ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Unite: <Well, you certainly look cool. Just as cool as me in fact! Not that I mind...A little competition never hurts anyone. Besides, it would be REALLY boring if I was the only awesome flying type Pokemon around here.

Heh, listen to me ramble...But enough about me, let's talk about you! When did you evolve?>

-Meanwhile-

Darn it, I need to go faster!

Keldeo: -Gallops over.- <Can I help Mister Luke?>

How?

Keldeo: <Get on, I'll give you a ride!>

...Are you sure? You're pretty small...

Keldeo: <Don't worry, I'll be fine!>

...Well, if you insist.

-I climb onto Keldeo's back.-

Okay, I'm on.

Keldeo: <Okay! AWAY WE GO!>

-Keldeo gallops off at a high speed.-

WOAH! Easy buddy, I haven't ever rode a Pokémon like this before!

I can make spaghetti, but besides that I can only heat stuff up in a microwave.

... Looks like Gamer's still the cook.

-sigh-

Chase: <Oh, I evolved yesterday when I fought Skyla! Although I guess you could say I let the evolution go to my head for a bit, which is why we decided not to show you until I'd come to my senses.>

- Meanwhile, Goggles, now dressed like Skyla is running down another tunnel in search of Artemis and Mira -

Goggles: <Girls? Where are you?>

- Goggles runs into another tunnel, he is now dressed like a ninja -

Goggles: <Hello?>

Now if only I could figure out how to get Unfezant back to normal.

Unite: <The awesomeness must have gone to your head. It's the only explanation I can think of! Still, nice to hear that you beat Skyla. At the rate you're going, you and your team will be taking on the Elite Four in no time!>

-sees a box and finds letter on it-

-is reading letter-

Letter: Dear group of heroes.

I am very bored waiting to fight you and being a glitchy abomination I cant do much. I was so tired of waiting that I thought I should send you a short cut in this box.

I am confident in being able to kill you but just in case I left tons of traps around my place. Also I heard you're taking a break so I put also in the box a glitchy little phone so you can get pissed at me and yell. It only has my number. I will send very strong pokemon to kill you all if you don't get here.

Sincerely M.

.....I did not know glitchy abominations could write this well.

edited 19th Mar '11 8:05:36 AM by Littlequeen

Chase: (nods) <Yeah, we only need two more badges now.>

- Meanwhile, Artemis and Mira are running down another tunnel -

Mira: <I'm not sure if I understand this... fun concept.>

Artemis: <You don't have to understand it! Fun is fun!>

- They enter another tunnel, just as Goggles enters the tunnel they were just in, this time dressed like a sailor scout -

Goggles: <Oh, they're not here!>

- Goggles runs into another tunnel -

edited 19th Mar '11 8:05:28 AM by DarkerShining

Well this is odd.

Pink: <So M got bored and sent us a easy way to his home? I think this a trap.>

Yeah you're right......But I think Ill go in to talk to M. I am only going to bring you pink because I don't want blacky to get hurt.

-sends everyone out-

Hey guys look DS made poffins!

-has written letter on blacky stating that I found a shortcut to Ms home-

-all my pokemon other then pink run to DS and I run off with box and pink to cave-

edited 19th Mar '11 8:10:36 AM by Littlequeen

- Daisy's Pokémon get lost while trying to find me due to the Scooby-Dooby Doors invoked by Palkia, they meet with Goggles, who is now dressed like a cowboy -

Goggles: <Oh, hi there! You seen Mira and Artemis around here?>

- Goggles hears Mira and Artemis' voices in another nearby tunnel -

Goggles: <Oh, there they are!>

- Goggles runs into the tunnel, Daisy's Pokémon decide to tag along, but they end in a different part of the mountain than Goggles -

Ok pink lets open the box.

Pink: <Right!>

Me and Pink: <ONE! TWO! THREE!>

-opens box and a void in it with a phone-

Well we found a phone.

-puts phone next to box-

Ok pink lets go in.

-picks up pink and steps in box and gets completely sucked in-

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Unite: <Well I'm certain that the last two Gyms will be no trouble for you and your team.>

-Unit pauses for a moment.-

Unite: <...Kinda' makes me wish that Luke was doing the Gym challenge. I would have enjoyed that...>

-Elsewhere...-

This place is a maze! A never-ending maze at that!

Keldeo: <I'm sure it has to stop sometime Mister Luke! It can't go on forever!>

...Yeah. Plus that means we'll run into Gamer sooner or later.

Keldeo: <Can we ask him for more soup?>

...You can. I'm not.

... I wonder where Artemis, Mira and Goggles went...

Goggles: <I'm over here!>

- I look up to see that Goggles is now running on the ceiling, dressed like a police officer -

What.

Goggles: <Don't worry, I'll find the girls!> (crawls into a crack in the ceiling, running down another tunnel, running past Luke and Keldeo while wearing a cheerleading uniform before entering another tunnel)

edited 19th Mar '11 8:22:25 AM by DarkerShining

-Walks to the bottommost level of Twist Mountain-

It sure is cold in here.

Vanillish: <What's with that funny rock?> -Points to the Ice Rock-

That's an Ice Rock, you can use them to evolve Eeeve into Glaceon. The only other one I've seen was in northern Sinnoh, and it was a lot smaller.

edited 19th Mar '11 8:25:45 AM by rmctagg09

DS? What do you really know about Goggles?

...Eh?

Keldeo: <What is it Mister Luke?>

I could have sworn Goggles just ran past us dressed as a cheerleader...

Keldeo: <...Mister Luke, you're crazy!>

I'm not crazy! Why would I make that up?

Keldeo: <...Because you're crazy?>

...Never mind.

Vanillish: <That's nice, but what's an Eevee?>

-Shows Vanillish Eevee's Pokedex entry-

Vanillish: -Nods-

I wonder how long we have before the others get down here.

- Looking over at Wolf -

Well, I knew Goggles was odd, but... violating the laws of physics like that?

- Meanwhile... -

Goggles: (runs past Tagg and Vanillish while wearing scuba gear) <Oh, they're not in here either!> (enters another tunnel, comes out wearing a tuxedo) <... I'm starting to think that something strange is going on here...>

-Me and Keldeo end up in the room with the Icy Rock along with Tagg.-

I don't think he's in here Keldeo.

Keldeo: <Okay...Oh! Hi Mister Tagg!>

-Sees Goggles run by with SCUBA gear-

What in Arceus's name is this?

-Sees Keldeo and Luke-

Hey guys, did you just see Goggles run by in SCUBA gear?

So it's not just me then! I swear I saw him dressed as a cheerleader earlier.

Keldeo: <Uh-oh, looks like you're crazy too, Mister Tagg!>

...I don't think Keldeo saw him.

I'm not crazy, I think I may actually be the sanest person here.

Um... what's going on?

-is hanging upside down from a floating table-

-lands on glitchy ground-

Ow....Wow this place is glitchy.

-sends jane voice mail jane on T trance-

Hey jane I went in box that was a shortcut to Ms place to talk to him. The box in in the cave and there a phone next to it.

-Turns off X trance after sending messege-

Pink: <Janes going to be pissed.>

Yeah....

edited 19th Mar '11 8:45:56 AM by Littlequeen

- Mira and Artemis run by Luke and Tagg -

Mira: <I still don't know if I get this whole "fun" concept...>

Artemis: <Don't worry, just stick to me and I'll teach you to relax.>

Mira: <Relax?>

- They enter another tunnel, as Goggles enters the tunnel they were just in again, this time wearing a trenchcoat and fedora -

Goggles: <Aww! I missed them again!>

- Goggles enters another tunnel -

-I point at Jane.-

Come on Keldeo, you can't tell me you don't see that.

Keldeo: <...OH NO! I'm crazy too!>

-Facepalms.-