ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

"..."

"TO ME!"

Pi leaps onto Barsamin's back, and flies towards the tower, Clan Warden following.

"Fucking bitch, trying to fuck with my town..."

The cloaked figure once again appears behind Pi, to those who can see such things, eyes blazing with righteous and unholy wrath.

-Kyrie does a quick pirouette-

Come on!

-almost immediately Emilie dashes at Klunk with an X-Scissor-

Another green world.

Psyche grins. "Feel like rolling the dice? Hold on tight!" Totem latches on to Val's Skarmory and divebombs toward the building.

"All right, Totem, give about a 5 meter leeway, the building looks big enough for that. Can you see through the ceiling? Are we going to hit a wall? I really don't feel like telefragging today."

Totem stares intensely. <The roof's too thick, we're going in blind, Psy. If this doesn't work, it was an honor serving under you.>

"Shut up you big galoot, we got this." And with that, BLIP.

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

-points at the snag machine while a peon attack-

That.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

The Under

...

Cobalt: <He's controlling Every, but Tagg's too far away for me to contact him right now.>

Tokarev: -To Crewe and Every- You can kill him now, or at least try.

Muddy: -Lunges at Tokarev- <I'll crush your head like a Grepa Berr-Gets rammed by Lev-Argh!

Lev: <Can't let you do that salamander.>

Tokarev: -Throws out a ball- <Anatoly, indulge his mons won't you?>

Anatoly: -Is a Tyranitar- <Sure thing.>

edited 18th Oct '13 5:52:02 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Shadow Pokemon Laboratory

Miles had sent out Rana to participate in the chaotic battle by firing Poison Stings from behind cover. That was, until she learned Helping Hand from watching such high-level combat and switched to a support role for now.

The Under

Miles hid behind his Rhyhorn, Batter as he ordered continuous Rock Blasts. Miles didn't notice at first, but Batter didn't seem to have a problem aiming for human targets once he realized that guns were weapons. Apparently, armed humans were fair game in his eyes for some reason...

Martin and co. continue fighting and stuff.

The lights come on, and the room is decorated with PICKLES.

The Under

-the Morendos continue trailing the Peon, who suddenly turns around-

Peon: Ah! Intruders with blue hair! You won't be going any farther!

Pianis: We'll see about that.

Peon: Behold, the ultimate power!

-the Peon sends out an Espeon plushie-

Peon: Go, Shadow Espeon! Crush them!

Shadow Plushie: ...falling forever...

-the plushie does nothing-

-the Morendos all pause for a moment, apart from Shadow, who hides behind Forte-

Peon: Go on, attack them!

Shadow Plushie: Trapped in this machine...

Forte: Hey! You're the guy that tried to steal Shadow!

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Titan's Lab

-Totem, Skarmory, Val and Psyche are all blipped into what appears to be a small hospital room, though their arrival point is about four feet off of the floor. They promptly crash to the ground. A blonde-haired woman with a set of ugly scars across her face looks up from the only occupied bed.-

Aelia: What the hell? Who the hell are you lot, and how the hell did you get in here?

Val: ...I swear, Caroline, if you ever try that again I will murder you...

The Under

-Herbert nods at Elise, then turns to face one of the Peons who doesn't have a gun. The Peon gives a groan as he looks at Herbert more closely.-

Mook: ...Oh great. It's you again.

Herbert: Trust me, the disappointment is mutual. Falchion, Night Slash!

-Falchion charges forward, only to be intercepted by a Brick Break from Mook's Golurk and KO'd.-

Mook: Heh. Looks like you haven't improved much since nicking my Machop.

Hasslemon

SI: That would be ideal.

SI Unfortunately, I fear we may be in a situation where an encounter is unavoidable.

edited 18th Oct '13 5:56:50 PM by Herbert40k

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

With Tokarev & Co.

... Finally.

-she steps around Tokarev, giving him a wide berth, and charges straight for Tagg, aiming her claws at his face-

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

The Under, tunnels

-Amanita and Brie enter the tunnels, followed by Emperor and Skyfire-

-with the exception of Skyfire, they are tripped up by the entry hazards-

Emperor: <Roots! These trees are cleverer than I'd imagined...> -struggles back to his claws, charging a Sudowoodo-

Amanita: -trying to bandage a cut from the Spikes- Argh...-sends out Ares and Thorn- You two, guard Emperor. And try to keep anything from killing me, okay?

-both go to do just that-

Skyfire: <Brie, are you all right?>

Brie: -gets up, using Skyfire as support- My foot...

Skyfire: <...> -hisses- <I hope the mons here are ready to play with fire.>

-and launches a Fire Blast into the Cipher mons-

The Under, with Tagg

-Every sprints straight at Tagg, attempting a full-body tackle. Given the Peon armor, this is slightly more threatening than it sounds-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Psyche waves her off. "You know that was fun." She promptly clutches her head.

Totem lays her on the bed next to Aelia. <What's wrong?>

Psyche bites her lip. ~I got good news, and I got bad news. Good news, I got my powers back. Bad news, I got my powers back.~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

-watches straw go-

Hey wait! D:

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

Shadow Pokemon Lab

-Skye keeps dodging, but the distance between her and Diane becomes less and less-

Skye: <Diane, please, just calm down a—>

   Diane   : <   No!    Stop trying to control me!>

Skye: <You're being controlled by her!>

   Diane <Not for long. You're just my current target right now. And once you die, I'm going to get her off my back as well.>   

Skye: <...>

-Skye keeps trying, and loops around... swooping up right as Diane flies into the floating cloud of rocks-

   Diane: <GAH! Grrrrr...>   

The Under

While exchanging blows with a Cipher Houndoom, Batter suddenly reared up and shook the battlefield with his newly-learned Bulldoze attack.

"I'll say one thing," Miles said, having been knocked to his knees by his own pokemon's attack, "A fight of this scale has been doing wonders for our training regimen." Of course, it helps that the main threats on the enemy side are tied up with the main threats on our side...

The Under

-Manages to get just enough wits about me to dodge Crewe's slash, but gets knocked to the ground hard by Every's tackle-

Argh!

Forecaster: <Tagg!>

Muddy: -Glares at Lev- <That's not going to work twice.>

-And attacks with a close range Ice Punch-

Draca: -Glaring at Anatoly- <It's five of us versus one of you. Perhaps there'll be enough left for the Rattata to pick at your bones.>

Tropius: <You picked the wrong mons to mess with.>

Anatoly: <We'll see about that, morsels.>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-Ren's team has divided up into three smaller teams. The Rain team is made up of Noah, Zanna, Röntgen. The Sun team is made up of Kitsune, Rey Veneno, Seamstress, and Rio. And the Hail team is made up of Wendi, Luthia, and Copperfield.-

-Each team is using moves that have boosted by their team's respective weather. Gamma is teleporting between the Rain and Sun teams, loosing Thunders or Flamethrowers, respectively. Ren is near his mon supporting them with Stat boosters and healing items.-

-Peons who attempt to attack Ren themselves get a nice jolt of electricity from Ren's stun cane and a nice nap thanks to the flat side of The Blade of Kusanagi.-

edited 18th Oct '13 11:04:24 PM by keys2tkingdom

Titan's Lab

-Val staggers to her feet, recalling her Skarmory.-

Val: Urgh... sorry about this. We were just looking for a friendly base, and-

Aelia: I'm going to ask you again. The next time I ask, I won't be so polite. Who are you two, and why are you barging into my infirmary?

The Under

Herbert: Urgh, I do not have time for this... Revan, you're up!

-He sends out Revan, who sighs upon seeing Mook, a gesture which the Peon returns.-

Mook: Great. I have to deal with pissy little kids and annoying Dusknoir.

Revan: <This guy again? Can I hurt him this time around? Please?>

Herbert: We'll see. Revan, use Shadow Punch!

-Revan punches the Golurk.-

Mook: Golurk, use Shadow Punch!

-The Golurk punches Revan.-

Herbert: ...I get the feeling we could be doing this for some time.

edited 18th Oct '13 6:10:38 PM by Herbert40k

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

Psyche grits her teeth. "Peons. Base. Under. Invaded. Headache. Passing out now."

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

The Under, subway entrance

...Enough of this.

-Mezzo smacks the Peon with her umbrella-

Peon: Ow! How dare you! Shadow Espeon, destroy her mind!

Shadow Plushie: A flawless existence...

-Mezzo then smacks the plushie away-

Peon: Ah! I surrender!

Pianis: Good.

-the Morendos head further into the tunnels-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Wayland is busy throwing Peons around like nobody's business, while his two 'sears are burning things.

Zeta and her team are laying a major smackdown, and most of the Peons in the room are being occupied by various Extras.

Shadow Pokemon Lab

-Skye tries Whirlwinding Diane away. Diane keeps flying against the wind.-

   Diane: <Stop running away and fight, you coward!>   

Skye: <...I'm sorry, Diane...>

-She stops Whirlwinding once she nears a wall. She swoops under, leaving Diane to collide headfirst with the wall-

   Diane: <Guh...>   

-While Diane is dazed, Skye flies back, putting her armband back on-

Skye: Here goes...

-She pulls back her sleeve, revealing the Snag Machine given originally to Diane.-

Skye threw a Snag Ball!

Wobble...
Wobble...
Wobble...
Click!

Titan's Lab

-Aelia sighs at Psyche.-

Aelia: Well, she clearly isn't going to be any help. Other girl, can you explain things in a way that actually makes sense?

Val: She pretty much covered the basics, honestly. Our facility down in the Under was attacked, so we came here.

Aelia: Wait, what?

-She looks from Val to Psyche with a raised eyebrow, a gesture that causes a grimace to pass across her scarred face.-

Aelia: Wait here. I'm going to go and get the commander.

-She heaves herself out of her bed and hobbles out of the room.-

edited 18th Oct '13 6:19:24 PM by Herbert40k

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

-watches mezzo go, and returns plumps who was dealing with a peon-

edited 18th Oct '13 6:21:05 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

The Under

-Straw is ambushed by Jet and a Scyther ramming him-

Gah!

Jet:Hello, Straw.

...Jet?

-He dodges a Shadow Scythe from the Scyther-

Jet:Like my new toy?

Aurora:<Looks like some sort of mimic armor> -Uses Psyshock, pounding the armor-

Jet:-Is not damaged much by the Psyshock- Pathetic.

-The Scyther on the other hand, staggers back-

Naida:<Not so tough now, are you?> -Is cut by Shadow Scythe- <Tch...you're pretty tough after all...Good. I needed a challenge.> -Aqua Tails the Scyther into a building-

-Meanwhile, Straw and Jet dodge and exchange blows as neither side budges-

...This is unreal. How is this possible?

Jet:I mimic what the Scyther does. Simple.

Then I'll do this.

-Straw flings a Dusk Ball at the scyther-

Jet:Oh dammit.