another cigar. It wasn't like she couldn't bounce back if she crashed. But with her eyes off the road, she'd hit something rather large. Screwing up her face, Peacock slammed on the brakes and backed up the vehicle to take a look at what exactly she'd hit.

"Ooh," she said. Her face lit up when she saw the damage. Her eyes— the ones on her arms— sparkled. "A little roadkill, eh?"

A lady? Looked like a lady. Bloody, but still definitely a lady. She reminded Peacock of the scientists back at home base with her long, white coat. Maybe a bit beaten up with that stitching— or maybe that was just from getting run over? The bolts on the side of her head were a novelty, though. Peacock got down on one knee, curious, and idly prodded one of the prone woman's head-bolts with a finger.

edited 22nd Nov '11 7:34:31 PM by ArtilleryOmni

Considering Vita's small size, the kick was more then enough to send her flying, with a brief cry of pain. This did, of course, have the side effect of causing the sword swing to completely miss. She colliding with the ground, and rolled once, before quickly righting herself, Eisen still gripped in her hands.

"Bastard!" she cried, as Eisen loaded another cartridge. She swung it back.

"Schwablefliegen!"

Iron orbs appeared in front of her. She swung Graf Eisen and hit each of them, propelling them towards the knight. If they hit, they would explode.

Shirou caught the opening, and moved in quickly with his sword for the move that would finally have him managing a blow on Saber-

Ohja seemed rather... Apathetic to the Iron orbs heading towards him and manages to dodge a few of them, but ended up taking damage due to the explosive properties of the projectiles and knocked down by the ones that he failed to avoid.

"Uhhhhh..."

Ohja shakes his head as he stood up, popping his neck bones and assuming a more savage stance.

"Hehehe... This is getting fun..."

The Rider then charges with greater speed than before, apparently he's been holding back to prolong the fight and possibly conserve stamina.

Vita's next move was very simple. While she was used to being the one charging into the fight, that also meant she knew how to counter it. Which was, from her position, simple.

The moment the knight got close, she swung Graf Eisen as hard as she could at his midesction.

While Asakura was many, nasty things, Stupid was not one of them, so at just a few inches out the Warhammer's maximum range, he did a rather brazen if risky tactic... He throws the Sword at Vita, which obviously wouldn't work since it's going to be easily blocked due to the telegraphed flight pattern. But doing harm clearly wasn't the intention of that attack.

edited 22nd Nov '11 8:08:30 PM by Strigon

Hiei, who had turned around at the sound of the explosions, could only facepalm at this newest move, even if it was just a diversion it left the costumed fool completely unarmed...