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KingNerd Can-I-Bus from Suburbia. Since: Dec, 1969
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#76: Apr 23rd 2012 at 3:30:30 PM

[up]Meh, I've heard worse.

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Akalabth Self-loathing and sandwiches. from Ghost Planet Since: Feb, 2012
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#77: Apr 23rd 2012 at 3:49:23 PM

Honestly I'll take these three tracks over any rihanna or whoever has been riding high in the billboard top 100 these last few years. I don't even think it's that bad. Quirky yes, weird, definitely, unlistenable, by all means no.

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inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
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#78: Apr 23rd 2012 at 3:53:30 PM

I actually liked it as well (*It's all one piece of music*). But it is supposed to be the lest possibly desired music:

The most unwanted music is over 25 minutes long, veers wildly between loud and quiet sections, between fast and slow tempos, and features timbres of extremely high and low pitch, with each dichotomy presented in abrupt transition. The most unwanted orchestra was determined to be large, and features the accordion and bagpipe (which tie at 13% as the most unwanted instrument), banjo, flute, tuba, harp, organ, synthesizer (the only instrument that appears in both the most wanted and most unwanted ensembles). An operatic soprano raps and sings atonal music, advertising jingles, political slogans, and "elevator" music, and a children's choir sings jingles and holiday songs. The most unwanted subjects for lyrics are cowboys and holidays, and the most unwanted listening circumstances are involuntary exposure to commercials and elevator music. Therefore, it can be shown that if there is no covariance—someone who dislikes bagpipes is as likely to hate elevator music as someone who despises the organ, for example—fewer than 200 individuals of the world's total population would enjoy this piece.

Of course, the Most Wanted Music is far worse.

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Akalabth Self-loathing and sandwiches. from Ghost Planet Since: Feb, 2012
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#79: Apr 23rd 2012 at 4:01:26 PM

Ah ok now I get the wild uncanny changes in tone. Well I must admit I hate bagpipes AND accordion usually but here there's so much more in the same track that it didn't even bother me.

Also I'm a fan of the Residents. Maybe that helps, I don't know.

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inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
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#80: Apr 23rd 2012 at 4:07:01 PM

IMO if you have a soprano rapping about Wittgenstein you can't be bad.

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0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
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#82: Apr 23rd 2012 at 5:18:09 PM

I haven't met a person yet who dislikes "The Most Unwanted Song". It's a modern masterpiece of postmodern art.

And I'm gonna come right out and say I enjoy "The Most Wanted Song". It's extremely cheesy, yeah, but I love cheese! I have high cholesterol!

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inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
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#83: Apr 23rd 2012 at 5:19:30 PM

Out on the plains just me and my mind

Took me a break to read some Wittgenstein

Born in Vienna in ’89

He obessessed with theories of language and time

Like “Tractactus” where Ludwig would claim

“The logic of our language is misunderstood”

Philosophy is based on a false pretense

So philosophy itself is nonsense! Nonsense!

Philosophy itself is nonsense!

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0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
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#84: Apr 23rd 2012 at 5:24:09 PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I want to get a whole bunch of people together to do a sing along of the very last part of the song.

OR!!! Maybe I can get a whole bunch of people who would be willing to do a live performance of it, or maybe organize a flash mob using that song or even— *is shot before I can think of any more bad ideas*

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DemonSharkKisame Since: May, 2009
#85: Apr 23rd 2012 at 6:46:56 PM

I... what... eh... the... fuck? ...is this...? aaarrghblarrggglllhhh

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
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#86: Apr 23rd 2012 at 7:01:28 PM

Oh, honey, it's fine, it's just an opera singer rapping about the Ol' West.

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Yachar Cogito ergo cogito from Estonia Since: Mar, 2010
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#87: Apr 24th 2012 at 2:45:21 AM

I liked the most unwanted piece as well.

All except the children ofc, but seriously, some of it is genuinely cool.

EDIT: Also I don't understand peoples apparent distaste for the organ. I mean damn that instrument is epic and cool. B***s be crazy!

edited 24th Apr '12 2:48:42 AM by Yachar

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0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
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#88: Apr 24th 2012 at 12:29:23 PM

Come on, the singing children are the funniest parts. And they gave us an awesome Yom Kippur song to boot!

(I like the Ramadan one the best, but this, Labor Day, and Christmas are the only ones by themselves on You Tube.)

edited 24th Apr '12 12:30:30 PM by 0dd1

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x86x2 Eternally dreaming... Since: Nov, 2011
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#89: Apr 24th 2012 at 4:12:25 PM

I remember posting this on another thread before, but this just deserves it. Admittedly, these guys ended up getting better (not by much IMO) but this is just terrible beyond belief.

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inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
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#90: Apr 24th 2012 at 6:14:04 PM

IIRC that was like their first demo though.

Still atrocious, but understandably so.

Fuck yeah, Rhymes on a Dime! waii

(*They definately have gotten better, they're almost listenable now*)

edited 24th Apr '12 6:20:43 PM by inane242

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KingOfNerds Prone Crew from Hip-Hop Heaven Since: Nov, 2012
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#91: Dec 6th 2012 at 12:47:49 PM

edited 6th Dec '12 12:59:07 PM by KingOfNerds

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Teraus Awesome Lightning Mantra from The Origin of Dreams Since: Jul, 2011
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#92: Jun 16th 2013 at 10:06:56 PM

Brazilian funk in general.

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#93: Jun 19th 2013 at 7:21:51 PM

This Russian "melodic death metal" wannabe band is legendary in its absolute arseness. I pity the somewhat cute girl singer, who actually seems quite embarassed by the whole performance (and pissed at the lead vocalist for constantly stealing her lines). Doesn't make up for her bad singing, though - her male counterpart sings even worse, but at least stays in tune when growling [lol] .

edited 19th Jun '13 7:22:03 PM by TAPETRVE

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PhysicalStamina Since: Apr, 2012
#94: Jun 22nd 2013 at 9:31:48 AM

[up][up]I'd like to challenge you on that.

Teraus Awesome Lightning Mantra from The Origin of Dreams Since: Jul, 2011
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#95: Jun 22nd 2013 at 6:51:01 PM

[up] That's bad, but not nearly as atrocious as this:

(I felt dirty while searching for this thing on Youtube)

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PhysicalStamina Since: Apr, 2012
#96: Jun 22nd 2013 at 6:58:49 PM

[up]This is funk? Sounds like bad Electro to me.

Teraus Awesome Lightning Mantra from The Origin of Dreams Since: Jul, 2011
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#97: Jun 22nd 2013 at 7:23:49 PM

[up] They call it funk here in Brazil. Don't expect the people who like it to care about being faithful to the original genre, lol

edited 22nd Jun '13 7:24:08 PM by Teraus

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#99: Jun 23rd 2013 at 9:32:24 AM

[up] The try-hard factor is strong with this one

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