The worst music ever.

I don't know why, but I keep thinking about the music from LSD Dream Emulator every time I hear this.

I am totally up to writing shitty music!

That I can do.

Ever amp-distorted something?

I have, it sounds horrible. So...so horrible.

How about an instrumental concept album based on playing said game...

I'm getting off-topic; that would be fascinating, not horrible.

So, should I go ahead and start a Troper Covens thread for the lets-make-deliberately-awful-music thing? I'll post a link here once it's created.

Sure, Why Not?.

@ Original topic: ...When the music I write is better, you know it sucks. XD

Here's the thread. You guys should all take part in this, because I told you to.

edited 17th Apr '11 1:50:52 PM by Lordnecronus

Here's more if anyone's interested. Track 5 is my personal favorite, enjoy.

http://www.mediafire.com/?iywedu73fdxyx

I used to like these guys, but then they sold out and went mainstream by being posted on the TV Tropes Forum. I kid, but I'm not sure if this is a joke or not. You've got to be a really committed troll to make this, then give it to people out on the street.

That's pedestrian. A real troll would sell it to them.

This is going to top Onager big time. :P

This might be controversial, but in retrospect, Friday is actually a really cute song. I might even say that it's better than a large percentage of genuinely popular music.

Woa, track 04 actually had potential.

I'm totally doing the 60-minute loop with "Yeah" and "Uh huh."

This might be the worst and most pointless conjunction of... "music" and video I've ever seen:

So basically, it's Friday with Goth kids. And where did he get the sausage links? His plate clearly had bacon on it.

edited 24th Apr '11 12:56:50 PM by Buscemi

That video clearly expresses the plight that these goth kids go through on a daily basis. Their anger at drinks in cups.

I think they dumped about 5 out throughout the course of video. But yeah. That's pretty bad. And hilarious. My favorite part is when he vomits kool-aid. (Was it supposed to be blood?)

The song is enjoyable though during the clean vocal parts.

They're not goth kids.

Well, they aren't emo kids.

Specifically, they belong to a rare species known as the "kvlt kiddie", a breed of stereotypical black metal fan that is often considered mythological due to the aforementioned rarity. However, their natural habitat tends to be the internet; IRL, they tend to be too reserved and socially awkward to actually go outside with all that stuff on.

Seconded. These kids are probably declaring krieg against Raffi and burning down the ancient playgrounds of Flyover Country as we speak.

edited 25th Apr '11 5:29:25 AM by DarkDecapodian

These wouldn't be the "RAID THOSE VIDEOS IN THE NAME OF RAWK AND METUL!!1!1" sorts, would they?

Unfortunately, there are a lot more of those people. Kvlt kiddies do make up a small percentage of them, though.

Kvlt kiddies are above that sort of thing. As is everyone, really; it's hard not to look down on 12-year-old YouTubers that think they're real metalheads because they discovered Metallica a week ago.