ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-In a hallway in AU Celadon-

<Erika: "Ugh... I can't believe that we seriously have to meet this prick!">

<Legion: "Well hey, it's not a total wash, we'll get to see Helga and Lara again.">

<Slenderman: "... Wait, who are they again?">

<Burny: "A cr-cranky Ampharos and Floatzel...">

<AUdrey: "You might not want to say 'cranky' so loud, Burny.">

-The door opens, revealing the form of a retiree with an Ampharos, a Floatzel, and a sullen-looking Hitmonchan beside her-

Retiree: "Oh! Hello, Randy! Have you and your Pokemon been doing well?"

-Giving an unamused look at Burny-

<Lara: "You're aware that we may be old, but we can still hear well, right?">

<Burny: "EEP! I-I'm s-sorry, I d-didn't m-mea-">

<Erika: "Remind me why we're supposed to look forward to meeting them again?">

-To Phil-

<Jaws: "So... How have you been doing since you got here anyways?">

<Phil: "Mmph.">

<Helga: "You can be a little more polite, you know!">

-Curtly-

<Phil: "I've been doing fine...">

-Via Aura-

<AUdrey: "My, aren't you friendly?">

<Phil: "Just leave me to live my life in peace, profligate wench. It's already bad enough that I have to get pushed around by these miserable hags.">

<AUdrey: "... If your trainer weren't right here, I'd hurl you out of a window.">

<Phil: "Please, what on earth could you possibly do?">

<AUdrey: "Do you really wanna try that? Especially seeing what happened when you back-sassed Helga on your first day here?">

<Phil: "Oh please, that's just a bunch of hot air. You probably hid in a closet with the rest of your degenerate buddies during the invasion.">

<AUdrey: "Okay, first off, there's a reason why that sexist prick that you served under didn't bother to try and raid apartment buildings repeatedly after the first day! Second off, tell me, what do you notice about my teammates?">

<Phil: "They're pathetic to varying degrees? I'd be surprised if that miserable lizard with you didn't soil himself in that closet you all hid i-">

-Aside-

<Jaws: "So how's it going with the new guy anyways, Helga?">

<Helga: "I don't really think a whole lot about him, but at least he's stopped being lippy...">

-Noticing AUdrey and Phil leering at each other-

<Lara: "... Ugh... Do you need me to handle this?">

-Noticing Phil's leer transform into a startled expression-

<Jaws: "Nah, I think that she's good...">

-AUdrey narrows her eyes into a Death Glare while Phil begins to pale and tremble-

<Burny: "... Wait, what did Sabine just do?">

<Erika: "Heh... I was wondering what that staring contest was about...">

-Aside-

"... So that's what we've been- ... Hey, is your Hitmonchan alright?"

<AUdrey: "Still so confident that you can push us around?">

<Phil: "N-No...">

<AUdrey: "Also, you're not one to insult Burny for doing embarrassing things when he's afraid. Especially if you did what I think you just did!">

edited 15th Oct '11 9:26:56 PM by TracerBullet

I think the others went to the Pokemon center.

-looks at Masquerain-

....

Well...I'm tired. I haven't properly slept in weeks. And I have to get Sunny back to Mezzo. I hope you don't mind if I take off, Fool.

Well, that's good...

...

-I recall Masquerain to her Pokeball-

Sorry about that.

-looks at her laptop, which is still on a BSOD and running out of power-

Okay, what happened here?

-Felis and Nevermore point a paw and a wing, respectively, at each other-

Nevermore: <He did it.>

Felis: <She did it.>

-sigh-

...O_o

What did you two do?

Felis: <Excuse me, "you two"? This was totally her doing.>

Nevermore: <Oh no, it was all his idea. He wanted to try out his new human hands, you see...>

-facepalm-

-erases the first aid kit, then helps Anom up-

Come on, Let's go.

...That...I...what...how...

-sighs-

Argh...

I feel like I have a concussion.

-I get up with Star-

And you thought it was a good idea to mess with the computer. When neither of you can read.

Felis: <Well, she suggested it.>

Nevermore: <I did no such thing.>

-sighs and restarts her laptop-

You'd better not have broken anything.

...We should probably get that checked out.

-starts walking to the Pokemon center-

-Finally makes it onto the island, rushes towards the centre, keytar in hand-

-Follows behind Star-

Shining Island

-Fool looks at Wolf-

We should be going back now? We've got other places to go to...

"Moluno": "So wait!"

-Fool turns back to the boy-

"Moluno": "You're leaving... for good this time?"

Yes Moluno, I have to. I don't belong here...

"Moluno": "But I don't want you to go!"

This is... this is the way things are. You knew I was going to leave one of these days...

"Moluno": "But I didn't think you'll leave so soon."

... Tell you what, I'll give you a little parting gift. So you'll never forget about me... Not even when I'm a hundred.

"Moluno": "How old would I be by then?"

-Smiling- Around 93/4

-Fool hands Moluno an Odd Egg-

I've had this egg for a while now. However, I think you would take care of it better than I would ever take care of one. Take care of the Pokemon that rests inside of it

"Moluno": "...I will"

-Fool hops onto Kaepora, who has said his goodbyes to Gaebora. Fool then looks back to Moluno-

Whenever there is a meeting, a parting shall follow. But that parting needs not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short while... that is up to you. I believe one of these days we'll meet again, though we would look much different than we are now...

-Fool gestures to Wolf-

Wolf, apparently there is only one way in and out of this Island, and that's by Tropius. Unless you have one yourself, you're goin to have to Tag along with me.

edited 15th Oct '11 9:28:42 PM by PippingFool

-sheathes the Master Sword, makes sure the Armband, and my Pokeballs are securely in my bag, picks up Sunny, and climbs onto Kaepora behind Fool-

Mandarin S

-Every sighs and curls up against a wall-

Mikan Center

Nurse: (To Salamence) Your Pokemon will be just fine. I'll have them back to you by tomorrow.

Salamence: <They aren't mine.>

Nurse: I can't understand a word you're saying.

Salamence: Let's test that theory. (friendly tone) <Hey, have I ever told you that your eyes look like my droppings?>

Nurse: HEY!

Salamence: <You lied to me!>

Nurse: ...Umm...

-Salamence tackles the nurse-

edited 15th Oct '11 9:36:09 PM by memyselfandI2

-Bursts into the clearing, keytar lifted over my shoulder-

Where is that bally cad? Let me at him!

-Looks around-

Um... I'm very, very late aren't I?

-Fool trabs onto Kaepora and looks back to Moluno-

Goodbye.... Little Brother...

-Kaepora takes off, and starts flying away from the Island-

"Moluno": -Holding the Egg- "Goodbye Big Brother..."

Gaebora: <It reminds me of a little tune my mother used to sing to us, shall any of the flock split up... How did it go now? Oh yes: Maybe our paths will meet once more~ Maybe somewhere, sometime~ But I have my rainbows waiting and they have their hills to climb~>

-The two turn around and notice Pentigan-

Gaebora: <Excuse me ma'am, who are you?>

"Moluno": "And how did you get here!?"

AU Spirit World

-Banette!Sol is now being carried on a litter to her destination-

Banette!Sol: That'll learns them to mess with me!

edited 15th Oct '11 9:40:45 PM by PippingFool

-Now has a bandage wrapped around his head, to treat the concussion-

Um... I'm... Hex.

I came here by boat when the moon started falling, I thought I might be able to help with the thing causing it.

-Looks around again, then lowers keytar-

And I'm guessing I was even too late for that jam session I heard while running over here... Great...

-Is saying absolutely nothing-

Gaebora: <Boat, not wearing patrollers uniform.... !!!>

-Gaebora pins Pentigan to the ground-

Gaebora: <POACHER!>

Gah! I'm not a poacher! I came here by boat because that's the quickest way I could get here when the moon started falling! If you need any proof that I'm not a poacher you can call the PEFE.

"Moluno": "P...E...F...E?"

Gaebora: <I have no idea what he's talking about!>