ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Sees DS coming back down the tunnel-

There you are! I was...um...worried about you...

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edited 19th Mar '11 7:28:55 AM by BadWolf21

-Looks at DS' team and notices their newest member-

A Mienfoo? In Twist Mountain?

- Finding Wolf, Tagg and Crewe on my way back -

Oh, hey guys! Were you looking for me? Well, things have been pretty crazy this morning.

- I look at Mira -

Well, this is Mira, my newest team member. She came all the way here from Dragonspiral tower in search for someone with a "mind clear as crystal". Apparently she thinks that's me.

Mira: (bows politely to Tagg and Wolf) <It is nice to meet you.>

Also, Chase seems to have come to his senses after Artemis saved him from an angry Beartic.

edited 19th Mar '11 7:33:18 AM by DarkerShining

It's nice to meet you as well Mira.

-Bows back-

So Chase has come to his senses? There is some hope for that Unfezant of mine after all.

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-munna reads pinks mind again and this times sees part of a memory involving a figure of a hydreigon about to attack 2 audino-

Munna: <HOLY CRAP!>

-munna stops reading pinks mind-

DARN IT GAMER! STOP THAT OR I'LL HIT YOU! Urgh...

-I pull myself up off the floor, still not fully awake-

Anyway...What was that DS? Did you say Chase was acting normally again? If so...

-I pull a Pokéball off my belt.-

...Would now be a good time to let Unite out so he can see that Chase has evolved?

-bows to Mira-

So, you are a Mienfoo. I must admit that your species is one that I am most interested in.

One second.

-Turns in Gamer's direction and uses the cave to magnify his voice-

WILL YOU STOP THAT RIDICULOUSNESS PLEASE?

-Stops, then throws the soup in everyone's face.

Aw crap.

-Runs away.

-A bored Palkia involkes Scooby-Dooby Doors in Twist Mountain for no reason whatsoever, then goes back to playing a collosal version is Wii Fit.

Benny Hill chase time is go!

edited 20th Mar '11 11:26:19 AM by gamerex27

...

Keldeo: -Licks the soup of his face.- <MMMMMMMM! Tasty!>

(in response to Tagg mentioning Unfeazent) Yeah, I guess there is!

Mira: (responding to Wolf) <Oh, really?>

- I hear Luke -

Huh? Oh yeah, Chase is acting like his old self again.

Chase: <Yeah, you can let Unite come out now, that way he can also meet Mira.>

- As Gamer throws soup on everyone's face -

What the...?

Goggles: (licks the soup off my face) <Yum!>

- I clean the Krokorok saliva off my glasses -

edited 19th Mar '11 7:41:53 AM by DarkerShining

-munna gets on gamers head and shows him image of close up of a garbordor face eating garbage in his head-

Munna: <Dont ever throw soup at my face...>

edited 19th Mar '11 7:43:05 AM by Littlequeen

-slowly takes my hands off my ears as Gamer stops yelling-

Does he always cook like that? Or were there like, wild Pokemon attacking him?

-Sammy sniffs Mira curiously as Mace bows to the Mienfoo-

Soup. I hate soup.

-Starts playing the obligatory Benny Hill-

Yes, he always cooks like that.

edited 19th Mar '11 7:43:39 AM by rmctagg09

-Has fled before Munna could get to him.

I'll be gone for a few hours. Write a funny chase sequence in the meantime.

-dripping-

Ninetales. Get 'im.

-back to Mira-

Yes, I am. Of all Pokemon, Mienfoo has possibly inspired human culture more than any other. Your species is the originator of many of our customs.

edited 19th Mar '11 7:48:51 AM by BadWolf21

Sirius, assist Ninetails.

-Sirius runs after him-

edited 19th Mar '11 7:46:04 AM by rmctagg09

...

-I silenty release Unite.-

Unite: <Hello! Who do you want me to fight.>

No fighting. Talk to Chase. I'm going to Kill Gamer.

-I sprint off after Gamer.-

Unite: <...What is he on about? I dunno...>

-Unite turns to Chase.-

Unite: <Alright Chase, how are-WOOOOOOOAH! Look at you! You're totally awesome!>

... So why do we let Gamer cook?

Mace, go make sure he doesn't get away.

-the Throh nods and runs after Gamer and the other Pokemon-

Artemis: <Come on, Mira! Let's go get him!>

Mira: <Huh?>

- Mira and Artemis run through a tunnel together -

Wait! Where are you going?

- Mira and Artemis find themselves in another part of the mountain -

Artemis: <Strange. Well, let's keep going!>

- They run into another tunnel, finding themselves in another part of the mountain -

Mira: <Artemis, what is the point of this training?>

Artemis: <Training? This is just for fun!>

Mira: <... Fun?>

- Meanwhile... -

Chase: <Yeah, I'm fully evolved now!>

-Shrugs-

He's cheaper than a restaurant.

So why doesn't someone else cook?

Or is he actually any good at it?

-nudges Sammy away, who has begun trying to lick soup off of everyone-

The only thing I know how to cook is bacon sandwiches and rice, so I'm out of the running.

edited 19th Mar '11 7:55:49 AM by rmctagg09

I wonder where Artemis and Mira went?

Goggles: <I'll find them!>

- Goggles runs off in the direction Artemis and Mira went, when he emerges on the other side of the cave, he is inexplicably dressed like Elesa. A wild Crygonal gives him a strange look -

Goggles: (looking down at what's he's wearing, before looking at the Cryogonal) <Does this make me look fat?>

- The Crygonal just floats away, Goggles continues running into another tunnel, as he enters another tunnel, he is now inexplicably dressed like a pirate -

Goggles: <Artemis? Mira? Are you here?>