Jer gets all the girls
Those are good too.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
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Jer gets all the girls
But which pringles, man.
The correct answer is plain, or sour cream and onion
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
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Plain. Duh.
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Jer gets all the girls
Acceptable
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Jer gets all the girls
I'm so sick of political ads. Can we just have the election already? It's really hard to care about who is gonna be PM when they're only gonna last like a year anyway...
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
"Team Ken, baby"
Did you all vote today? Did you eat a democracy sausage?
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I think this'll be the last election where I can't vote because I'm not old enough. 
"Team Ken, baby"
Urgh. Libs look like they're gonna win 
Jer gets all the girls
I voted. No sausage sizzle!
I feel betrayed.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
"Team Ken, baby"
I ended up cooking my own democracy sausage. As well as some democracy eggs.
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Jer gets all the girls
I'm beginning to think nobody got a democracy sausage
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
"Team Ken, baby"
Oh, my Dad got one, along with some democracy chocolate crackles. I was just too lazy to leave the house until an hour before the polls closed.
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I wasn't really hungry because I had breakfast just before going to the polling booth to hand out Greens how-to-votes with my parents, but I had a democracy soft drink, does that count? ramble nobody will care about
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Did you see people eating democracy sausages, though? Murutaku wants proof they exist.
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Jer gets all the girls
They're clearly a horrid lie.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
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The guy was selling them, and I'm pretty sure I saw some voters eating them
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The Smartie has spoken. The democracy sausage, unlike the cake, is not a lie.
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Jer gets all the girls
.............How do I know you're not part of the conspiracy?
Okay, so my town was just slack this year. Boooo.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
"Team Ken, baby"
Yeah, but it also depends on how late you voted. People can't just stand there feeding you sausages all day.
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Jer gets all the girls
10am, actually.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
"Team Ken, baby"
Well that's fucked! Demand a re-run! Demand proper democracy with proper democracy sausages!
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Jer gets all the girls
I KNOW RIGHT
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
"Team Ken, baby"
Also Democracy Sausage
has it's own Wikipedia page now.
Sour cream and onion is the best potato chip flavour.