Shamouti Shrine
Harriet: <No offense, Tagg!>
Lugia: HOLD STILL, BIRD! THEN I SHALL MAKE YOUR DEATH RELATIVELY-
-Before he can finish, Doc's Thunder strikes Lugia's Safeguard. Already weakened, the barrier dissapates, leaving Lugia vulnerable.-
Harriet: <GUYS, NOW!>
-Harriet flies in a slashes Lugia with a wing coated in Obscura.-
Lugia: GRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Treeo: <YOU HEARD HER! HIT HIM WITH EVERYTHING YOU HAVE!>
-Treeo charges an ball of Energy between his claws.-
Treeo: <I doubt this will do much though.>
-Treeo flings the Energy ball at Lugia as Jello charges a similar ball, this one made of Shadows, then fires it as well.-
Woolly: <Not so tough without you shield, are you?!>
-Woolly crackles with electricity, then discharges it at Lugia.-
Harriet: <Hah! Take that!>
Lugia: ARGH! THIS ISN'T OVER YET!
-The huge bird climbs, then dives into the ocean with a huge splash.-
Harriet: <Huh?>
Woolly: <What's he doing now? Is he hiding?>
Treeo: <I don't know, but whatever he's doing, it can't be good!>
Fire Island
Ferno: <Aw, I'd love to deal with you guys, but I have an appointment with Lugia, and I don't want to keep him waiting, so if you don't mind, I think I'll be going now. Thorn! Hydron! Holly! Get them!>
-Ferno flies away, carrying Pleo with him.-
Pleo: <DS! MOLLY! HEEEEEELP!>
Hydron: -Extends his cannons.- <Okay guys! 3x DELTA COMBO!>
-Hydron blasts two torrents of water at DS and Molly Moltres. However, Holly and Thorn contribute to the atatck by firing Sleep Powder and Toxic into the streams, turning one into horrible poisonous sludge, and the other into a powerful sedative.-
edited 29th Oct '11 1:53:50 PM by Luke924
-A large rock goes sailing overhead and shatters against the ground-
Whoa!
-A brown Absol walks in-
You're another Delta aren't you?
Delta Absol: <Your skills of deduction are getting better every day Watson.>
And you're here to..?
Delta Absol: <Let's put it this way.> -Gathers another large rock- <Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies> -Fires it towards me-
-I dodge out of the way-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.Muddy: <ATTACK!>
-Everyone proceeds to blast the hell out of Lugia with super effective moves before he goes under-
Thresher: <Now what?>
edited 29th Oct '11 1:56:32 PM by rmctagg09
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.-sees delta Absol- Rex, I'll call you back later. -hangs up-
Latias: <Eek!> (puts her dark pink Protect barrier up again, to shield me, Odette and Tulip)
Moltres: (uses Safeguard to shield herself) <Nice little trick you've got there, but I've also got a few tricks up my sleeve!>
Odette: <Firebird isn't even wearing a shirt, so how can she have anything up her sleeve?>
Tulip: (sweatdrops)
- Once the attack dies down, Moltres creates a small opening at the top of her shield, before firing a fire ball into the air, which then explodes like fireworks -
Articuno: (sees the fire ball explode in the distance, gasps) <Molly!> (flies towards Fire Island)
Zapdos: (also sees the fire ball) <Seems Moltres needs some assistance...> (also begins flying towards it)
- Moltres smirks -
Moltres: <Won't be long before you'll have even more opponents to deal with. Think you're up for the challenge?>
- I release the rest of my team -
Artemis: <Finally...>
Mira: (assumes a battle stance)
Silvermist: (immedietly sets up Aqua Ring)
Ribbons: (also assumes a fighting pose)
Rex: *is hung up on* ... *texts Silent*
Rex: C'mon, guys. We better go help. I don't want to be vaporized today.
Minty: <So why are we going to fight the giant omnicidal bird?>
Somewhere on Shamouti
-Every is trying to find the Pokemon Center after a walk, but due to the pouring rain, is completely lost-
Toxicroak: <You suck at this...>
Shut up....
???: <Oh, I'll shut him up for you...>
!! Who said that?
???: <I did, of course...>
-a Crawdaunt scuttles into view, clouds of poison hanging heavy around it-
...Oh, you cannot be serious...
Toxicroak: <Oooh, a midday snack...> -cracks knuckles and croaks, churning up poison- <I'll enjoy this.>
-another two Crawdaunt appear. One seems to be wreathed in smoke, while the other is expelling constant streams of air from small pores, repelling the rain around it-
...Well then.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.Magellan:<You!>
???:<Yes, it's me.>
Magellan:<Still on Ferno's side I see.>
???:<I'm not going to wast my time trying to convince you Ferno is doing is good.>
Magellan:<It seems you've learned, Chloro>
Chloro:<You haven't changed a bit Magellan.>
Magellan:<How do you know my name?>
Chloro:<That human said it.>
Magellan:<I see.>
Chloro:<Unfortunately, the pleasantries stop there.>
-She draws up a storm of leaves-
Magellan:<Very well then. You leave me no choice but to fight you. -His eyes start glowing a bright blue-
But I won't go easy on you just because of our past.>
Chloro:<I wouldn't expect anything less from you.>
-They launch their attacks at each other-
edited 29th Oct '11 2:03:21 PM by strawberryflavored
-Somewhere on Shamouti, in the midst of severe weather-
<Shaun: "... Um... Sorry that it came out this way...">
-Struggling to move-
<Delta!Scyther: "Urgh... Oh... Oh man... We're all gonna die...">
<Delta!Kangaskhan: "Urk... Please... Don't leave us like this...">
<Courtney: "Mmm hmm hmm... And why not? You wanted an angry sea god, and now you're all going to get one!">
-Trembling and going visibly pale-
<Delta!Fraxure: "Nngh... EEP! Oh... (*whimper*) Oh Arceus...">
-And proceeds to void itself before passing out-
<Nadia: "... Oh yeah, I really needed to see that...">
<Toothless: "... Well, at least it's understandable... If utterly disgusting...">
<Iggy: "We won't... Just please... Tell us where Ferno and Pleo are...">
<Delta!Scyther: "Th-They were w-watching th-that human with the blue hair! Th-That's all we know, h-honest!">
Suzan: "Tracer! We should really get inside now!"
"I know, do you all have some Pokeballs?"
Tom: "Yeah. Why?"
"Because these guys need help, and I don't think that now's a very good time to play 'medic' in the field..."
-Produces some random Pokeballs, which causes the still-conscious Deltas to start to panic-
<Delta!Kangaskhan: "W-What?! N-No! Y-You can't do this! I-It's n-not fair!">
"Easy! Easy! This is just to keep you safe until we can get you help, if you don't want to stay with us, we won't make you!"
<Delta!Seismitoad: "Wh-Why should w-we trust you?">
<Audrey: "They're humans of their word, and do you really want to try and walk to shelter while paralyzed?">
<Delta!Scyther: "F-Fair enough...">
-My interns and I hastily Pokeball the assembled Deltas and rush for shelter-
edited 23rd Jan '14 10:04:21 PM by TracerBullet
Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985-Regains composure-
That was rather mean move there.
Delta Absol: <Another wonderful observation.>
You're a rather quirky mon.
Delta Absol: <I am more than a mon, I am Moriarty, master of disaster!>
Right then Moriarty.
-Flicks wrists, the Piradex and the Sharpedo key fall out of the sleeves and into my hands-
Piradex, transform!
-Inserts key into Piradex-
Piradex: ~Key detected~
-Transformation sequence ensues-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.-sees Pentigan transform-
...................What.
-sighs-
At this point, I shouldn't even be surprised...
-sends out March-
March, water gun.
edited 29th Oct '11 2:09:03 PM by stargirl93
-Toxicroak runs forward before any of the Crawdaunt can make a move, delivering a rapid series of Brick Breaks and Poison Jabs to the three lobsters-
Nice hit!
-which do almost nothing-
...Oh dear.
Flying/Water!Crawdaunt: -propels itself forward with exceptional speed, and is only deflected by a Protect shield from Toxicroak-
Flying type, huh? Okay, let's see how long you last against someone who can match that!
-sends out Fade- Thunderbolt!
-Fade launches a bolt of electricity at the Flying/Water Crawdaunt, while Toxicroak hits the other two with a double Sucker Punch-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.edited 29th Oct '11 2:21:17 PM by Hobgoblin
Shmaouti Shrine
-Harriet scans the seas below her, looking for any sign of the legendary.-
Harriet: <Where are you?>
-Suddenly, the water erupts from below, and Lugia surges forth, flying straight at the Honchkrow.-
Lugia: HERE!
Treeo: <NO! HARRIET!>
Woolly: <MOVE! MOVE!>
-Harriet unfortunately doesn't have enough time to move out of the way...But, she does have enough to fire a Dark Pulse attack right in the legendaries' face.-
Lugia: GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
-Lugia thrashes in pain, then promptly dives underneath the water again. Wise to Lugia's tricks, Harriet flies back to the shrine and lands.-
Harriet: -Wipes her brow.- <I'm not falling for that twice!>
Fire Island
Thorn: <Argh! Why did I agree to this again? I can't stand birds! I can't stand fire! And I especially can't stand birds that are on fire!>
Hydron: <What are you, a mouse or a mon? Come on, we can do this!>
-Hydron conjures up a large wave, then sends it at DS' team.-
Thorn: <I'm no ordinary Venusaur! Let me show you why!>
-Thorn blasts Ribbons with a wave of Obscura.-
Holly: <...Sorry about this.>
-Holly preforms a draconic dance...-
-...Then uses her new-found speed to charge at Silvermist and rake her with claws a-flame with Navy fire.-
-Is sitting in the field, letting Roserade become familiar with my Pokemon, as well as explaining my gender issue-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!-Transformation sequence ends, I land in Sharpedogirl form-
Water Pulse!
-Fires off a Water Pulse-
Moriarty: -Dodges to the side, but is clipped by March's attack- <Ha, you'll have to do better than that!> -Fires off another rock-
-Dodges-
Well then, let's see how you like this!
-Charges forwards, mouth open-
~Crunch~
-I have the Absol's horn in my mouth-
Moriarty: <AH! GETITOFFGETITOFF!>
edited 29th Oct '11 2:18:21 PM by Pentigan
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.Mandarin South Desert
-I see Dintel with a group of Sandshrew in the distance, but I decide to not intervene and instead just wait here to avoid scaring the wild ones-
Random Sandshrew — <...and then they said it was a very mean mon, that went from island to island eating the bugs there...> — noms a leaf.
Other Sandshrew — <Yeah... and it was coming in to the south...> — noms a Wurmple egg.
Dintel — <...Oh, we must have missed it somewhere, we were travelling from the other islands too...>
Third Sandshrew — <Worst part is that there are these mean mons who took Lugia's son to offer it to the monster as a sacrifice!>
Dintel — <*gasp*!>
-The Sandshrews keep chatting, while Copahue brings Shahinne to me. I decide to recall her as well. Ichtacya reaches us, but before I can recall her she climbs to a tall rock to watch the world from there-
Ichtacya -sniffs, looks at the horizon- — <Oh... why are there dark clouds to the north?>
Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?Xatu, find him.
-Xatu locks onto Lugia's mental signature-
Xatu: <Found him.>
Now.
-Everyone capable fires a Thunder at Lugia's position in the water-
edited 29th Oct '11 2:22:40 PM by rmctagg09
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.-watches pentigan bite the absol-
.....
O_O
...March, use bite.
-march bites the absol's tail-
Moriarty: -Is running around with me and March clamped on- <GETITOFFGETITOFF!> -Stops, charges a boulder- <Actually...>
-I unclamp, then fire a Water Pulse at point-blank-
Moriarty: <You will regret this!> -Goes flying-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.-The Fire/Water and Flying/Water Crawdaunt have both been defeated, leaving only the Poison/Water one-
Crawdaunt: -fires a Sludge Bomb at Fade, who floats into the ground to dodge it-
Toxicroak: <Hey, you're fighting me now!> -runs forward with a Sucker Punch-
Crawdaunt: <Erk!> -grabs Toxicroak's midsection in a pincer and slams him to the ground- <Hope you've made peace with whatever gods you serve, frog...> -raises a pincer-
-only to be lifted up by a Psychic, then slammed into a building, the ground, a tree, another building, the sky, and the ground again-
Crawdaunt: @_@
Breeze: <Wheeeee~>
???: <Ugh, must I really do everything myself?> -steps into visible range-
...You have got to be kidding.
Psychic!Typhlosion: <You'll find I'm quite real, actually....> -knocks out Toxicroak with a quick Psychic- <Let's even up the field a bit, shall we?>
...Not good.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.- Mira uses Wide Guard, shielding most of the team, but leaving a small opening for Silvermist to absorb some of the water from the attack and increase her Special Attack -
Ribbons: (takes some damage) <Ugh... So, part dark type, huh?>
- Ribbons' eyes glow with a strange glow, removing Thorn's Psychic Type immunity -
Latias: <Think fast!> (fires a Mist Ball at Thorn's face)
Silvermist: (takes damage from Holly's attack) <Ah!> (recovers a small amount of energy from Aqua Ring) <Well, take this!> (fires an Ice Beam at Holly, with boosted Special Attack)
Artemis: (sharpening her claws, while looking over at Hydron) <So... What is it that makes you special?> (smirks) <Nah, don't bother answering. I'll see if I can figure it out myself!>
- Artemis charges at Hydron, her claws cloaked in obscura, getting ready to slash at him with boosted attack and accuracy -
- Articuno and Zapdos arrive -
Articuno: <Molly! Are you all right?>
Moltres: <Yeah, so far I'm good.>
Zapdos: <That's a relief...>
Moltres: <Hey, check this out. The Sinn girl seems to be off to a good start.>
-march lets go and lands-
March: <What the heck was that?>
....I have no idea.
edited 29th Oct '11 2:26:28 PM by stargirl93
-Removes the key from the Piradex, returns to normal-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Roserade: <Bueno... muy bueno, senorita...>
-I recall my Armaldo and Volcarona, having beaten the Roserade-
Roserade: <You may catch me now...>
-I catch Roserade in a Pokeball-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!